Hey, user. We heard you could make us a nice meal. Think you can show us?

>Hey, user. We heard you could make us a nice meal. Think you can show us?

You have 1 hour. What do you make?

>buy a crave case
>present on a big platter

Eat up and enjoy, soon as it kicks in we can begin the fart-in-my-face festival

Would you fine ladies care to have a cocktail first?
I just invented this: Siberian Jizzy-Fizz

>you have one hour. What do you make?


What i make os you silly skanks leave.
Firat things first ill have the least ugliest of the bunch suck my cock and lick my.balls before fucking her for a rather long time or at least until shes sore just before slipping my rod up her ass till i get soft which is about half as long as i last laying pipe.
I make the two uglier bitches watch and wonder why they didnt get such invincible mean dick.
Now back to the middle slag once soft ~45mins in ill eat some pussy for a minute or two amd continue rocling the cock for the next ~75minutes

Finally i make the bitches leave without a shower and undressed maybe giving the blonde a shot at getting laid a few days later once rested
... yeah that's what I'd make

First on the left looks like it has a penis.

How kinky gross yet kinky


Im glad your not around me you lousy filth

Keep going as these creatures may have quite a huge surprise for you

Kill, marry, fuck

Go to McDonalds for a round of McChickens

>McChickens
Well it surely speaks volumes of you now doesn't it

>Forget about those 3, user. Share your recipe with us instead!

You still have 1 hour. What do you make?

Fuck those trios. We hungey. Make food for us now.

Pork belly in pork blood. With sprinkled pork brains for looks.

calling dibs on the middle, fuck i can't believe you guys were too slow

What would yuo cook for her?

Which south american mountain country is this?

Give her some tapioca the shitskin


She should slob the knob once were out of clear view of whoever is around

I dont serve poor people.

Spotted dick but its not spotted if you know what I mean haha

>haha
Fuck off, normie.

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Squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth with goat cheese profiteroles
Arugula Caesar salad
Swordfish meat loaf with onion marmalade
Rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale
Grilled free-range rabbit with herb french fries

bitch look like she 12 or sumn

One hour? Rice, some stir fried veggies, and some thinly sliced protein with soy sauce, vinegar, and chinese 5 spice. And garlic.

What are you?

too old?

literally anything she wanted

An already opened bottle of champawnye

Fuck off and take that tranny with you

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>normie-tier black twitter meme
leave

ask the middle what her favorite food is and make that.

I'd cook the one on the left.

The only way this works is if you're trying to make the one on the right jealous

Yeah, I bet you have all that just chilling in your fridge all the time

Room 2001
Step inside, giggity, ahem, sorry
Care for some caviar on blinis? fraüleins?
Giggity..sorry
Milady, let me remove your panties. Milady, you smell good down there. Roses.

What kind of sauce?

.................AAAH THE FFRENCH CHAMPAGNE

>tranny
>eyes too close together
>too old, probably a whore

I'd cook them nothing

does it even feel good after going for that long?
I either cum or get bored after like an hour

its pronounced jump on ya

> neckbeard being this judgmental and picky

Oh user, you wouldn't have the slimmest chance with any of them. Back to your waifu pillow you go

a bowl of eggs

Okay, I'll make roasted brussell's sprouts with orange zest, balsalmic reduction, and crushed roasted stachios as the veg
I think I'll do a simple duck breast with a blackberry gastrique and fresh herbs as the protein
a creme brulee with the finest turbanado sugar for dessert
and a robust merlot as the wine pairing
boom that ought to take roughly 30 minutes to prepare if I have the custard on hand.

ICE

Probably an etouffee or red eye gravy. Those look fitting for her.

Oh look, the guy with the folder of golden reaction faces is role playing as a non-permavirgin

>if I have the custard on hand.

When is the last time you didn't have custard "on hand"?

Be honest, you fat fuck.

>not realizing how many normies browse Veeky Forums now

Real Crème brûlée in an hour? lol

>LARPING as a non Redditor

>taylor swift stalker and golden face hoarder
>normie
Nice try pepe

Hows making america great again going cletus?

pretty well, ahmed

lols. rekt

annikas gryta on flatbread

mac n cheese

bowls of cereal.

only children eat cereal and women are basically children anyways.

So does that make you a pedophile or a queer?

don't you have some dark chocolate icecream to chomp on, roastie?

I'd rather chomp on that dick bitch answer the question.

i liek cheese

this doesn't happen so fuck off. Proved by watching andy milonakis's live stream everyday. Guy is a godly food addict and the girls he hits on never ask him for food.

Medium-rare steaks, roasted potatoes, sauteed Brussels sprouts, and a nice merlot.

Where did you find a colored picture of young Ozzy Osborne?

The happy route ending.

I can tell you're American because you douse everything with sweet flavours

What a fucken casual.

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>That meal was great, user! But where's the dessert?

You have 5 minutes. What do you make?

the thing on the left looks like the devil, i wouldnt cook for that

Ladies...

AB Beef tartare, shallots, tarragon on rye thins
Start terayaki pheasant, soy, ginger and lime
Main monkfish, rosemary, garlic, cream
Pomelo posset, lemon/poppyseed shortbread

This is all stuff I usually have about and could be prepared easily in an hour with time to mingle and enjoy a few glasses of some dry coastal Italian white.
All this of course after removing the genetic disaster that is the thin on the left.

They all have very jewish noses

*unzips dick*

>tfw