When is a slice of pizza too big?

When is a slice of pizza too big?

when its bigger than my hand i cut it in half

I use a knife and fork on pizza that's too big. I'm terrible, I know.

When people look at you like you're a fatass when eating it.

Knife and fork to eat pizza is the best way. I don't want to get greasy hands.

Why is the guy on the left eating the pizza upside down?

When I still feel hungry after

pizza is folded

cr. the correct way to eat NYC-style pizza slice

NEVERRRRR

When eating it is so inefficient that you burn more calories in the process than you gain from the pizza

Pussy.

I think when it's too big to not flop over when only holding by the crust, but that is dependant on other factors as well.

dassalargedough

Is that Louie's brother?

dassafatbro

Probably when it comes from an American pizzeria. No offence intended, of course

>offence

Fucking non-americans

>offence
dassaeuro

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Dassacrustdough

English is a European language though. ;^)

When I can wear it as a cape.

when you hold it and ur like 'lmao this is fucking stupid.'

I would say too large would be more than 1/4 of the pizza it is cut from, unless said pizza is abnormally large.

Never.

You can just fold the whole pizza in four if it's not overflowing with toppings.