God Tier Food Combinations Only You Know About

>growing asparagus

Not OP, but we have a bed of 12 crowns and it's just started coming in this year. The great thing is, once you plant the crowns, they keep coming back every year with just a little weeding and topping with compost. This is our fifth year of production. The only drawback is that it produces a shitload for 3-4 weeks and then quits.

This is the first year that mine has grown and I have just started harvesting them. I wish I had known how easy and delicious they were.
Also my piss stinks less with the home grown kind.

>posts a classic asparagus pairing
>claims it's unique

On that note, grape jelly and fried chicken.

i've done this many times. i line the asparagus up and crack the eggs over them and then flip them like a pancake.

>classic
not him, and i never heard of that combination

Are you black?

nope, half slavic half germanic

crêpes with canned corn

A mongrel. Not much better desu

Coca Cola and Salted Peanuts
Hot Mrs. Klein's pickles and Tropical Fruit Kool-Aid powder

WW2 rape baby.

well yes, there are some things in my family's history that aren't 100% clear, so it might actually be a factor. but most is traceable from both east and west
>also: phoneposter, kys
sage for offtopic

Bacon, cayenne, avocado is a terrific breakfast
Pineapple and rare tuna steak
Roast pork and brill
Pear and blue cheese
Are some of the ones I have used, conceived outside of experience or a text

spaghetti scrambled eggs parmesan and peas

Krabby Patty with blue jelly

coke and a hunk of white baguette
take a bite of the bread and then a sip of coke
literally the best experience
haven't had since like 4 years old tho

I wouldn't really call it a good combo in most cases, but putting a couple of over easy eggs on a Cesar wrap is delicious.

>coke and a hunk of white baguette
the fuck is wrong with you? coke and vanilla ice cream, on the other hand, is awesome. everybody always looks at me as if i just insulted their dead grandma when i tell them to try it, though

This isn't one only I know about, but since we're talking about combos with Coke, Coke and peanuts. Get some Coke in a glass bottle, drop a handful of roasted peanuts into it after you take a sip or two to make room. Sip on Coke and let a few peanuts into your mouth at a time. It's the best snack the South ever invented, next to cheese straws.

people look at you crazy for suggesting they try a float?

yes they do, it's absolutely unheard of where i'm from. i don't know why

Cheddar and raspberry jam sandwiches.

Some kid at school would eat this every
Single
Day.

>not eating carbs on carbs every day

ugh asparagus grilled with some olive oil is so fucking good

Goat cheese and smoked salmon. Preferably on an everything bagel.

Mac and cheese
wonder bread

toasted mac and cheese sandwich

I used to do this as a kid all the time with salty snacks and bread. Also potato chips+peanuts at the same time are a great combo. Why aren't there snack mixes with both of them?

Nigger detected

steamed broccoli with Worcestershire sauce

broccoli and onions

salt on roasted pumpkin

Reminds me of when I was a kid and I'd get home from school and eat "breadballs" with milk as a snack. I'd take a couple slices of soft bread, eat the crusts off, then smash the rest into a doughy ball and chew it while taking sips of milk. Every once in awhile, I'll sneak that again when my spouse and kids aren't looking, to have a nostalgia moment.

Agreed .
I spent a lot of time as a kid with my dad while he was working (he's a rancher), and this was the snack he'd take along for us in the afternoon. My memories of coke and salted peanuts are like my lifeblood. Tastes good with Dr. Pepper as well, or for those who remember it, Delaware Punch.

Blue cheese and pear sauce.

Salmon and leaf spinach.

Also, green asparagus is plebeian tier. White asparagus is the good shit.

Dudeeee it was sooo good. We all ate that. But instead of hot cheetos we used turbos flamas.

Bread dipped in creamy Italian dressing

Do you put ketchup on it?

Bigmac and sushi

Ketchup doesn't go well with asparagus, so no.

WATER + WATER FILTER

Cheeseburger with a slice of ham on it

Way better than a bacon cheeseburger

Why not poached eggs then?

I can't eat scrambled if it's not drenched in ketchup & pork fat.

BBQ chips and cream cheese

>I can't eat scrambled if it's not drenched in ketchup & pork fat.
Well, I can.

Salad dressings are surprisingly versatile.

I like putting them on hot rice.