Choccy milk appreciation thread

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so do you guys buy pre-made choco milk or do you mix milk with choco powder?

All you need is a bottle of this.

It's nowhere near the same, Hershey's syrup is nasty.

Both

Neither live up to the chocolate milk you buy in gallons and I have no idea why

The only chocolate milk you will ever need.

lol

making it yourself is crap

I always loved Nesquick over Hershey Syrup.

Anyone ever tried this? It's a little pricey for my tastes, but it has a great chocolate flavor

Make way, world's best chocolate milk coming through.

Kek look at this reddit faggot

What if you use high ratio of heavy cream and melted chocolate and cut it with whole milk to make essentially drinkable ganache?

Pre made chocolate milk typically has puss and blood in it. The cows get over milked from the machines. It's legal to sell milk with puss and blood since it's harmless but people wouldn't buy it. So it's covered up with chocolate syrup.

Right, and farmers do this because obviously open, weeping sores that are potential vectors of infection are perfect for a farm's long-term profits.

You probably mean Vanilla Milk right?

MODS

I tried it once at Costco and it was chalky af. The Oberweis in is a million times better.

That's an old wives' tale.

I used to believe it too but it isn't true.

Son, if you stay this uptight past your 20s, you're going to turn into the bitter old man everyone avoids, and whose funeral will have nobody in attendance.

no gore on blue boards

Very dangerous substance

I haven't had chocolate milk in so long but I'm still losing weight. Just a few more weeks.

delete

>used to drink this every morning as a kid
>it doesnt exist anymore
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you fucking maniac

You guys haven't had the true king of flavored milk drinks.

>implying mods do fun shit anymore

yeah I saw that too

why not both?

how do i know youre from rhode island

I frickin love chocolate milk, haven't had any in a while except when I mixed some milk with cocoa

delete this right fucking now

I haven't really formed a preference. I last had it with the syrup but it's all good to me t b h f a m

B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E

OVALTINE IS MY SHIT

best

the glass is round the jug is round they should call it roundtine

Only after a nice bath in the onsen.

so good, but also diabeetus

>Drinking plain chocolate milk
>past the age of 10

>peel a banana and break into 4-5 parts
>put in a ziploc bag and freeze
>when it's time, get out your blender
>drop in your banana
>pour in about 6-8 oz chocolate milk
>blend ~20 seconds on "puree"

wa la, chocolate banana milkshake with next to 0 effort required
I also add 2 tsp creatine in mine because I use it after workouts.

This is the first time I saw this meme in four years and it's very comfy
thanks user

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Bruh this is the hog dog diggy of chocolate milk.

Every time my gf and I go grocery shopping, we check for this. Seems like it's in stock for a day or two every couple months.

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try some chocolate almond milk. it's not the same at all, but it's okay in its own way

This. I drive an hour for this shit

Who here /bananamilk/?

>drinking chocolate flavoured pus

>believing this

No, they milk the milk from chocolate cows.

>tfw the only thing that is chocolate flavored is cake, and just straight chocolate
>however I hate chocolate milk and chocolate ice cream
fight me

I bought that due to a friend's recommendation, and the darker flavor. Really tasty but expensive where I got it

These massive canisters of processed sugar liquid and someone chugging straight from it followed with a loud "ahh" and lots of lip smacking.
The thought just makes me winch.

I love me some Benco and cold milk.

>Being a miserable joyless cunt

ITT: People who don't know you need to be 18+ to post here.

Then you're probably fat.

I feel like the only one who appreciates Fairlife and how THICC it is

Banana Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Choco milk.

Strawberry is better. Only obese children prefer chocolate.