Bout to head down to 7/11 in a bit, not sure what I'm going to get tho

fuck off nigger

Mexican spotted

Walmart is closer to my house than any gas station convenience store and the prices at Walmart are cheaper

Flamin hot cheetos and a couple 40s.

kek

pickled sausage

OP here, I got two 2 dollar sandwiches, a pack of chips, a coffee and some raspberry twizzlers.

Thanks for the help!

stop being so racist you fucking nigger

cash

You didn't get the fucking PIZZA FUCK. FUCK YOU

good job wasting $10 on junk food

tasty pasta

Sandwiches and coffee aren't junk food you bottom feeder

coffee isn't, but you're wasting money on it too because it's cheaper to brew your own coffee.

I'm sure those sandwiches have high-fructose corn syrup and preservatives in them

How much do you weigh again

326lbs

>Why
>Sexually abused as child
>Step dad killed my pet Fischer love bird by snapping its neck because I accidentally dropped his crystal glass and it broke (pic semi related bird looked very similar)
>5'5
>4 inch penis
>Balding badly
>Girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me (and the kicker is the guy she cheated on me with and is dating now is literally named Chad).I got fat and went into crippling depression after she cheated on me and dumped me.

I am basically society's punching bag. I also hate most women. My mom was a fucking cunt and I hope my ex girlfriend gets acid thrown in her face. I am too much of a pussy to kill myself so I just drink, smoke, do drugs daily and eat like shit.

Cool story Baldylocks...

Haha literally a fat cuck

I always get 3 bowls of ramen noodles, their chicken in a bun ready to go and warm sandwich along with a big bag of potato chips and a large mountain dew. Life is so cruel and unfair and food is my escape. Since they are open 24hr/day I often go at 3 or 4am to get my grocery shopping done. I highly recommend trying their chicken wings too and in the Summer time I like to go their to get ice cream and smarties.

I'm not a fucking cuck!

I mean, could be worse. At least you have money to afford all that. Do you wish to die quickly or would you like to fix things?

Just let me die. EVEN IF I could put down all the money for a hair transplant which might be good enough to restore 80% of my hair and pay 100k+ for knee lengthening surgery at best I'll be 5'8 or maybe 5'9 if I am lucky. I'll still be fucking fat and need to lose all this weight and I'll still have a small penis and severe depression and can't face people because of how humiliated I am. I just want to buy pizza from 711 and hope the cashier puts cyanide in it!

Nikuman or onigiri if I didn't have time for breakfast in the morning. Ice cream if I feel like getting dessert and don't want to walk/bike to the supermarket.

>knee lengthening surgery
>5'8 or maybe 5'9
Yeah, more like 5'5.5"

I mean, the fact that you even brought those things up kind of betrays what you are saying.
Just so you know, things can still be recovered. There are people who have far worse stories than you who live happy healthy lives now.
Then again you might just want to live the years you have left (not too many) eating whatever the fuck you want and all those other things. That's a respectable course of action too, just depends on priorities.

I was trying to be optimistic but people like you are always putting me down...in this case LITERLLY just fuck offfffffff

I wanna fuck a black girl

>loads of black escorts near me
>really want to fuck a black girl
>only £50 for the half hour

Can't do it, I've turned up at romanians flats before to fuck cheap slags and just sort of wander in without thinking then she looks nothing like the pic (not dramatically but noticable - still fuckable)

Don't want to risk it with a black girl.

>being able to buy beer in a convenience store
>being able to buy beer at midnight

What's it like to live in a country where your government actually treats you like an adult?

Used to get a sandwich , Miller High life , and a thing of slim Jim.
I stopped drinking and cook at home now, healthier and blah blah blah

How can there be different t degrees (i.e. dramatically noticeably) of looking nothing like something? Either she looks nothing like the picture, or she looks something like the picture.

>mfw Liberal party increased the tax on beer and smokes even further yesterday to offset the massive deficit they're running until 2022
>still no mention of the legal weed

Canada is getting really annoying

america can be an okay country when you dont live in a shit state , but if you do then youre pretty fucked

Not in Canada, euroland.
It wasn't only beer you could buy, but also wine and hard liquor. It was overpriced as hell, but I didnt care.
Had the store literally next door, so that was convinient.

Bottle of Dr. Pepper (because the Slurpee machine is always broken) and a box of Mike and Ikes.

Take the picture given and add 10 years plus more makeup plus no expert photography (a given really)

Funnily enough I can't go to trading standards because the prozzy I hired doesn't look like her picture as much as I wanted her to

I Thailand I used to get a small nescafe cols café con leche and a hotdog sandwich.

>take banana from basket
>peel it
>jam a drinking straw into the bottom
>dip it into nacho cheese vat
>lay it on the counter
>your move, wagie

Pack of smokes and two Red Bull

Maybe some beer if I've got the day off

7-11s are hard to come by where I live - we mostly have these and Circle K. I would never eat anything prepared at a Circle K because every time I go into one it smells like someone let out a burnt fart they kept in a jar

You're barred for messing up the counter.

You fuckin cucks can't stop bitching I swear

A green Monster

6pk Miller High Life 16oz'ers and pic related

I told you last time, pay a hooker or fuck fat girls. Get a magic wand vibrator to make up for your lack of dick.

>Wahh wahh look how pathetic I am
just kill yourself

A delicious Double Gulp of Diet Dr Pepper

yaki-niku bento or oyako-don
if i'm drunk some kara-age because 7/11 fried chicken > KFC and the rest
6pack of beer, bottle of scotch or $3 bottle of wine if i'm feeling cheap.
>mfw 7/11's in the west don't have anything other than bags of chips and day-old pizza

samefag

Fuck off faggot.
Big American Dog is the only way to go.

The little burgers remind me of the ones we got in high school.

Man you fuckers and your 7-11s, Casey's stores and Wah Wahs. I wish we had those dank ass sotres. All we got around here are Circle Ks and you never want to eat ANYTHING from that place.

Casey's General Store master race reporting in

If you never got obese you could have dated a semi retarded girl. Now you can only date an obese semi retarded girl.

Nice.

One of these bad boys and a Coke slurpee

> 2 insulting post
> one semi-thoughtful post
> a response to the insults

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>tfw the only 7-11 we had around here was in the ghetto and it got shut down because it kept getting robbed
Shame too. Fuck circle k.

fuck off with your copypasta

>"american" dog
>literally just a microwaved hotdog with cake-tasting dough around it
yea nah

None of those are valid excuses. You just don't want to admit that being a fat disgusting piece of shit is your fault.

OP get me:

>2 buffalo chicken go-go taquitos
>bottle of seltzer
>Small bag of Sour Patch Watermelons

thanks m8 I'll pay you back, I promise

Can you kill people with this?

How am I supposed to send them to you when you're a random user on Veeky Forums who hasn't given me your postage address you fucking retard

>If I am sober
>3 slices of pizza, order of potato wedges, 2 tacquitos, small back of doritos, a pack of twizzlers, chocolate milk
fatass

Nobody smoke anymore?
Me neither, stopped 12 years ago.
God I hate it. Smoked Camel at the time

for me its the chicken tendie stick

>What do you guys usually get at 7/11?

diarrhea

> 2 cans of canned coffee
> red sour cherry chew candy
> 75 cent banana
> carton of chocolate milk
> packet of barbecue beef jerky

yea you're right... you can't I guess. How about you just eat all of it and tell me how it tasted?

You in the hood? I'd like a box of .38 Special cartridges.

Coke and cherry Slurpee if they are frozen. Do they have pina colada? that would be pretty good too although I don't drink so it would have to be virgin.

win-for-life scratch off and a twin bing, breakfast pizza if casey's

2 magnum condoms for my bbc and some lube for ur ass, white boi

Robbed

When fresh out of the oven, Sev's has better wings than Pizza Hut, Domino's, and Papa John's combined. Fight me, bro.

2 4 lokos or 2 mikes hard and some chips. Sometimes water and Gatorade.

Magnums actually aren't much bigger than standard condoms. Even an average sized white guy could get them. It's a marketing/signalling thing.

Normally just a pie/sausage roll and a Coke

cuck

blue powerade and green game blunts.

Tonkatsu sandwich and a boss gold every time senpai

Anbody drink these besides me? I hate them, but I don't know what to do.

I seriously hope you never did that. 7 eleven workers have the hardest of all the gas stations.

No, Chevron is.

but im not white

>Anbody drink these besides me? I hate them, but I don't know what to do.
Lack of planning. No one should have to drink something they don't like.

back when I was in college before Obama banned the good version with caffeine. Was great for pregaming college football games at 7am

Do Americans really do this?

neat

Doritos and a mango madness snapple cos thats my mofuggin snack

that's worse than being fat or even being a cuck
why would you stoop so low and degrade yourself?
baka