You're at the bar drinking a red ale. The bartender sets this down in front of you

i like corned beef. better cold on a sammich though

The pic is a poor example, but it comes from a righteous place.

You'll get some nice, salty cabbage and carrots if they're boiled up with the corned beef.
Add some buttery-as-fuck mashed spuds and you got yourself some godlike peasant food.

What a nice gesture. I would thank him, but let him know i already got a girlfriend.

Gimme a... holey bartender.

Wow, you're boring man

Looks good man, tha-...

Why do yanks think this is what paddy eats?

Ask him to boil the bread too there may be some flavor left in it.

>>>/9gag/