Is Odwella a meme drink Veeky Forums...

Is Odwella a meme drink Veeky Forums? The 99 cent store near me got a fuck ton of protien smoothies since they expire in a week.

Will the soy give me bitch tits? SHould I just drink naked?

Don't ever touch soy if you're a man.

They taste pretty good, the mango and strawberry-banana one are my favorites.

Too much shugar

Let's take a look at the nutrition together, shall we?
>55g of sugar, 16g more than a can of coke
>280 calories, the same as 3 medium apples
>Fiber 3g, the same as in half of an apple
>Protein 2g of incomplete protein = 0g
>Vitamin A 50%, nobody in America is vitamin A deficient
>Vitamin C 100% nobody in America is vitamin C deficient
>Vitamin E 200% very few people in America are Vitamin E deficient
>Ingredients: Sugar juice supplemented with vitamins

Final verdict
Sugar juice with a shitty multivitamin in it.
Do not waste money, do not waste calories, do not drink.

Is naked any better? i see that at the dollar store sometimes

No, just fruit juice. And by fruit juice its mostly apple juice

>incomplete proteins don't count!

Wrong

Even if they do count 2g is almost nothing.

I always skipped these out of general principle.

For one thing shit like this is normally 3.60 USD a bottle here.

> Is Odwella a meme drink
Jesus, stop talking like a retard. It hurts to read this every single day.

I only bought it because it was $1. It tastes like ass and is not as thick as the other protein drinks

Stop drinking coca-cola shit products and get yourself one of these god-tier smoothies

Enjoy your prostate cancer monkey.

>b-b-but mercola and the daily stormer told me phytoestrogenarinos give me bitch tits!

No
it's the same crap, just eat your fucking fruit

this desu

I don't bother with these anymore, just put whole fruits (pitted if it's a stone fruit) into the blender with some tap water and drink that instead

Technically maybe.

or just EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT without blending it.

Why do people have the need to drink their calories?

It's not that, I'm just often in a hurry. Putting four apples in a blender and drinking that takes a fraction of the time chomping down on them would take.

Because i like drinking things. Why the fuck else, dipshit?

don't get the ones close to expiration. I did the same thing and the consistency was like chalk.

>Will the soy give me bitch tits?

Why the fuck are you in such a rush to eat four apples? Why are you eating four apples at a time?

>t. fatty

Is this a meme post?

>calls others fat when he's so fat he needs to always eat his calories or else he's a big hungry boy who needs momma to shit in his mouth for sustenance

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Judging by this picture youll be OK op. Looks like the only thing you WONT get is tits

aka Odwalla Bongwater

>blending exactly one apple

all of the sugar of fruit with no fiber

buy a juicer and throw the 'pulp' away! for your health!

>coconut water