Want to make calzones

>want to make calzones
>go to the grocery store's deli section
>ask for pepperoni
>take it home
>it tastes like baloney
>same texture
Every time. How do I get good ACTUAL pizza pepperoni?

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>jew york

is this really necessary? You're entire country is dominated by jews. Even the mayor of Chicago is a jew

We know. What triggers me is that Chicagoans are so up their add they won't acknowledge that the Merchant is everywhere.

Friendly reminder that tomato sauce should only be used sparingly and should NEVER be seen outside of the cheese

>is this really necessary?

Because /pol/acks can't go to any board without mentioning Da JOOS

What does deep dish taste like anyway, lasagna?

chicago has more niggers. it's a shitty niger piza style. i trust the jews more to not poison themselves

Heh, heh. You never see me but I'm there. You can't escape. Most of our time spent in the synagogue is laughing at you goys. It's like the Simpson Masonic episode. Heh, heh.

I'm not from /pol/ (AKA reddit), but Jews really are a conniving people

Detroit pizza best pizza

little rat turds

>Hot and Ready

order some good quality pepperoni off the net, also get some fancy mozzerella that's packed in water

go to a deli, not the deli section of your grocery store

Imagine apple pie, but with tomatoes and cheese instead of apples.

smokehouse pizza, bby

isn't that just deep dish pizza

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>I'm not racist, but black people are all criminals

>black people

>black "people"

tastes like dirt and cools down fast so you end up with 2/3 of chewy trash.

>acemoglu
what the fuck surname is that? is it jew?

sounds turkish

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It's deep dish pizza with a somewhat thick crust. The bottom and edges are crunchy while the inside crust is soft and fluffy. It has a good amount of sauce and cheese on top, but not so much that you feel like you're eating a casserole.

'Oit 'Za looks very similar to New York 'Sicilian' style, something I'm a fan of, execpt with crispier edges. Seems good though.

Crisp son crisp, you wanna crisp?

>dat thing on the right
>actual pizza

>'go 'za
>better

hi phil!

it looks like Little Caeser's ''''deep dish'''' (aka rectangular pan) pizza

looks delicious

But Jew York is where they live

Be it as it may, pol fags have to shit up every thread with their precious 'redpill' however unrelated to the topic

well there's always reddit

home pizza best pizza because it is prepared individually

Sorry sweetie, this is our site now. And we'll do away with the racist misogynistic xenophobia here. ;) this board is practically ours now anyways.

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inbred mentality folks.

Actually that's trump supporters and /pol/...I voted Hillary.

Aren't those just pies?

>sweetieposting
>Reddit false flagging
Low effort

yeah, definitely inbred.

You sad stupid piece of shit.

is that spinach? Id honestly rather eat the first one

Chicago pizza looks like a pie.
There's something similar to New York pizza in my country, it's called "pizza de cancha"; a very thin dough with tomato sauce and no cheese.

>Jew York
>pizza
>Chicago
>lasagna

How obese are you?

ITT: fatty sharters who have never visited Italy and had proper pizza.

>when /pol/ shitposting just reminds you of how great New York is
God the inferiority complex is sad. It's only "conniving" when you're the one at a disadvantage, from any other perspective it's "smart tactics." /pol/ posters only support level playing fields when they feel like they're not the ones on top.

Anyway, NY pizza is great. Chicago pizza is pretty excessive but if that's what you're into I won't tell you it's wrong.

Do people really eat that much cheese on their "pizza"? It looks like a cheese sudge mess.

>leaving America

Under
Satans
Authority

bitch

Which is true my man

>actual pizza
Wrong. That's a loaf of bread with a layer of sauce and cheese.

Pizza was invented in the USA you inbred retard.

Crying wolf about a non-existent boogeyman isn't an argument

certified niggerfied!

You have to go back to Trump's office, Bannon.

Both of these look gross as fuck. How did America fuck up pizza so much?

Tomato cheese meatloaf

Buy the cheap prepackaged stuff. That's what pizza chains use, it'll taste like what you expect.

I would.

Go to your local pizza place and ask if they'll sell to you
That's how I get my pepato pepperoni

deep-dish makes me vomit

i love thin-crust pizza like from Shakey's

This is true pizza

Make your own. Grinders are not expensive.

Technically it's a casserole, but I see what you're getting at.