Only god-tier snacks are allowed in this thread

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My boys over here know what's up, Tasty Kaaaake

Why did they get rid of the sesame seed breadsticks in the original recipe? And how can they still call it "original" now that it's changed?

2500 calories a bag

2800 calories a bag

Not a bad thing unless you're a total fatass with no self-control who eats the whole bag in one sitting.

I miss them.

Awesome, and as a bonus they give me the most rancid gas.

Don't try to explain to these toddlers that can't portion their foods.

I can't stop eating these things.

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Holy shit you just solved a hell of a mystery for me thanks man.

They aren't fucking around when they say bursting with flavor

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YASSSSSSSS

>Not posting the rye chips only version

got u senpai

came here to post this

>get drunk
>go to shitty gas station
>buy these fuckers except i get the jalapeno flavor
>cover with shitty gas station nacho cheese

I am guilty.
They are good but like discussed above, what the fuck is up with the gas? I have never experienced anything so foul in my life.
I farted such nastiness that the gas smell got stuck to my pants and I had to change them 4 times in 24 hours. I'm talking 800 cubic feet of methane gas from one of the small $2.25 jalapeño bags. It took 4 days to get the smell out of my house.

I don't want to buy them any more.
How did they achieve this?

fuck yeah gardettos

It looks dangerous.
Dangerously tired.

this

my. fucking. nigger. whenever I mention liking these people give me weird looks. this are so fucking good and I wish more places sold them.

wheres the cream filling

Kek'd

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these are god tier, gardettos are a fine snack though

Gardetto's is only god-tier if it is their seasoned rye bits. Everything else sucks ass.