You walk into a restaurant for breakfast and see this sign

You walk into a restaurant for breakfast and see this sign.

Makes no sense. I ignore the sign and eat somewhere without stupid signs displayed.

Hey that's part of my thinspo

>self consciously disney-esque penmanship

that person needs a lobotomy

regardless of what was actually written, i would immediately disregard the message of someone with such handwriting

Most breakfast places have quirky shit, just ignore and order coffee and hash browns

I pull out my legally registered Glock-30 .45 caliber automatic pistol and I fire into the restaurant.

I love you

OMG STOP FAT SHAMING.
Nahh but seriously, I wouldn't give a fuck.
I've always been able to eat whatever I want and it never make me put weight on... only thing that makes me put weight on is beer/whiskey and anti-depressants (which I quit 6 months ago).

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of Seattle.

I then walk out. I'm not about to have someone try to guilt me over the food I eat in the morning.

I don't get it.

what if you're eating ass in private

you gonna be wearing a brown nose

It means you smell like what you eat.

Indian people smell like curry
Asian people smell like sesame oil
White people smell like spoiled milk.

What do black people smell like?

feces

Fried chicken and off brand soda.

I guess that's why people are always telling me I dress like a pussy.

This is literally true and I have never figured out why.

I have never encountered an Indian that smelled like dried human feces but I have encountered hundreds of black people that do.

Are we taking the right approach to this poo in the loo thing?
Are there any black people that can rationally explain this to a white man that uses toilet paper?

I Too Start Every Word Except in With A Capital Letter

so, do they serve jeans, or do they force me to wear a croissant?

coconut oil

That's a great way to get women to put down the breakfast menu and order the long black with a little bit of cold skim milk added in. Who wants people to buy more of their stuff anyway?

ur mum smells like cock lmao

why? u fat?

...

Entitlement

why the fuck would you hang that in a place that serves food

I don't eat clothes.

>Legally registered
You cuck.

It would probably be great marketing if your restaurant specializes in healthy food, if your customer base are a bunch of fitness nuts, etc.

first you're going to have to explain what that means before I can be annoyed by it

they're calling their customers fat

gluten free pancakes and paleo friendly omelettes on special?

OP was the one who said it was breakfast or even implied it was a restaurant's sign

Not their customers. Their customers would be people who eat in public.

They're saying that people who sneak food when nobody is looking are fat.

I believe it's a Nietzsche quote, from Also sprach Zarathustra.

Well... if you're eating breakfast at a restaurant you probably ARE fat.

I don't need a fucking waiter to bring me a banana.

Turn 360 degrees
Moonwalk out of the store.

Well, you'd only see a sign like that at an upscale place, so the food's probably good. I'd stay, and let the insecure manchildren scurry out.

>11.43mm clown caliber