Never had a meatball sandwich in my life!

>my wife's sons

do you make their daddy a chicken sandwich too?

>my wife's sons
what the fug am i reading

Chicken meatball subs in garlic bread w/meat sauce are unf

meatballedcuck

with some WAFFLE FRIES?
FOR FREE?

A cuckpost.

Dont listen to the rejects. A god meatball sandwich can be a beautiful thing.

Fuck. Now I want a meatball sub.

BULL PREPPER

The thing about meatball sandwiches...

95% of the time they're terrible or meh. But the rare good ones done right are fucking delicious.

I haven't bought one since my favorite place for em shut down. Too much of a gamble.

>go to eat meatball sub
>meatballs fall out

fucking bullshit is what it is

Not everybody has such poor manual dexterity, user.

This, I don't know why meatball subs get shit on, my friends irl hate them because they say they don't taste like anything and they're messy.

I guess it's difficult for a restaurant to make a good one? I make them all the time and never have any trouble with "messiness" and the taste of well cooked and seasoned beef is godly. Especially when you put a good amount of tomato pasata and parmesan on it.

>my wife's sons

classic

Ignore the haters, a meatball sub is a thing of beauty. And a good meatball isn't just beef, it's beef, pork and veal

There's no reason why a restaurant would have trouble making a god tier meatball sub. The ingredients are cheap, it's easy to make meatballs and they have a large cushion for overcooking.

That said, I've never seen a meatball sub at a nice restaurant. It's always cheap little shitholes that have them (in my experience, anyway). I'd blame the restaurant itself well before I'd blame the concept of making a meatball sub.

Yeah that's what I mean, I've never been to a nicer restaurant and seen it on the menu. I mean I can somewhat understand why but man, you can make a godly sub and have it be nicely presentable if that's the issue.

I make mine with just salt, pepper, garlic, smoked paprika, and olive oil, sear them in the pan for a bit then let them cook the rest of the way in sauce. I make my own sub rolls and when all that shit finishes at the same time...

Surprised really, that a country with a divorce rate higher than 50% has individuals remarrying people that already had kids? Guess you should look at some demographics if you have time to pull your head out of the sand.

It's the sauce that makes the sandwich great IMO.
shit sauce=shit ground beef sandwich

Veeky Forums is cooking not cuckold

Someone else jizzed inside your wife, created a human, and now you're taking care of it. How cucked can you get?

You need to overcook the meatballs a little bit otherwise they're going to taste sorta fluffy and undercooked - personally I hate the idea of intentionally eating something that makes me feel its kinda iffy if its going to give my food poisoning.

The sauce should be pretty rich, im going to say take some 4 Cheese sauce (ie, Hunts) and then add ground up grape tomatoes to it and cook that on low-medium for about half an hour.

this is probably a good idea, since the meat is nicely seasoned

I disagree. A good meatball sub is awesome. You need the right sort of bread, decent meatballs, good cheese, and a good quality marinara sauce.

>There's no good way to eat it. Balls do not belong between slices of bread.

That's what I told your mom last night.

Anyway, it's still a good sandwich, even if the meatballs do tend to get squeezed out. You just have to squash them so that they're already broken and don't move around as a bunch of monolithic solids.

> meatloaf

Nice!

>But the rare good ones done right are fucking delicious.

Aye!

That's not really how "cuckolding" works. You have to be married (or at least in a relationship) at the time that she is being fucked by someone else.

That said, I don't particularly ever want to raise someone else's children.

I used to get them from Subway sometimes. Pretty good actually. The meatballs don't fall out because the sauce soaks into the bread and makes it soft enough for the meatballs to kind of squish into it. Eat it fast though, eventually the bread gets too soft.

hi newfaggots

meatballs are meant for spaghet

TFW my wife was trying to eat a sandwich and was like wtf all the shit is falling out and I was just like... you're holding it wrong.

I agree. I tried the subway meatball sub a couple of times and of course it is less than acceptable.

But I went to this obscure place in PA once, and their sub was so insanely good. they fucking converted me. the owner was italian too.