You're introducing coworkers to Indian food for the first time

You're introducing coworkers to Indian food for the first time.

What do you tell them?

I'd tell them to wear diapers

Eat with your hands.
No toilet paper.

>teach adulthood
>never had Indian food
Where the fuck are you, Wisconsin?

>working with people who dont wear diapers 24/7
are you even into anal fisting?

you suck at memes

you suck at dicks

I never had indian food in my life

I've never had indian food in my life. Their food looks like dog food.

Let them know where the designated shitting street is in advance.

What makes you think he was mistaken for a Muslim? Maybe they just don't like brown people shitting up the country.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.

>picture of an incident with 6 deaths and 4 others injured
>he
What do you mean by "he"? There are many cases of "upstanding patriotic Americans" committing murder because they are not a winner, the only recent example I can think of involving just one victim was the incident in the Pacific Northwest.

To eat the food.

Adult people do not need coddling.

this

give them the "you must choose where to release" talk

>Chicken Tikka Masala
>Lamb Madras
>Beef Vindaloo
>Bombay Aloo
>Garlic Naan
>Rice

My go to order. It's my birthday this weekend and I'm spending it getting drunk and eating junk but I plan to order this when I'm hungover at some point. My local does fantastic Indian food. It's pricey but it's worth it when it's occasionally and I get a few meals from it.

>beef
COWS AH SACRED MAH BOI. HOW DARE YOU TO EAT COWS?

I'm not Indian. I'm a white man who appreciates the flavour of the curries so I can mix it with whatever I want.

Vindaloo is probably my favourite curry and whilst it goes superbly with chicken or lamb, beef really takes it to another level.

It's a shame 91% of Indians will never experience Vindaloo with it's best protein partner.

>What do you tell them?
To take an appointment with in gastroenterology as soon as possible.

Prepare your anus