Cheap whore wine thread. Only one I can think of is arbor mist. Stories? Suggestions?

I fuck with these. Usually the Carlo blush for sipping. Practically alcoholic Welch's. Out of this tier what would anyone recommend for a solid white, good for drinking and cooking.

I too like breasts

>Franzia
Can confirm. It's the official 'wine' of trashy white girls everywhere.

-this
-primativos and merlots in general
-anything red in a box

tits=free replies

>tfw that wine bottle is not your penis

continue

Where are the nudes

Of all the 3 dollar wines I've had, Aldi's Winking Owl is by far my favorite.
I like their Pinot Grigio, not so much a red guy.

Franzia tastes like alcoholic powerade. I wish I didn't hate it so much, it's cheap but I can't stand it.

>this poor teenage titcow has no idea what freaks are on this site leering at her picture

That's what we get for abandoning the gold standard. Inflation is inevitable with fiat currency.

>basic bitch liquor cabinet starter kit.jpg

> still refers to her as a titcow

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Explain yourself. I need to FAP soon

hucow thread?

> technically food related

How can a wine be 3 dollars?
Isn't that vinegar?

It's called mass production.

So its revenge on some horrible woman?
I can get behind that

Don't care about her personality, I just want to see her doing jumping jacks

I feel like the tit pics are taking for fucking EVER.
Can we get like a browser extension feature that notifies you when OP delivers? Because, not going to lie, that would just be tremendous.

please OP

Echo Falls

She's cute...I'd def ass fuck those tits...if you know what I mean...

I want to milk her and make cheese to go with the wine

>yes thats a thing, human milk cheese

All these poor, sad idiots who can't figure out how to google.
knuckledraggin.com/2016/07/somebodys-getting-laid-tonight-7/

Nothing to see here.

Mamma Mia red, if it hasn't already been mentioned.

actually there's a better source on reddit linking to the imgur album with like 10 or so pics. Either you can't google or you were too scared to post a reddit link oh well

Also, and chilled box wine that's full of sugar in response to OP

What did you meant by this

m-m..more

poor teenage titcow caught me right off guard, top kek

Beringer Rose White Zinfandel

Or

Beringer White Zinfandel

Both Disgusting

Both purchased by middle aged white women trying to appear "sophisticated"

At the store I work at it is normally $5.99, but the rotating sales lower the price to $3.99 and a every other month sale will set you back $2.99, willing to purchase 2 cases, make that $1.99.

Stuff is swill, one of the representatives of our distributor told us it is the crap they "wash out" of the tanks, add water to a nearly empty steel tank, hose it around, bottle it.

We recommend to customers to use it in a "Summery" wine spritzer, be sure to chill, ice cold is best

Can't tell you how many Subaru and Prius trunks I have loaded up with this shit for the slack breasted, crock wearing, 60+, frizzy grey haired, femmist lesbains.

Enjoy your Piss-Rose.

nobody cares about wine

we want the boobies

Barefoot White Zinfandel/Pink Moscato, the drink of choice for women who don't enjoy alcohol because they're never had a good cocktail/beer. To be fair, its not that bad and no one actually thinks its 'fancy', its just shit for girls to drink to get drunk for cheap.

Yeah reverse image search gave this pretty quickly
imgur.com/a/FeZ8u

in general, any Zinfandel which is not dark red is utter garbage

What about that $3 Trader Joe's wine? That's alright. I'd probably just get the Franzia myself, desu.

UUHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

Actually, I didn't care enough to wade past the first google result when it proved my point (OP has nothing to deliver) but congrats on revealing that you are so desperate for teenage tits that you'll spend literallly seconds scouring google for an album of subpar pictures.

LITERALLY. SECONDS.