Fish and chips are the best comfort food, watching a stormy English beach from the warmth of the cafe

Fish and chips are the best comfort food, watching a stormy English beach from the warmth of the cafe.

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You're fat

Already one post in and the burgers are shitposting.

Normally I would whine about OBSESSED but you're probably right this time

That's ok, I love you when you're not funposting.

Shut up faggots

Great thread

I too enjoy viewing the waves violently crashing against the shore, ships in the distance, as I enjoy a steaming pile of hot chips, crispy fresh, fried fish, a side of coleslaw and a nice dollop of tartar sauce to dip my fish and chips into.

Put gravy on them.

:(

I was excited to try fish and chips from their "
country of origin" and was so disappointed. Every place I tried it, from Isle of Man to London, was soggy and garbage. Even basic fish and chips from my shitty backwater mining town back in Australia is better.

Fried fish is a boring food but cod tongues are alright

An Australian complaining?
Who would have guessed!?

I hope they don't sell dolphins, dolphins are cool and they are the only other animal that has sex for fun.

Shut up you whining pom

What kind of fish is traditionally used for that?

Cod or haddock

Ate it once and it just made me sick

Babby couldn't handle fish and chips

>fried fish and fried potatoes with no seasoning
>white people food

Hey now, the potatoes have a seasoning

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>vinegar
>seasoning

In Aus it's usually flake, shark meat. Better texture than cod or haddock.

It depends on where you are. In the north it's haddock and in the south it's cod.

Of course.
This ain't no gourmet fine dining bullshit.
It's traditionally over cooked fish in greasy soggy battery served with under cooked chips that taste like wet flour.

If it's made by people that actually care then it could be a fucking great dish. But it's fast food made by independent companies so there's no quality control and as the margins are so low it's always going to be the cheapest shit available from the wholesalers.

>Tl:dr
It's supposed to be shit

I hate how low the quality of b8 has become. No longer do people post page long intrinsically written stories or elaborate doctored images, no, now it's dude white people lmao.

Yes. I remember when they were posted multiple times every day.

It's fucking grim here today.

Where is that?
Suffolk?

>implying

Lincolnshire.
I was going to take the kayak out but I can't be arsed.
Going to the pub instead.

Good call.
Get an afternoon of drinking in, maybe a roast meal.

I can smell the malt vinegar from here.

Sorry that was me, I have a yeast infection and I queefed.

My dad got this from the lakes a few weeks ago.

The fish looks fucking massive

Looks good!

What the fuck is the cunt next to him eating?

Looks like a fucking mountain of baked beans or something.

There's something under the beans, too glat to be beans on toast. Maybe chips or a pie under the beans.

Where are the chips? I only see fries. I don't see anything that has been "chipped."

Where at in England? I have family in North Yorkshire.

They don't fry the fish and chips in the same oil do they?

Comfy
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>poor quality batter
>fish was clearly fried from frozen
>oven chips
>cheap mushy peas

Did he order that rubbish in an Asda cafe?

Jacket potato

That looks like dry shit.
I will never understand why people order fish and chips at places other than a fish and chip shop.

Because pretentious "foodie" cunts always think they can do better than even the most mediocre chippy.
And they are wrong every time.

>wrong batter used for fish
>wrong kind of fat so nothing cooks "right"
>wrong temp. for fat so nothing cooks "right"

And people flock in to give these buggers money for something that is inherently inferior, AND costs a ton more.

Nova Scotian fish and chips > English fish and chips

Prove me wrong, you can't.

Bonobo's

You're a bit of a blind cunt then.

>>fish was clearly fried from frozen

jfc how can you discern that from that picture?

Fish and """""chips""""" is the ultimate kind of mediocre food you could make for 1/10th the price and 5x the taste. I always imagine something completely bland when Brits go on about it