What is the manliest cocktail, besides white/black Russians, a man can drink?

those are for women and the dude

manhattan
martini
old fashioned

Straight grappa.

>implying a man gives a shit about what he drinks

Depending on others for approval is for women and children.

'long island ice tea' and 'mai tai' are the strongest cocktails iirc

dry martini, no olive

You've never had a Flaming B-52 with a Mexican tailgunner. Or a "Four horsemen"

Well, the manliest would be straight drinks, neat or over ice.

But if you must have a cocktail, you can't go wrong with simple whiskey based ones. A Rusty Nail is just Scotch and Drambuie. An Old Fashioned or a Whiskey Sour are also great, though I've always felt they were "grandpa drinks."

Gin and tonic

Classic Daquiri in a coup. You're a retard if you think anyone cares that you drink old fashions or your liquor on the rocks. The only people that I see give a shit about a man drinking pic related are old people.

Everclear with no mixer or chaser. Or moonshine.

>'long island ice tea' and 'mai tai' are the strongest cocktails iirc
Says the idiot who thinks mixing several kinds of spirits together somehow makes the resulting mixture stronger. Hint: it doesn't. Ten different ~40%ABV spirits mixed together does not make 400%ABV. It's still 40%ABV.

good ol whiskey straight from the jug heeheeheeyoo!!!!!! *ptooey!*

>not drinking papa dobles, invented by the manliest man to ever exist
baka senpai

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Cum

Amber rum daiquiris taste better desu

Dude, you got served some bullshit.
Its actually Kahlua, cream, and vodka.

Milk. In a dirty glass.

You're right I was just making the distinction from frozen bullshit, I prefer them with a strong Jamaican rum like Smith and Cross.

>"Man was not made for defeat" he said. "A man can be destroyed but never defeated."

>kills self

So he's just taking a break right now?

Dictating the terms of his own end left him in control. A man in total control of himself is not defeated.

Bitters and bitters.

Ice water

Whiskey sours are pretty good.

If I'm drinking anything other than beer it's usually shots of Fernet though.

Boilermaker, of course

Old fashioned is the only manly mixed drink

semen

I like a flirtini

how dare you omit the olive

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Real men inject vodka directly into their stomachs with syringes.

>caring about manliness
are you that insecure about your masculinity that you let it decide what you can and can't drink?
Just drink any fucking cocktail, no-one actually cares.

I'm sure a good Mai Tai or Mojito would be ideal if you're living on the beach or whatever.

Otherwise, I would say a Stinger, a Gimlet or a Godfather.

Plus the majority of what all the other anons said. Some of them would be best to avoid, however.

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You're a fucking retard

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But the olive is integral.

I of course say this as a paragon of manliness.

Negroni

Kahlua is coffee, sugar, and white rum. So basically a coffee syrup. And white liquor is the vodka? Though they were totally wrong about the sweetened milk. But heavy cream is pretty floofy.

I mean at that point a Manhattan or a Daquiri is more manly.

>manliest cocktail
I think the question is what qualities do we associate with masculinity? I would say 1) simplicity 2) few ingredients...what else?

During the summer I love to order a gimlet with either gin or vodka but insist that it be served in an old fashioned glass.

Cocktails are inherently feminine

Is there such a thing as a manly cocktail? Most of them are fruit flavored and have stuff like vodka, rum, or soda.

I try new cocktails all the time, but I don't think any of them are manly. They're fun and sweet.

>cocktail
>manly

pick one

is a dark and stormy a gay drink? I bought a bottle of gosling because I wanted to pretend I was a pirate, but I tried mixing it with stuff too and it was ok.

If it has a gay name it's a gay drink. Regardless of what's in it.

>Reddit: The Drink

You forgot the most crucial component, it has to be in the form of an enema or else you're a pussy

Why has no one said rum ham

I only drink negroni's
I'm not very manly though, I'm a skinny degenerate

Because this isn't reddit you faggot

Fuck off cunt

By not giving 2 fucks about what others think you retard. And I say that as an unrepentant drunk that always drinks from the bottle.
I do have a sweet spot for piña colada

Just to put a harder spin on this

What's the manliest virgin cocktail you can drink?

milk

its cheap so its manly right?

I'm not going to lie I was kinda interested in having a white Russian until I found out it was from la may may the movie.
I'll stick with whisky neat.

Three wise men go hunting would shit all over long island ice tea.

Even three wise men go hunting in mexico would do it.
Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
Johnnie Walker® Scotch whisky
Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
Jose Cuervo® gold tequila

Omit tequila for just three wise men go hunting.

Rye?

What's the gayest cocktail a man can order if he wants to get beaten up by other customers?

appletini XD

You could drink straight Everclear, but who gives a shit?
Those two drinks are renowned because they're delicious, and you can get very shitfaced in a very short period of time without realizing it.

Cosmopolitan.

scotch and soda

Appletini, Fuzzy Navel, Long Island Ice Tea, or a Sex on the Beach.

The Everclear Slammer;

>Glass
>Everclear
>Bucket

There is literally nothing manlier.

I actually prefer an onion.

An interesting notion. I could actually get behind that.

pepsi in a cocacola glass

What ever you want son, because you're a mature being who knows that giving a shit isn't worth it.
Now whos drinking what?

vodka or whisky in a glass.. cocktails are not manly.. if you need a cocktail then a vodka martini or a Negroni is manly.

The green russian.

youtube.com/watch?v=UFMK7bQ1pjE&t=536s

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Gin and Tonic would be my guess

idk what they call it but usually where i live bartender takes this bad boy with some other stuff and lights it on fire, and person has to drink it

I like white Cubans

40^10 is 1.04 * 10^16
Stupid cuck

I like brown asians.

kahlua is coffee syrup.

wearing womens sandals is manly now?

I dislike mixed drinks/sweet alcohol just makes me feel sick and I hate the sugary taste . Neat whiskey or gin, sometimes vodka is what I mainly drink. Red wine and beer afterwards.

I figured out how to make Martini's at home.
They are tasty and refreshing and I don't know a simpler way to get a bottle of gin and a small amount of vermouth into my belly so quickly.
I'm drinking one right now, I feel like James Bond.

Semen. 100% man. Manliest there is.

>Manhattan
>not manly
my fucking dude. It was THE drink of Sinatra. He wasn't exactly a poof.

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mexican mule

Noted.

white/black russians are girly as shit. Nauseatingly sweet. Moscow mule is pretty good, though. That said, gimlets or whiskey sours are my goto. Not the manliest I'm sure, but a man's drink nonetheless.

Molotov cocktail.

>What is the manliest cocktail

The one that gets her to fuck you.