What does Veeky Forums think of him?

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You're my kind of human being dude. Thanks for making my night by being a good person amongst all these idiots.

>bbc
>fat fucking beta who plays dress up
pick one and only one

uh oh...

you are wrong. he's hot as fuck

i want him to fuck me in a barn over a hay bale or something like they do in the 18th century

I'm actually 105% sure he keeps some down in his basement.

I dont think anyone posts their actual opinions on this site anymore.

I dont blame them, Veeky Forums is a hole that only exists because the worst trolls and child porn peddlers were banned from somethingawful

I feel the same but I still think the idea of him as a cuck is kind of funny

Women have such shit taste in fetishes holy shit.

What's wrong with that? ??

Sounds itchy , stinky, and horrible. I've had sex in grass before and that was really uncomfortable.

It's a fantasy, it doesn't have to be practical. I have a fantasy of being stuck in a marriage with a violent husband that takes out his frustrations on Me. In reality that'd probably suck

This is exactly what user is talking about

I have a fantasy of tying a woman up and throat fucking her while she has a vibrator stuck in her panties but that's something I actually want to do because it's practical, not just a fantasy.

So a sexual fantasy is bad if it's unrealistic? You might be missing the point of fantasy

meet

fucking hilarious.

Reminds me of Scrubs...

OK, fine. You're a mexican apple thief. I run the cider house. I catch you hiding behind the stone mill. You chase me into the tasting room. Oh, if there's a crow in there: fine. If not.. I can live with it. Anyway, we're all alone and you don't speak a word of english, but you teach me more about hard cider than I ever learned from my fermenting exams and our passion is so loud that they can hear it all the way in the distillery (breaths hard) Oh, ha.. I can be such an apple slut!

Where do I meet women with weird fetishes? My ex used to role-play with me and I miss it so much.

Outside of paid whores your best bet is unfortunately anime cons.

I am okay with this.

woman of my dreams. Ill beat the shit out of you and fuck you raw bb

It's the opposite for me. I always imagine him being an obsessive control freak and beating the shit out of his wife on a regular basis.

I love this show. It is so comforting and I like watching new episodes while im running at the gym.

also this

We should have a Veeky Forums meetup at his store.

His videos cover an expansive subject matter. He reminds me of a pre-Victorian, civilian version of britishmuzzleloaders.

When I run out of random shit to watch while drinking, I usually pull up something of this sort and just sit back and learn inconsequential historical things.

He's 10/10.

Also, his store isn't terribly overpriced. If I were younger and going through a certain phase, I'd probably order some shit.

take turns fucking his wife, ask her about who hast the tastiest mushroom sauce

I like him. He's calm, friendly and informative. Thus, better than most cooking programs on TV.

I love his enthusiasm and insight on what it was like during the era. As a fan of cooking and a history nerd it is a fun mix for me.

Dunno about some recipes though, but even he has admitted some aren't that good. Do want to try out some of the soldier cooking just to get an appreciation of what we have now sometime and see if I can get away with doing they while camping.

>"Oh hey, a thread about Townsend, this is going to be interest-
>people start calling him a cuck for no reason other than being friendly

Why must you be the worst board Veeky Forums?

Used to love the channel until he did the slave food episode.

Don't be naive user. His channel is great to watch and he's probably a really nice guy but he's a cuck for sure.

What of it? What bothered you?

That he's a virtue signalling SJW.

How? It was a rather interesting topic that gets ignored due to sensitivities.

Do you see everything in a political view? Sounds depressing.

>s-s-sooo why don't you g-g-go ahead and tell us about why black food is-is superior to the english food

yeah I don't know if it was actually him being SJW or just nervous around black people, but compare it to him making waffles with two dumping white broads and his comfort is night and day

>Any mention of slavery makes you a cuck

What's it like being mentally retarded user?

Can't help you out there, sorry. Chin up, people like you can still live satisfying lives.

He's nervous cause this is the first time the audience meets his bull

i like his videos, but i wish the other people in his videos weren't so obscenely obese, it's really disgusting

And yet here you are.

There are some boards and personals sites for that. I've heard of Fetlife, and there's some sort of BDSM personals site that a really creepy weird guy at the public library used to always print off ads from.

This.
It's also very interesting to see what kinds of spices/ingredients were available back then.
The videos he does with the overweight black dude is also fantastic.

He's a LARP--, er, "historical reenactor", ham planets are unavoidable.
I'm surprised he's not roley poley himself desu.

I would describe him as doughy to be honest, but yeah american svelte

Pretty good LARP cooking desu senpai

Yeah but when you find people not being shitfucks it's refreshing.

Oh please.

Bitch did I stutter

mah boy walter does it better

>James Townsend and son
>Has three daughters

James Townsend and my wife's sons doesn't fit on a sign though

he's the son

While your boyfriend watches

Today in 18th century cucking

I like this post

he sounds like a mix between bob odenkirk and fred willard

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Needs to put his daughter in more videos, she's hot (chocolate).

she bears almost no resemblance to this cooking show guy? I have to wonder if he was even present at conception... hmmm...

At least he gets the fulfillment of teaching her how to make bread pudding and lard based dishes

He's a cool dude who tells interesting stories and makes interesting food. He's no chef but that doesn't really matter.

That's the look she's gonna give her black boyfriend in a few years while she will be sucking his dick, her mom will be sure to teach her.

>her mom

I wouldn't be that shocked if old James didn't have a manuscript on that very subject

He's a serial killer who murders hobos with authentic 18th century weapons while dressed in full costume and leaves their bodies in the woods.

The police will never catch him. A smoothbore flintlock firing soft lead balls is essentially untraceable.

future coal burner

>labels all traditional black foods as "food of the enslaved"
He's as close to /pol/ as you can get without alienating viewers.

Veeky Forums has just topped /tv/ as the worst fucking board on Veeky Forums.

Do you work in the field of projecting perchance?

no, hes an SJW faggot. The black guy he filmed the episode with is literally a WE WUZ KANGZ stereotype. I think he's even a Black Hebrew Nationalist

james was his grandpa

Oh fuck, that is him, isn't it?

I literally couldn't be a cuck if I tried

>in 18 century people used to cook bread on mud
>the instructions on the books are pretty much nonsensical since they meassure ingridients in price and price changed depending on the year and place
>half the ingridiets dont exist anymore and the other half we dont know what they are because they changed the name of things for some reason
>ok here it is
takes out ball of mushy flour
>delicious

I've never watched him cook anything and thought to myself, "Gee, I'd really like to eat that."

He has no cooking skills and he burns at least half the dishes he makes.

that fried chicken looked great and i was impressed by him making cake with nothing but egg and flour no bakin soda or yeast
but when he makes those boiled puddings and that video were he sticks some sticks on bread and poors melted butter on top are pure cringe
at least when he is out cooking on fire with soldier cosplay he gets a pass because he is accurately portraying what was like for some poor soldier that was lucky to get some salt

>trusting some skinny nigga to know how to barbecue.

I trust no one who cooks and isn't at least a little overweight. ESPECIALLY not barbecue.

>at least when he is out cooking on fire with soldier cosplay he gets a pass

I agree this is the only reason to watch him - however if you are watching him for soldier cosplay and la meme civil war era survival skillz, then you are probably also a cringe worthy faggot.

i just like the high quality footage, the brownish old asthetics, his soothing voice and the music
i usually start a vdeo when im about to take a nap, also he talks about funny trivia from the time
honestly its better than anything on national geographic, they should give him a show and a team to actually make the food and edit the videos

The mushroom sauce is pretty based.

>Not being interested in how soldiers prepared food through history.

TFW you'll never be a brit in the WW1 trenches, making tea with the water boiled from cooling the machine guns.

Lovely tea John, I'm getting hints of trenchfoot, chlorine gas and dead Germans.

>Hi, I'm John Townsend, I'm here today at Gunston Hall again, I've got my wife's bull today as my special guest

If Jack is in TN and Cuck is in Indiana, seems reasonable that they get together and do some cross promotion.
The guy's barbecuing and that's basically Jack's specialty. You all should post on his comment section asking for a 'meating' of the minds, imo it would be an epic win..!

that negro is so fat he probably can't even jack off, how the fuck do you expect him to be able to fuck anyone?

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I made the mushroom ketchup, dried the strained mushrooms, dried and bust up with mortar and pestle when I want a gravy to go with pork. Shit is in par with worchestershire sauce.
I made about 1L (1qt) and got about 56g (2oz) of dried seasoned mushrooms.
Honestly, it did not last long. Worth the very little effort. Those 18th century fucks were pretty on point with aromatics and what fags call 'umami' (flavour enhancers) nowadays.

He's a sweet man with a good heart who genuinely loves what he does. He's wholesome and pure. He's the Bob Ross of cooking.

If that makes him a cuck then I don't care. God bless him.

Amen.

whether you buy anything or not he's trying to sell you a product, keep that in mind while you watch his glib shilling and while this rotund blackguy pounds his wife.

This

The vids are fucktastic for chilling out

So far I've made a couple of the puddings (which I can never really get figured out), the rye and indian bread which was pretty good, want to try the mushroom catsup like have mentioned

Just want to let you faggots know that I hate you all.

Michael Twitty
60% African, 40% European
An Afrocentric food historian
Shephardic/Afro Jew
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