Is this a sandwich?

i just wanted to see people bitch about this stupid fucking bagel this is better than i could have possibly imagined

Yes, had a freaky chick once before and when they ask for it like that it generally means act like you're trying to murder them.

anything can be a sandwich really

like with salads

you can mix in little pieces of bread with anything and suddenly it becomes a sandwich

Had a chick who kept asking me choke her and slap her. I squeezed her like fuck and hit her hard calling her names.

Some women have self loathing issues and want to be hurt.

>shitpost doesn't go as planned
>goes even better than your wildest dreams

It's a good feeling, isn't it lad?

the best

>rape is bad

Reddit is that way >>>

Ofc, however don't crush my windpipes so I die, that's too much

>rape is bad
east

a sandwich must be able to stand up either unaided or only with help from a cocktail stick. and it cannot have holes.

this is the official sandwich law.

>roleplaying as a woman
lad

no thats still a salad

the definition of sandwich is "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal." so.. its a sandwich

or just a PB&J

no, it's a shitpost

Just as hon.

i mean like how anything can be a salad

just throw some dressing with any food and it's a salad

if you mix bread with anything you can just call that a sandwich

and if you mix a bread with a salad you could call it a salad sandwich

you can go even further and put the salad sandwich on bread and make it a salad sandwich sandwich

If you put mayo on the salad sandwich does it become a salad sandwich salad

>implying men don't also ask for that sometimes

Hell don't they sometimes do it to themselves?