Find a flaw

Find a flaw.

No sour cream or guac.

>not vegan
it's the first fucking thing

2muchchz

There is sour cream

>Corn

WHERES THE LAMB SAUS!?!?!?!?

Your life.

I literally can't. You win.

Needs a bigger bowl or even a plate will do.

Other than that, it looks pretty good!

What else is on it?

>Find a flaw
no 'cha

Why didn't you take the salsa out of the container before putting it in the bowl

You got the salad bowl, instead of getting the rice bowl with lettuce on top.

Now the shit's gonna be wilted by the time you get to it. Ya fucked up.

Lettuce brown rice onions and green pepper sofrita (tofu stuff) hot sauce everything else you can see
:-)

I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to be, but I wouldn't order it.

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You get more lettuce that way though, and they give you the dressing with the salad.

I don't want salad dressing on my taco bowl, it literally tastes like oil and balsamic vinegar.

>taco bowl
That's a thing? Sounds like bullshit.

The corn doesn't work for me.

sorry. "burrito bowl" whatever

OP's image is a burrito bowl. Taco bowls usually come with Fritos.

that's a walking taco

taco bowl is a giant taco shell that holds the contents like a bowl, hence the name taco bowl

it's called a walking taco, you uncivilized brute

That would, metaphorically, kill me if I ate it.

...It would be worth it though.

Nice pile of cheese with some corn and shit sprinkled in it.
Ya fat sumbish!!

That explains everything. It's a Chipotle thing. The same shit they put into their burritos, but in a bowl? Would not eat. They kinda suck.

>Dude Chipotle sucks, it's so inauthentic

>Eats canned refried beans and ground hamburger

>YEAHHH now THIS is what I call AUTHENTIC mexican food. So much more culturally enriching!

Can somebody explain to me the autistic hatred of corn?

Anytime there's corn in something, SOMEBODY always complains. It adds a lightly sweet, crunchy texture to foods and pairs well with many different flavors. Fuck off, cunts.

corn's fine with anything except pizza

Kekd

idgaf about authenticity. My problem with Chipotle is the same problem I have with Taco Bell, Domino's, LC's, BK and McDonald's - the food is super boring and I don't like the way it makes me feel after eating it. So I don't eat it anymore.

tabasco is shit.

Lettuce is stupid.

pretend that it's a plant based cheese my man

That rice looks dry as shit