things everybody should be able to make
>marinara sauce
shit's easy. Just take your time and don't cook it too hot
>a fucking roast chicken
Goddamn the number of people I know who can't reliably cook a bird is shameful.
>a simple cake batter
Doesn't have to be complex, can be the simplest poundcake. Preferably one where you can alter the ingredients somewhat, like to make a chocolate or a lemon cake for example.
>a gravy
Not out of a packet you fucking scrub
>pasta
it's easy as shit. You don't actually need to do it very often because it's time consuming and GUARANTEED those fucking wogs will produce a better dried pasta than the one you make. But you gotta know how to make it because elsewise you are a scrub.
>risotto
come on. It's rice, wine, stock and cheese. It's not fucking hard.
>simple curries
A dhal and a Thai style curry should be enough. Dhal is pretty easy, and Thai curries are easy providing you have the ingredients.
>books
Mastering the Art of French Cooking - Julia Child
French Provincial Cooking - Elizabeth David
Chinese Cookery - Ken Hom
The Joy of Cooking - Irma Rombauer
Japanese Cooking - Shizuo Tsuji
The Complete Nose to Tail - Fergus Henderson (this book is great but a little complex. Also Henderson is my fucking hero the dude is amazing.)
The Classic Italian - Marcella Hazan
The Edmonds Cookbook - an essential if you are from Down Under or the Antipodes
The Yankee Church Supper Cookbook - the goddamn Yank version of the Edmonds