The flavorless berry

overrated and useless without some sort of catalyst to carry its uselessness. discuss.

I eat them raw, with a bit of salt. They're great. It's white people who feel the need to mix it into all their artisanal whatever-the-fuck.

i once walked in on my drunk step mom eating an avocado like that out of her bare hands standing in her underwear in the middle of the kitchen at like 1am. i had friends over and they saw too and thats why i hate avocados.

I wouldn't say flavorless but straight avocado isn't great in large quantities by itself, in my opinion. I do have a friend who likes to eat it raw with a touch of salt

Doesn't make it any less of an amazing ingredient tho. Avocado-cilantro-salt is very simple and tasty and obviously guacamole is great too

lemon juice and salt

Not a berry, It's a botanical berry. Huge Difference.

Also it has a grteat flavour. So your wrong on two counts now.

Your just all over the place today, aren't you? Why did you even bother making this thread.

why does anyone bother making any thread? dont be rude.

mayo and worcestershire sauce in the hollow......mmmm

avocado + tabasco is a god tier snack

>drunk step mom
>avocado
>underwear
Weirdest gangbang I've ever heard of

>flavorless
Seek medical assistance

user have you tried biting into it like an apple? Doesn't need anything then.

>white people don't add a spices and shit to already good tasting food
>WHITE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE FLAVORS AMIRITE WHERES MY HOT SAUCE
>white people add spices and shit to bland flavorless bullshit
>WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR ARTISANAL BULLSHIT AMIRITE ALL ANYONE NEEDS IS SALT

I wouldn't say it's flavorless.
The taste is very subtle and it's creaminess pairs very well with salty foods.

It fucking tastes like vomit and I hate it.

It's genuinely incredibly good for you. Has all those Omega 3 fatty acids that most people don't eat enough of.

>flavorless
Try adding a bit of salt better yet try abstaining from seasoning or rather overseasoning whatever hits your tongue for at least a week before making lousy statements about rather silly sentiments

I don't think they're flavorless, but I'll be the first to suggest if you believe that, you've never had one that was actually ripened properly.

My favorite way to eat avocado is probably dominican, just large chunks, onion, and lots of lime juice. A cold marinated side salad that goes with your rice and beans, main dish, and dinner. Refreshing, like a pickle, but with the creaminess. There's something very savory that adds flavor to other bites of food too.

Who gives a shit about that, shit's delicious

i really really like it with honey on toast

An avocado with just a little salt is amazing, tastes like cool butter. You have shit taste buds.

soy sauce and cottage cheese

OP just tried avocado and wants to tell us it's a "meme food" lol

Hot

anyone else get an itchy throat when they eat these?

it tastes like a sad wet grass lump

I hate it

You're allergic mate.

Hipsters: I put this sh*t on everything!

Go on

This should be good

thats it thats the whole story

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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Also allergic :C sucks.

Next time you make yourself a sandwich or hamburger, replace whatever green you'd usually put in it (pickles, lettuce, whatever the fuck) with some (RIPE) avocado slices, or mashed avocado paste. With some salt, obviously.
Great stuff.

i love me some 'dos

i dont put greens on burgers, on the rare occassion that i do its probably some form of a pepper

Well, use that rare occasion to try avocado instead

>useless

High in mono fats, protein, vitamins B, C, E, and K, more potassium than bananas, least amount of sugar compared to other fruits, helps prevent blood clots, regulates your blood sugar levels, makes your skin and hair 10/10. Fuck yeah avocados

Not every fucking thing is an opportunity to dump on white people you casually racist fleck of jizz

I fucking love avocado on toes with salt, pepper and tomato sauce

The perfect fruit for faggots and women, no wonder its name literally means "testicle".

>I fucking love avocado on toes
interesting

> he still thinks you can be racist towards white people

lmao

fuck you

Hmm gotta ask my gf to try this on her.

>Eat them raw with Rivita/any other rye based cracker
>GOAT fibre snack
Why ruin a perfectly tasty fruit with added shite?

Pics or it didn't happen