*sharpens knife*

*sharpens knife*
>right
>today we'll be making some amazing [dish]
>pan, nice and hot
>just a touch of oliveol
>first, season, then gently rub your meat
>look at that, beautiful
>now, into the pan, and wait till it gets a lovely golden brown
>DONE
>now, out of the pan
>look at that, marvelous
>plate with your delightful sauce, drizzled on top
>splendid
>now slice, and you can see it's a perfect medium rare
>mmm, incredible

Is the big boy himself the greatest chef ever to have lived? I think so.

You forgot
>we'll be using the most amazing [ingredient]

Gordon here. I'm going to kick your fucking cunt in you poofy little cunt.

COME HERE BIGBOY!

C'mere you

*claps loudly*
RIGHT
*bounces around like an autist*

he does that to keep himself alert, you should try it sometime if you're working 12 hr shifts.

P-please, stop hitting me

Is that his daughter?

WHERE'S

that's ur mum u donkey

THE REDDIT MEMES?

yes but also one of his wives

A real nice kind of *puts fingers together and brings them to mouth* tart flavor

He bounces around cause chefs always have to be alert

Today we'll be making the most amazing fresh pasta with a hand crafted heirloom signture 'marrymenara' sauce featuring the most amazing local and home grown ingredients

Knife skills are always important!

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>select around the street signs
>never fucking works

Fuck off google

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Something's not right

hhhh

Is he wearing plastic pants? Wtf

Have the masterclass videos been upped anywhere?

Kek

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the shoes. ha

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As they say in italy, wa la!

Love making authentic Italian cuisine :)

roflmao

Get a job.

>paying for what amounts to just more of his youtube videos

>being a faggot
Check these fazoli's.

>not being a faggot

Look at this homo over here.

Shit -- Tilly grew tits. Small ones, but still tits.

that is megan

Have job -- don't want to pay $90 for Gordon with extra makeup.

>now slice, and you can see it's only half cooked