Just made mac & cheese for first time

Just made mac & cheese for first time.
AMA.

Did you poop in it as well?

I wanted to add some personal flair.

you're not supposed to shit in your mac n cheese, bro

do americans really eat this?

Apple butter?

No I don't think that's apple butter guys.

Hey guys its me OP just wanted to show you another picture of my culinary adventures, this time its my favorite, waffles!

How did you get so much cummies?

waffles, dumbass

Anyone have any good cum recipes?

I do but they are far too good for Veeky Forums, but a pro tip is that you can substitute brie cheese for the jizz while you're working stuff out

Unfortunately, all the recipes I've cum across are all about adding jizz to random foods, rather than actually utilizing the flavor of semen.

I made too much and it hurt my stomach.

TAKE A SQUEEZE IN YOUR MAC & CHEESE

THAT'S NOT GRUYERE, THAT'S POO THERE

What's the white stuff?

Probably some really shitty country gravy

Why'd you put that chewed up Tootsie Roll in there?

I thought it was a pickle

Absurd

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Zinc, pygeum, l-arginine, and jelq twice per day

I actually thought it was a teeny poop

Looks like a gherkin. Or poop.