Last Meals

Hey Veeky Forums, tonight is my last night as a free man for the next two years. Tomorrow afternoon I will be required to show up at the Culberson County, TX sheriff's office, at which point I will be transferred into the custody of the El Paso correctional department, to spend two years in prison. I told my friends, family, and girlfriend that I would be leaving today, so that I could spend today alone doing things I want for a minute before having no alone time for two years.

So far that has entailed an early game of golf with my little brother (only one who knows that I'm still here), a breakfast of home fries, two eggs, toast, sausage, yogurt, strawberries, coffee, and OJ; a drive in the mountains; a nostalgia visit to the record shop I've been going to since middle school; a lunch of nuts, a turkey sandwich, carrots, and hummus; a trip through the art museum and the natural history museum; a dinner of twice-baked potato, salad, and pork chile verde; and now some whiskey, beer, and snacks, along with my favorite movie (In Bruges) and a pack of cheap cigs.

I don't plan on sleeping before my flight to Texas in the morning, and I want to spend the last of my free time with you lovely folks, who have provided me more conversation and laughs than most people I have met in my life. With that in mind, what would you eat if it were your last day of freedom? Would it look anything like mine?

Pic was going to be the makeshift poverty station where I will be spending my final hours of liberty, but since that exceeds file limit, here is my girls butt. xoxoxox

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Just go get some pussy dude

Yeah, like ten hookers at once.

I'd gorge myself on a country meal for kings.

eggs on eggs, a nice helping of some taters, bacon and sausage, a country fried steak with biscuits and cream gravy smothered all over the steak and biscuits, then some french toast and a stack of flapjacks

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Oh ho hoho... bless you my dear

Tossed salad, might as well get used to the taste knowwhatImsaying?

What are you getting put away for? This is a humbling post because Veeky Forums is also my favorite board. Commissary food isn't that great user sorry, I spent time in the fed and the best thing I ever ate was pb and j and tuna fish sandwiches/ramen so thats what id recommend.

2 years, that sucks, shame you'll be leaving that ass behind for probably the last time

Wow. That's really sad, it would be hard for me to really enjoy those things with the anticipation of prison the next day. I hope you can make it out of there alright.

Why are you going to prison?

I knew a guy who just last week was supposed to show up to court, but now he's in the wind. All the pieces really fell into place, because I had been rerouting his mail for him since he could not collect it himself, but it started coming back, which I thought was odd, but it all made sense when he didn't appear to enter his plea. He got a good head start at least, something you've squandered, but you could always still go for it.

I wonder if he'll get away with it. I don't know if it'd be better than prison, but some people can live 50 years on the lam.