Are you ready for this?

Are you ready for this?
realtime

Look, if something isn't going in your butt I'm not going to follow this thread.

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Oh this will be good...

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this is what we are working with

All Hail President Trump
#MAGA

>Now 'yer cooking like a middle-aged housewife who just doesn't have the time or energy to care anymore

youre just mad because you ate taco bell 3 times this week

I kill people for a living and this thread is too much.

wait, it gets better

It would honestly take more effort for me to drive to a Taco Bell than it would to cook a chicken in a plastic bag of McCormick seasoning.

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most people cant afford wild rice and roast pork.

In what country? A bag of Lundberg is like $3.00 in the USA

Plastic in the oven?

try $7

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Might be a cooking bag. Like for a turkey. But those are for boiling.

Maybe you're buying it in larger bags? It's like $2.95 at my local grocer

oh yeah baby

ohhhh yeah

DEJA VU

extra joosie ?

yeah youre stupid though

Still wondering about this myself

stand by for presentation

Wtf is a cooking bag? Why would you ever want to use that for meat?

Going to show us how to make authentic McCormick tacos next time?

im waiting fucko

I'm guessing he's using it for easy cleanup because he's a lazy cunt. I applaud you if this is the case OP,

Well... explain? How much do you make?

>actually believing this

As long as you have a decent digestive system, there is literally nothing wrong with eating Taco Bell 3+ times per week. Only genetically inferior faggots who shit rivers at the mere touch of a taco will fear Taco Bell.

That stuff isn't bad. And since McCormick is based in Pennsylvania, it technically isn't "flyover".

Your move, faggot.

feast your eyes and weep because you will never know the pleasure of fine dining

>PA
>not flyover

lol ok

That'd make a nice turd.

I've seen worse.

>no guns
>no glass of milk
>no McChicken

2/10

yeah OP here AMA

FOR AUTHENTIC MEXICAN CUISINE YOU USE AUTHENTIC MEXICAN SEASONINGS IDIOT

Did you warm-up entire cans of peas and creamed corn just for this?

Pretty balanced meal. 5/10

Those vegetables look disgusting

Why do people even buy canned vegetables? I'd sooner go without

implying those were canned

If you live in the arctic like me its good enough

Just convenience. It's probably the only worthwhile canned food

>Canned vegetables

If you wanna season some ground beef for tacos, the only stuff you need is onions, garlic, tomatoes, cumin, chili powder, and oregano, no fancy spice packets or anything of that sort.

That looks absolutely dreadful.
Take it away for me please, darling, quickly.

its perfect
not at all pretentious
comfort food
its what your mom fed you

>That stuff isn't bad
it's a bunch of expired flavorless seasonings and either bland OR exceptionally salty 1 dollar packets.

honestly how hard is it to heat up some beef and throw in some chili powder and cumin and some other shit?

I never knew fine dining could look like vomit.

thats pork, idiot

good troll I was triggered initially.

4/10

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looks like shit