COFFEE HATE THREAD

It stimulates pooping but I've never had issues with consistency because of it. My coffee poops are more firm, in fact.

after cup of coffee I shit like a espresso machine

i love coffee but it has to be the darker roasts where the beans become oily. i don't know if this means i like actual coffee or just the taste of burnt beans.

this bread will go very well with that burnt coffee
same fucking idea

Perfect food pairing.
Burnt charred bread with burnt charred dark roast coffee.
Double source of cancer.

The only marketing trick(scam) is that the coffee roasters can sell that burnt coffee at regular prices,
and bakers can't give burnt bread away for free. Go figure

>DURR HEY GUYS I DON'T LIKE THING

The kettle chips always hit the spot desu

feels so good not drinking coffee any more

You're retarded if you think those people embody coffee drinkers

Remember guys stay away from buying coffee beans from internet coffee roasters-sellers.
They are bunch of crooks selling shitty quality coffee.
I will never trust them again.

This thread gave me the motivation to get up and brew another cup.

Thanks.

The only way I've drank coffee is black and with ice. People give me weird looks but its really refreshing

to show that I have strong will and can resist the urge to drink that evil beverage
I brew nice cup of coffee and walk to the toilet and pour all of into the toilet not taking even one single sip of it
>real man
>strong will
>commitment to principles

Did someone say coffee?

the fuck is that

It's fucking great, never heard of it?
I'm not sure in which countries it's available actually.

>strong will
>It's fucking great,
MORE SUGAR LOADED SHIT

OH NOES CHOCOLATE CONTAINS SUGAR
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who would have though.

Actually inside the tin there are multiple small, bite-sized wedges.
It's not intended for being gobbled down.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scho-Ka-Kola

>I'm so glad that there is no more coffee threads.
Really? This is awesome. Always hated those coffee faggot threads.

nasty

>nasty
nastier

are you fucking kidding me
is this sandwich for real
>fuck this
>I'm ready to collapse

at least use whole grain bread you asshole

Gourmet food by chef Gordon Ramsay

fucking amerikkkans

i agree. fuck coffee. fuck these "oh i cant make it throught the morning without my COFFEE". are you kidding. just wake the fuck up you addict, youre the most tired dude i know and its cause you chug that rat poison every morning

I'm so ashamed that I used to drink coffee.
I'm so ashamed to fall for this trickery.

Bet you order well done steaks

with burnt blackened potatoes

do you guys know that there are sickos working in some coffee shops that are pouring urine into the
coffee maker's water container mixing with water and yo are buying it and drinking this stuff,
you know like the low paid illegal immigrants or just other sick bustards who are hating their customers.
how gross is that

coffee go away from me

everyone who gets diarrhea after drinking coffee should be removed from the gene pool

i love coffee but i started getting anxiety attacks because im an alcoholic, so i stopped drinking coffee

now i look at all those dummies saying they havent had their coffee in the morning for what they are: fucking faggots

>I'm an alcoholic so I stopped drinking coffee
I think your priorities are a little skewed there, bud.

well i quit booze too, probably should have mentioned that

Good for you user. Very good, we need more strong people like yourself

ITT: Future Parkinson's sufferers venting their buttfrustration at the superior coffee drinking male.

>I'm bitter because I couldn't replace one addiction with another more socially acceptable one.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself, bub.

what are you talking about?
what's your point?

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bump

there's another one of them faggot coffee threads in my Veeky Forums

>COFFEE HATE THREAD
anons, Please notice name of this anti-coffee thread.
Looks like coffee merchants were setting up coffee threads to advertise and push their coffee related stuff
especially roasted coffee sold over the internet using Veeky Forums as a Free promotion site.

I identify with "coffee culture" because coffee doesn't give me debilitating diarrhea?

>this

>i need my disgusting mud water that i use as a delivery vector for 2 lbs of cream and sugar every morning or else i cant function!
>i'm a fucking addict, please send help!
coffee is a meme. bitter, disgusting shit. the culture is the worst part.

well coffee is for adults, OP. So why don't you shut the fuck up about it?

Why aren't there more tea bag shaped coffee products? Those are the most convenient if you don't have a machine and there's like only a couple brands of them

Empty teabags, keep string, refill with coffee, twist the top up and tie a double knot on it.
It's really cheap and you can use the tea in your coffeemaker anyways later, but doing so is pretty damn counterintuitive.

>Coffee makes me pee. Coffee makes my poop runny.
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
>Coffee sucks,absolutely useless,waste of money.
Which is why you brew your own to save fuckloads of money.
>Coffee is yellowing my teeth.
So dont drink a gallon a day and brush your teeth regularly
>Coffee makes me agitated.
Again, personal problem
>Coffee is addictive.
Only if youre a weak willed cuck
>Coffee has no nutritional value.
Objectively false
webmd.com/diet/features/does-coffee-have-nutritional-value-you-bet

>If people need 700 calories worth of other shit to make it taste good
Those people have the palettes of children. You should be able to drink good coffee black.

>Folgers

and majority of adults are intelligent enough to know that coffee and drinking coffee is pure bullshit waste of money activities
exposing you to unnecessary health hazards.

>>Coffee sucks,absolutely useless,waste of money.
>Which is why you brew your own to save fuckloads of money.
Even if you brew it yourself it costs money that could be used for much better things in life, more beneficial for human health.
>>Coffee is yellowing my teeth.
>So dont drink a gallon a day and brush your teeth regularly
Why to be expose to drink that is so negatively affects your appearance.
>>Coffee makes me agitated.
>Again, personal problem
Not personal but very well known fact affecting millions of coffee drinkers.
>>Coffee is addictive.
>Only if youre a weak willed cuck
You are wrong again spreading lies.

I like coffee

good move over there you weak minded faggot,

coffee appreciation thread
boards.Veeky Forums.org/ck/thread/8712742#top

I like coffee too

GOOD, go and join this faggot

Do you like coffee?

READ the fucking thread's title you illiterate faggots,
>COFFEE HATE THREAD

post your coffee hate stories not your slimy love confessions
you two faggots listen to me now after reading your posts I must go now and vomit you making me so sick

You should drink some coffee.

I only drink coffee when I need to take massive shit otherwise coffee is useless

>people actually drink hot bean juice
Disgusting!

I only inhale oxygen when I want to exhale carbon dioxide, otherwise oxygen is useless.

lame and not logical
Coffee is a big delusion and you can live perfectly healthy life without drinking this brown dish water.

>. Coffee makes my poop runny.

Which abstinence was worse? The coffee or the alcohol?

alcohol for sure. i miss coffee but nowhere near as much as alcohol

HI, just like to express my dislike for coffee.
Very unnecessary substance to drink.

why coffee drinkers have such nasty mood swings, fucking assholes
I was walking today on the sidewalk and watched a guy flipping nuts at Starbucks because his coffee tasted bitter

The reason is because your coffee maker is filled with bacteria, ditch it and find a more hygienic method of preparation

I never stated what method of preparation I'm using so your assumption that I'm using coffee maker is wrong.
Runny shits after drinking coffee are happening to many people regardless of the method coffee is brewed.

Gives me diarrhea as well, also make my stomach upset

Nice

came here to post this