For me, it's gotta be crab rangoon

For me, it's gotta be crab rangoon.

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Its gotta feel awesome to have a fat set of tits like that....no homo

Nah, man. Trust me.

It's the only thing that makes imitation crab edible. Because you can't taste it.

I wish I had tits like that

You have tits?

I wish I had a gf with a huge set of fat knockers

Do I get your number if it's dubs?

I wonder if she has pepperonis

Most of Veeky Forums is women so probably

Big nipples are hot anyway

I'm a big fan of goat meat. No matter how it's prepared, it's always good.

Deep fried cream cheese doesn't really do it for me. Gotta go with the potstickers.

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You killed the thread faggot.

What a fucking loser, picking shitty Chinese for her graduation dinner. Probably could have chosen any place in town. I would have been embarrassed to be her boyfriend that night.

i'll bump the thread for a week if i have to just to spite you, faggot.

You don't know what you're talking about faggot

You do mean her particular choice of American Chinese was bad and that American Chinese isn't bad in general right?

just watch me, faggot.

Where did you get this photo of my daughter?

I thought that was a pic of Taylor Swift from the thumbnail.

Why are you browsing Veeky Forums, daddy?

>best guess for this image: Breast

I thought it was a picture of Lexi Belle at first. I don't remember her having titties like that when she was that skinny though.

I haven't been keeping up with lexi belle but some porn stars get huge implants when they pass their mid 20s and their career starts to tank, thinking that it will somehow help

This is one of the many reasons I can't stand mainstream porn. There is nothing worse than fake tits.

Why do you care? You'll never get to touch them.

Because they look like shit. Which kind of contradicts the whole purpose of porn.

Same, although I'm not even sure what "mainstream porn" is anymore. Back in 2003 you might have had a point but we live in the age of Big Data and porn producers have (it seems) figured out that normal people actually aren't interested in women who look like inflatable fuck dolls. It was just jaded porn producers who found that attractive and mistakenly assumed the general population did too.

But look at it from the whore's perspective. It's either get a real job, or make a lateral move into MILF porn with giant fake tits. Most of these women are not future doctors.
*tips*

>watching porn

Lexi just got chubbier.

Truly is worst board

hnnnng thanks for sharing these beautiful big cans OP

Eh, my gf's are bigger

That's because she's fat

OP's girl has a tiny frame and big tits.

Your girlfriend has 42F on a 260 lb frame.

That's why I'm so attracted to her ;^)

>There is nothing worse than fake tits.
sure there is. circumsized dicks.

Nah fake tits are definitely worse.

youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA

WHITE GIRLS LOVE CHINESE FOOD

what the fuck did I just watch

>video about Chinese food
>have a bunch of Geishas

Kek

My gf has a friend with a body exactly like this. She had a kid a couple years ago and they got like twice the size too.

naah the scars on mutilated dicks turn me off instantaneously
fake tits only after a while

Most of these women are going into acting on shit like Game Of Plebs

why do you care about cocks

Imagine if that user that spends all day every day slandering beer and ipas was just a woman on the rag lmao

I'm gay. Got a problem with that?

yea, i think you're subhuman and no different than a rat

carrier of disease who exhibits disgusting behavior

Like whores don't carry diseases as well.

>half of the people that have called me a faggot on Veeky Forums are probably girls

She graduated from the school of hard knockers

strange feels

Well I'm not and I think you're a fag. I have a pretty good feeling these numbers are not nearly what you think.

Only white people are dumb enough to eat rice off a flat plate with chopsticks, thinking they've got it all figured out.

>Only white people are dumb enough to eat rice off a flat plate with chopsticks, thinking they've got it all figured out.
I see someone eating large chunks of chicken or that fried rangoon, not the rice. Calm down.

Only chinks are dumb enough to not have invented knives and forks and still use sticks like cavemen.

I can't stop opening this thread and looking at her tits.

They're not real women user. They still have penises

It's true and I think you're a great faggot, user.

But I still love you.

London?

BABEEE WANT MIIIIIIIIIILKKKKKKKKKKKK

Welp, kudos to ya. That is one fantastic pair of knockers. I hope I bump into you one day m'lady.

Wood berry.

i eat rice out of your mom's horizontal pussy, faggot.

BABIE HUNGRY FEED BABIE ME HUNGRY

lovely pair you've got there m8.

ever consider posting on gonewild for the upboats?

it's pretty obvious she's fat, you delusional faggots.

attractive girls don't cook.

Fuck off faggot

enjoy your broken dreams and fat titcows, faggot.

T H I C C

If you wouldn't tittyfuck those bazongas 'til you blew everywhere, you are a complete fucking tool.

*grabs you by the throat*

FUCK OFF??????

>enjoy your broken dreams and fat titcows, faggot.

If I'm being honest, I'm a bit masochistic and am totally into D/s and breastfeeding so if I were to be reduced to a fat titcow then I'd really have no issue as long as we could cook food afterwards.

She definitely looks a little on the white trash side. Maybe her family can't afford much and she loves Chinese food because it's a special treat. She's still basically just a kid.

MILKY MILKY MOMMY

BABY WANT MILKY

BABY HUNGRY

WAAAAAHHHHH

>tfw no cow gf

why is /r9k/ on my Veeky Forums

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Too much fapping?

Do you like your rangoons to be sweet?

The restaurant around my way makes the cream cheese sweet but I've had it at other places and it tasted more savory.

Who is this semen demon?

Damn, google just went in on these suggestions

>tfw chose nicest steakhouse in moderately large city for college graduation
>tfw me, gf, parents, grandparents, and gfs dad all attend
>get appetizers for the table and everyone gets entrees
>everyone gets a cocktail with dessert and wine with dinner turns out to be multiple bottles
>realize my dad easily paid over $1000 for this meal
>still feel guilt about this years later

user, it was college graduation and I'm sure your dad was proud of you for graduating and not dying or being a complete fuck up. You made him proud.

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finishing an undergrad degree is hardly something to be proud of, unless you also take great pride in your ability to breathe and take a shit.

>low energy major detected

See: You're either low-energy major and now in debt because your degree is worthless or you're bitter that you didn't go to college.

Anyways, yeah, breathing and taking a shit is all that's required for thesis papers, programming assignments, public speaking ceremonies, etc, etc other important shit that people with (important) majors do.

How do I get a gf grills of Veeky Forums?

You won't find one here that's not:
>Fat
>Ugly
>Mentally ill or Mentally Retarded
>All of the Above

And if you're okay with one of the above, then chances are, she's already taken.