Americans are asleep, post mayo on fries

Currently making fries at 3:46 am in USA and they are beautiful. There is a tasteful simplicity to it all.

I'm Australian, I'm awake and I will attest that this is absolutely degenerate and totally unacceptable.

>Making fries at 3:46 am on a weekday
living the life

It is bedtime, lemme just finish this first.

>mayo in potato salad is okay
>mayo on fries isn't
explain this

No hot sauce?

>Potatoes in Potato Salad are deep fried and have no acidity added to the mixture

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Personally, I believe all condiments on fries are sacrilege. There is a deeply rich starchy flavour in fries that most people do not ever get to appreciate because they only eat fries with ketchup. In fact, I've recently walked past a man on the street outside a McDonald's restaurant eating fries with ketchup. I tapped him on the shoulder, and told him that he should try eating the fries without the sweet tomato-y condiment. He looked at me all confused, but then tried one, and the moment he bit down on the unsoiled fry, I could see his eyes light up. He thanked me profusely for introducing me to such a life-changing way to eat fries, and we parted our ways.

I do prefer them seasoned. With a creative salt mixture your fries shouldn't need anything else.

Though I'd be lying if when I have them beside a steak I don't enjoy them with the steak juice and pepper gravy.

do not know the meme here?

Is that johnny Garlics?

BurgerFi, actually. They have some damn good fries

>eating carb sticks
no thanks

Have you just come home from your 3rd job? Must Suck living in a 3rd world country

FACT: mayo on fries is superior patriacian taste

>"cheese"
but those fries look dope

It's true. Garlic mayo is the shit.

You forgot the soy sauce

You're trying way too hard

Curious that Americans eat the less caloric version of something. I guess the lack of mayonnaise is compensated for by the larger portion size.

REEEEEEEEEEE

americlap here, sorry guys but these anons are absolutely right

>thought this was disgusting forever
>decide to buy some Hela Fritten Sauce
>it's fucking delicious on fries and tastes better than Hellman's mayo or shitty ass miracle whip

Germans are alright in my book

Kankerlekker vriend.

We do, though.

>serving suggestion
Who serves french fries in a bowl made out of a hollowed out potato?

That's so you don't get utter cockbrains complaining that there was no potato skin cat helmet inside

>eating microwaved anything
talk about being a pleb....

Tobasco or Texas Pete is all you need on fries. Preserves the flavor of the potato while giving it a kick in the ass and ramping up that taste.

>thread made 1 hour and 30 minutes ago
>its practically 2pm now
>thread made 12:30pm west coast time
>asleep
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Goblin cum on anything
Shit fucking taste, my man

Malt vinegar is the patrician way of eating fries

To be fair, if I could I'd sleep from like 3am to 12pm

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Do you guys have those in america?

It's a Friday not guy you dumbass, that's considered the weekend with no obligations for the following day.
Or are you a weekend wagecuck?

This. Mayo is the standard the Netherlands. And not that sour watery Hellmans bullshit.

America loves sauce on fries.

what the FUCK

>macca chips
Crunchy dogshit tbqf

too busy enjoying my superior method of eating fries

With a fork?

But mentally.....

it was thursday when user posted that, genius.

>fearing carbs
Im sorry for you

>Not putting pic related on fries
It's like you don't want to know true bliss

>the best sauce to go with fries is cheese sauce
>is mayonnaise-based

>simulating the taste and texture of semen on your peasant food

gg yuros

What kind of malformed semen have you been eating? Your boy might wanna get that checked out.

>BurgerFi

Fuck, I went to one of those in Boston after a Lil Dicky concert a couple years ago. Googled it and just found out its closed. Tragic.

Why doesn't the US have poutine? It seems like it'd fit in perfectly here

Don't you guys eat this all the time? mayo, shredded beef and cheese and fries

fuck off cunt, I'm aussie too and you're a poofter if you havent at least tried vinegar, mayo or thousand island on your chips mate.

That's usually garlic sauce. A mix of (usually powder) garlic, yogurt and mayonnaise.

pommes mit mayo

you can get poutine in most us cities its just like.. not as big of a thing by any means

and most people think its gross bc it fucking is

This.
>Hey guys, let's take a quintessential finger food and fucking smother it with brown, viscous liquid

GVD LEKKER
I need to try the belgian "samurai sauce"once.

Kek

How autistic are you?

>make a shitload of fries
>leftover fries
>have some leftover corned beef
>a thought occurs
>make some gravy
>reheat everything
>pour gravy over potato/corned beef salad
why isn't this in more bars? it's the perfect bar food

It is but america loves gross shit.

GOD TIER FRIES:
Fries
Melted Cheese
Bacon Bits
Ketchup
Mayo

>Used to go to a sports bar that served fries that had mayo with relish in it.
>That was it.
I fucking miss that place

>03/17/17(Fri)04:47:22

I may or may not be so NEET I forgot what day of the week it was

I get angry whenever I see that garbage parked on supermarket shelves between superior brands like Oliehoorn.