People drink coffee every fucking day (often multiple times per day)

>people drink coffee every fucking day (often multiple times per day)
>they feel cloudy-headed and terrible if they don't drink their daily coffee
>they don't even enjoy coffee anymore because they only ingest it to stave off withdrawal symptoms
>coffee is a $60/mo addictive habit for most americans
>coffee has zero nutrition value by itself
>coffee only exists as a vessel for cream and sugar for 99% of people
>everyone thinks they're unique and special for being a "coffee person" when it's literally the most exported commodity crop in the world

Coffee is terrible, stop drinking it.
You'll wake up every morning feeling refreshed and not completely zonked out because your brain became hypersensitive to adenosine.

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>Coffee is terrible, stop drinking it.
>You'll wake up every morning feeling refreshed
Yeah, but it took 6 months to get to 'refreshed' after giving up coffee.

Good coffee is delicious though, and it's nice sitting in a cafe and relaxing for a while.
Moderated caffeine use isn't harmful to your health, and you can quickly get unaddicted from caffeine.
>tfw start your morning by hand milling locally roasted beans and carefully brewing a perfect 8oz cup through your hario pourover.
>tfw in the evening get a macchiato with a small pastry as a light dessert.

Should I watch gochiusa?

i take adderall w my coffee for maximum effect

This autist keeps spamming every coffee thread with this, report and don't reply.

I drink coffee everyday. I could probably go without it and have due to misc reasons. But being cloudy is mainly due to me being hungover most mornings. If I sleep till 11 once in a blue moon I'm fine and just go abt my day but I normally wake up at 7.

Didn't drink coffee on the reg till college. If I make it myself, I put cream on the first cup then just only add coffee as I drink it. Always order coffee black because cheap

I love coffee but I drink maybe 5 cups a month (usually in one or two sittings)
I know not to get addicted to caffeine. Duh.

I never have any withdrawl symptoms. I'd describe it as a mild addiction at best.

Just twice a day for me, Monday - Friday.

>they feel cloudy-headed and terrible if they don't drink their daily coffee

Hunger is a lot worse.

>coffee is a $60/mo addictive habit for most americans

$15 - $20 a month for me.

>coffee has zero nutrition value by itself

Black coffee actually alleviates water retention.

>coffee only exists as a vessel for cream and sugar for 99% of people

Like you, user?

caffeine is a hell of a drug

You read my mind, but I have chemex instead

I have a chemex too, but it's really large so I only bust it out when I have other coffeefags over or if a certain coffee does better with it. I don't like how thorough the filters are in a lot of cases, as the coffee tends to lose a bit of it's body.
my hario is perfect for single cups, and also doubles as a tea infuser, so it gets worked out on the daily

Don't even THINK about replying to one my posts in the morning before I've had my second cup!

Only if you like cute girls doing cute things and literally nothing else

>coffee is a $60/mo addictive habit for most americans
>60
Are you aware that most regular coffee drinkers have jobs?

It really should be 4x that amount as most people buy those stupid coffee milkshake things and not plain brewed coffee.

Can't start my morning without my white mocha FRAP with two extra pumps of sugar free vanilla, venti

More like my white mocha BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

I drink 2 - 5 cups of coffee a day at work, Monday - Friday. It's free and helps me work better.

I stopped drinking it at home.

who?

Lol

>feel tired
>drink coffee
>dont feel awake but get terrible shakes, anxiety, and a ridiculous heartbeat

when I drink coffee it burns my ass

kill yourself

>kill yourself
by drinking coffee

I will - if I don't get two espressos inside me by 10am!

Haha why

Why don't you french press?

because french press sucks dick

No it doesn't. It's rich and tasty and metal filters are awesome. Preserve all the oils in the beans, and actually wakes you the fuck up. A cup or two of french press keeps me buzzed all morning, and a whole pot is comparable to adderall.

>Not enjoying waking up and grinding freshly roasted beans for your morning espresso
>Adding anything to your coffee

You're a faggot, OP.

>don't even enjoy coffee anymore

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

so you roast every morning? huh, impressive.

NIGGER oh oh oh oh

can you source any of these claims my friend

I take caffeine tablets.

The oils are exactly the reason i don't use it. I think it dulls the flavour.
Unless i am making iced coffee, then i use the press.

Oh and OP is a "stop liking what i don't like" faggot.

If by 'most people' you mean 'relatively few' people then I think you're on to something, retard.

it's the official Veeky Forums anime so yes.

I drink like 3 pots of green tea per day.

>official Veeky Forums anime
It fucking well isn't.
t. Veeky Forums IRC regular.

How do you manage to spend $60/mo on coffee?
I can buy 1kg of beans here for maybe 20 bucks and that shit'll last me east least 3 months

I only drink coffee occasionally.

I've had like 4 espressos before bed before but it doesn't do shit because I have genetic caffeine resistance.

Now I have to take amphetamines if I want a stimulant.

>last me east least 3 months
stale cawfee :(

Coffee and an egg mcmuffin is my ideal breakfast

Especially after a redeye flight, tastes so good

I wish there were a drink that had amphetamines in it instead of caffeine

lrn2read

you have stale stupid brain

meanie :(

underrated

>2017
>Drinking coffee when crystal meth exists

Get with the times, people.

This shit right here is why I finally started cutting back.

I use coffee as a beverage in most social occasions instead of alcohol, and usually have around 2 or 3 cups per day. Never late in the evening though.

I don't like french press much
Too many particles make it through the mesh filters and makes the cup a bit too muddy
Some people swear by them, but none of the cafes I've worked at in the past 5 years have used them in any capacity.
It's still a valid brew method though, I wont shit talk it or nothing, but it's not for me

Try and stop me.

>>coffee has zero nutrition value by itself
Zero "nutrition" doesn't mean zero health benefits. In addition to reducing rates of dementia, Parkinson's, diabetes, strokes, certain cancers, and arrhythmia, it assists with millions of joyful bowel movements every morning.

>Stop drinking caffeine altogether for a while
>Now I get the jitters from one dark cup of coffee

>Coffee and fibrous cereal

Best feeling every morning fampai

Many people do like the dark roast but they are not aware that dark roast coffee presents very serious health issues.
Roasts like Italian and French (picture related) should be avoided in order to avoid getting cancer.
Here is why, this is very serious issue but not many coffee drinkers are aware of it.

CARCINOGENS in Burnt Coffee,
(and for those who are not aware carcinogens are cancer causing elements) you can read about it in this article:

camanoislandcoffee.com/the-5-dangers-to-avoid-when-purchasing-coffee-5/

Research has shown that if food is burnt or heated excessively then a certain group of carcinogenic substances are released which are known as polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs).
Once these substances have been consumed by the individual via the burnt food then they also travel into the intestines and other organs of the human body via the process of blood circulation.
In such cases, these polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons not only cause cancer but also tend to increase toxicity of bone marrow, suppression of the immune system, reproductive toxicity,
liver toxicity as well as cardiovascular toxicity.

I like my dark roasted coffee and I don’t want to hear another ‘coffee guy’ tell me to stop drinking it.
The truth is, you can enjoy a well roasted Dark Roast Coffee without ingesting cancerous substances into your body.
Dark doesn’t have to mean burnt.
Nor do you have to sacrifice the health benefits of coffee when enjoying dark roast done correctly.

COFFEE is known AS ONE OF THE HIGHEST SOURCES OF CARCINOGENS AROUND,
yet something as simple as NOT purchasing burnt coffee beans can drastically reduce this factor.
Coffee, roasted to a dark profile, can actually be extremely enjoyable (even for light roast drinkers such as myself) and still keep that dark nuance that so many people really enjoy.

>tfw drink almost a liter of black coffee a day
>dont have any cloudiness, get 8 hours of sleep each day, and feel great with or without

get fucked weak fags

>zero health
CARCINOGENS in DARK Burnt Coffee are the same as carcinogens (cancer causing particles) found on burned meat/steaks.
With horror I watch people grilling their meat to achieve those burned charred "grill marks", but those burned grill marks are nothing less than cancer powerhouse.
Funny thing is that those people would never feed those burned charred meat parts to their precious dogs or cats, but they gladly eat themselves.
So with dark roasted coffee there is a very serious WARNING that if we do care not to get cancer we should definitely avoid drinking any coffee brewed with dark roast beans.

The 5 Ways Your Coffee Kills You.
All in all, you can drink coffee and significantly hurt your body or you can drink coffee and actually enjoy a beverage that adds healthful antioxidants and tastes amazing.
I choose healthy coffee.
Coffee is one of the most heavily pesticide sprayed crops.
Much of our coffee comes from South America, and specifically Colombia, and uses pesticides such as heptachlor, chlordane and deiedrin. These pesticides are toxic to our body!

Also toxic molds Mycotoxins growing on coffee beans present health issue, so taking all those hazardous things into consideration don't add to damaging your health
by purchasing & consuming dark roasted coffee.

Coffee is one of those things that we don't really need to consume to stay alive.
We need to eat food, we need to drink water but we don't need to drink coffee in order to live.

Coffee is a treat, so educate yourselves & don't unknowingly add this tempting addictive treat to the already abounded number of cancer & other health problems causing products in our diets.
Coffee has some health benefits, but it needs to be consumed with wise approach to it because if you consume coffee grown with tons of toxic chemicals or coffee infested with toxic molds or dark roasted coffee watch out.

The world of coffee is HUGE. Make sure you’re educated before you make your next coffee purchase.

This reads like a post on /x/

very serious stuff

browning is flavor and i dont care if 5 years gets shaved off my life because i decided to eat tasty food and drink coffee every day

how do you know that is only 5 years, what if is 15 years or 25 years or 35 years
but you are welcome to be as stupid as you like
I personally don't give a shit how long you live
as far as I'm concerned you can die tonight or tomorrow I care less

>drink coffee in the morning
>sudden urge to take a huge shit afterwards

Feels gr8 m8

i hate coffee but dont tell others what to like and not like

I used to drink coffee on the drive to work to get that sunshine feelin' and gogogo attitude, but sometime around two years ago or so coffee started causing me to have vertigo and taste blood in the back of the throat. It was like taking an acid trip almost. I would hallucinate if i was walking past objects or glancing around at different lighting.

I stopped drinking coffee a while ago. Even decaf trips me out. I can drink coca cola just fine though so i dont think it's the caffine.

I'm not too sure, but i think i shifted my body chemistry to now I'm allergict to coffee. Possibly from years of binge drinking and chain-smoking in casinos. Or i have a heart condition, but that wouldnt explain why i cant even drink decaf.

Anyone have any similar experience? Not just coffee anxiety, but full on drug trip?

Used to manage a Starbucks for a while up till the start of this year. Whenever I opened, I'd make a long black when testing the shots on our machine at start, but that was the only coffee I had with any regularity. There's be the occasional coffee tasting with new baristas, or my district manager, once with my regional manager who was tagging along with my DM when he was new. I love coffee, but it's something I enjoy in moderation.
That said, I agree seeing coffee consumers every day, many of whom were my team members. I had one barista who had a venti quad shot on every break and was always a pain in the ass if she didn't have any.
>$60/mo
Try a little over $100. I can't remember the exact price of a Venti caramel machiatto, but I think it was somewhere around $5.40 at the most recent price hike before I left. Our regular morning crowd was almost entirely the same people 5 days a week. It's insane.

I don't get physical withdrawal but I'm psychologically addicted to the idea of coffee and drinking it. So it doesn't hurt me at all to not be able to drink it but I usually find myself in situations where I have to choose something to drink and I tend to find coffee to be the least bad thing to drink compared to sodas, juices, and extremely sweet teas. Black coffee with a tiny bit of sugar is better than any soda or juice for my health.

>sitting in class discussing shit with teacher
>fat bitch on the back interrupts and starts talking very loudly and obnoxiously and cursing a lot
>"tee hee I'm sorry I haven't had any coffee today"

Makes my blood boil every time.

>but dont tell others what to like and not like
you fucking hypocrite
why you telling OP in that case what he can like or not to like

what did he mean by this?

tell her that then you pussy not us.

I told her.
Funeral will be in 4 days

Did you mean to say Food Wars?

good story

I will fully admit I'm more or less a high functioning addict for caffiene. I don't drink coffee but I get buck cans of sugar free rockstar from walmart like a dozen at a time and drink them over the course of a week.

It's literally like taking a drug. I'll be at work, shredded, tired with a headache. Then I get a cuppa ice and sippy my rockstar and I can FEEL THE POWER FLOWING IN MY VEINS NIGGA, IT'S LIKE AHHHHHHAHAHA MY DICK IS GETTING HARD FROM HOW GREAT THIS IS, FUCK YEAH I CAN GO ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT MURDERING ALL OF YOU

Seriously heroine and crack fags don't even know, fuck your weak ass shit, get you some 240 mg of caffiene and ride the lightning bitch ass bitches. Sometimes I need one with breakfast just to get going

What kind of logic is that?

"It takes a long time to break an addiction to Meth, so why bother trying to stop?"

I pay around 8$ for a months coffee drinking, don't know wtf you guys doing.

Consuming any coffee in any environment is a guaranteed stomach ache for me. The caffeine rarely makes me feel like a heart attack is coming, but I managed to summon that once by drinking very little all day and then having 2x black tea the next morning. Was a fun day, colleague coincidentally attempted to OD on caffeine pills that day as well.

I discovered what works for me is mormon chicory "coffee". All the taste, none of the symptoms.

>quit smoking weed & tobacco mix after years of smoking every day all day long
>start university a week later
>anxieties through the roof
>decide its a good idea to take 3 nodoz, 300mg caffeine
>??????

Now I don't remember my first two days of university and this was only last week

i actually require coffee to live
without it, I get sleep apnea.
coffee also cured my hemorrhoids.
it's a miracle drug.

but that is neither shokugeki no souma nor
sweetness and lightning

Oh god it's this guy again

Hi coffee faggot fucker sucker, nice to meet you

I just drink an espresso after dinner everyday.

I'm not addicted. I could give it up if I had reason but I enjoy the smooth taste after dinner and it pretty much symbolises the end of my day. It's a nice experience when I enjoy those 10 minutes of watching TV and drinking coffee.

It doesn't have any negative affect on me either. I'm healthy,toned and not underweight or overweight. I think it really depends on how much you drink. If coffee stopped existing tomorrow,then I'd be a little disappointed but I'd forget after s week.

Also,if you drink coffee in the morning you should really really stop it. It's not helping you in anyway. If you feel groggy every morning, then wake up and hour earlier and do some exercise. A nutritious breakfast is better than coffee.

>coffee also cured my hemorrhoids.
DO YOU LIKE TAKING COFFEE UP YOUR ASS?
some people like to take coffee up their mouth others up their asses,as a coffee enema

How to Do a Coffee Enema for Liver Detox (Gerson Therapy)
youtube.com/watch?v=yTnCgaWiE6U

(WARNING she will be putting perfectly drinkable Organic coffee up he ass)

My Addiction: Coffee Enemas | My Strange Addiction
youtube.com/watch?v=bznDjbQLzMo

(some people drink 4 cups of coffee a day, she takes coffee up her ass 4 times a day)

BASIC COFFEE ENEMA PROCEDURE AND RECIPE.
sawilsons.com/library/basic-coffee-enema-procedure-and-recipe/

10 Reasons Why You Should Try A Coffee Enema
mindbodygreen.com/0-7065/10-reasons-why-you-should-try-a-coffee-enema.html

>How to Do a Coffee Enema for Liver Detox (Gerson Therapy)

is this porn?

no, it's real medical/health procedure, real stuff

set up in this picture is much cheaper than Espresso machine
and taking coffee up your ass doesn't stain your teeth

>they don't even enjoy coffee anymore because they only ingest it to stave off withdrawal symptoms
I ingest it because I have things to do, and can't always rely on my natural energy


>coffee is a $60/mo addictive habit for most americans
more like a $5 pot of instant a month

>coffee only exists as a vessel for cream and sugar for 99% of people
i drink it black

I drink coffee so I can shit at work, and get paid for it.
The caffeine rush feels nice

But I also drink coffee late in the day, and sleep like a baby. It has no effect on keeping me awake.

I don't drink coffee ever and I feel like shit every morning.

>coffee in butt
Nope, just drinking it cured my hemorrhoids. Caffeine shrunk them and now they seem to be all healed, more or less.

So If you're suffering from hemorrhoids, try drinking some coffee. After more than a year of torture, I'm pain free.

user did you try shoving few coffee beans up your ass to let them ferment in your rectum and cure your hemorrhoids,
you know coffee beans mixed with ass acids and ass interior heat they would kind'a brew inside your ass and release all the good stuff.

>induce fight or flight response before sleeping
>has the gaul to tell people to stop drinking coffee in the morning

coffee and shit goes so well togheter

Tea Drinkers are wiser, friendly, healthier, and have a greater taste palate than coffee drinkers.

A tea drinker spends much less money on his habit.

A tea drinker will never snap at you and tell you not to talk to him until he has had his tea.

There are no health concerns when it comes to consuming tea.

Tea has a wide range of flavours, a veritable ocean out there to experience compared to coffee's singular taste.