Is apple juice real?

Im FREAKING the fuck out Veeky Forums! I just got back from the store where I found an entire isle of orange juice and PINEapple juice
That was it?
I wanted apple juice and I realized they didnt have any at this big fucking store (whole foods)
Did I just dream myself drinking apple juice out of the carton anymore or what?
I thought apple juice was a popular drink that you could get at a normal cafeteria but I couldnt find any at neither whole foods or CVS
What the fuck?

Wtf is apple juice?
Are you okay user?

Americans keep mislabeling apple juice as cider, try looking for that

apple juice does not exist in this timeline

How do you juice a fucking apple? What's next, carrots? Fucking potatoes?

Look for cider, also it's often not in the refrigerated aisle because it doesn't need to be kept cool until after you break the seal on the bottle.

What the fuck is apple juice? Are you talking about cider?

Apples are not real.
That tree you are kicking is not real YOU ARE NOT REAL.

>can't find apple juice in the store
>instead if asking a clerk where it is, user has an existential crisis

oh Veeky Forums

Also, you could try just fucking asking someone who works at the store where they keep the apple juice.

no but seriously guys am I posting here with a bunch of maniacs who can slide into insanity at the slightest provocation?

I'm not insane because you don't exist, just like the apples.
You are nothing but a test!
But I am onto your shit, aliens!

Order it online. Doesn't sound like you should be going outside anyway.

BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY APPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE JUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEE

APPLE JUICE IS A LIE
ORCHARD WORKERS DID 9/11

Apples are native to the nation of Taured.

Apple juice can't melt steel beams.
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST!

What kind of extradimensional store are you going to that has an isle inside the store? No wonder you couldn't find the apple juice.

Real juice or rehydrated apple syrup?

What if we were the juice the whole time?
Sitting on the shelf of reality, OP the god who passed us by, unable to find us, leaving us to a fate of the compacter of hell?

Bro, don't scare me. I'm getting out of here by the best before date, don't you worry.

We are nothing but milk a stoned god left in the corner!
WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO DIE!

never heard of it, pretty sure it's something you made up

dude fuck going to the store shit is cuckoldry

>orange juice in the aisle
nice try retard, orange juice stays in the cold section

This applejuice meme is getting old.
Everyone knows the outer shell of an apple is far too hard to ever juice it.

Yes. Veeky Forums becomes more like /x/ with each passing day.

Huh, a retard went shopping at whole foods; imagine that

What if I were to tell you.
That I once juices an apple.

There's no such thing as apple juice. It's all pear and white grape juice with flavorings added.

Pears are a forbidden fruit, you don't speak of them here.

To be honest if someone did manage to juice an apple it'd take so much energy it probably would melt steel beams.

What would be the point if you could just have steel juice instead?

I have applejuse in my house.
2 bottles infact.
currently got a cup of it next to me

You crack it onto a point like an Emu egg and the juice should fall out

...

apple what?

Grocery store worker here, our store keeps the apple juice in another aisle separate from refrigerated juices as the brands that we carry (motts, Welch, treetop, etc) do not require refrigeration to keep. Also they don't make apple juice in cartons anymore, it's all just boxes and bottles now. Did you even ask an employee if they had apple juice in stock or were you too much of an antisocial shut-in to talk to somebody in person?

DO YOU REALIZE WHERE YOU ARE? THIS IS FUCKING Veeky Forums, AUTISM CAPITAL OF TEH INTERENETZ.