I all looks so good

I all looks so good.

What should I eat first, Veeky Forums?

The plate.

Titties and food thread?

user want milkies!

No thanks, I'm both hungry and single.

Make them cream filled or give them a layer of glaze

>Chewy unevenly-cooked, unappealing meat
>Burnt cheese noodles
>Prepackaged salad with white dressing

"OK OK no digging in just yet baby, I gotta get a snap of this one. Haha settle down little piggy, put the snout away. I didn't dirty every dish in the house and take three trips to Ingles so you could scarf it down before I've captured it's essence"

Yeah but I bet the photographer got to suck on them titties like a newborn baby, and you didnt.

I'm a tits guy

>no old fashioneds

no thank you, 0/10

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unironically i'd go for the prime rib

haven't had prime rib in years.

Yes

This, desu senpai.

The salad you fucking fatass

It's better for your digestive track to have the salad last contrary to belief

>those pizza munching lips

That doesn't sound like the kind of bullshit dietary advice your mother shares on facebook at all, so I assume you have some citations?

y-you too..

same

are you actually retarded?

So the choices are
some that doesn't pass as food
or
a tiddy monster
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I'd rather eat a bowl of dicks

Why would anyone cook shank like that?

instagram link where

>not knowing the japs are lactose intolerant

>all japs are lactose intolerant
>all of them
Faggot.

God damn I hate women.

They hate you too.

Yay i can contribute.

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cute

This

This would like be peak brain power on the scale

Spoiler that pussy bruh.

>would you like another slice?

no thanks, I'm stuffed

god tier

u gon smash famallama

>cancer sacks

Good thread.

Good thing she's American then.

>durr
wow, you realize japan is one of the few places where you can get your milk dilevered to you in a crowded city right?