ITT:How to trigger autist on Veeky Forums in one picture

I was fine until this one.

Cut noodles makes me feel physically ill. It's not because it's improper, the idea of putting small noodles in my mouth makes me sick.

Also reminds me of my brother cutting his pasta after putting "mexican" 4 cheese mix on it and eating noisily.

Needs to be deep dish.

I think I'll order one next time I'm at Giordano's. (I wouldn't dare to do that to a Malnati's, not with their sausage and mushroom available.)

I'll one up you.

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Never got this one, who DOESN'T put ketchup on hotdogs?

Me. Onions, relish, mustard, and/or kraut are the only toppings I really use. Sometimes I'll throw pickle slices on it instead of relish.
Nothing against ketchup, I honestly just don't care for it on my hot dog.

I steak that dry goes straight to my dogs.

"Pick one, you got 30 seconds".

That was a pretty reasonable and mature answer, what the hell are you doing on Veeky Forums?

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I haven't had any booze yet today

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food gore thread?

Where's that from? Doesn't look like any of the ones I'm familiar with (Malnati's, Giordano's, Uno's, Pequod, Burt's).

looks tasty desu

Fuck you that actually made me fucking pissed
Why are vegans degenerats?

Autistic guy confirming that nothing in this thread bothers me except the well done steak and the hot dog (hot dogs in general.)

Maybe you guys don't know what autism is?

but it's perfect. you know you can still eat raw meat on other occasions? which is perfect too

Fuck off back to R*ddit.

i had zaxby's 'bonless wings' (chicken nuggets) for lunch today

i didn't get insane because i didn't want to go back to work sweating like last time

what's wrong with those?
they look T A S T Y

how dare you!
maybe someone should teach you how to behave as an autistic guy.

bone wings rrrreeeeeeeeeee

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What is this and never show it again

it was found in a small wreckage near helsinki

A viral sci-fi short film.

This.

>people unironically hate pineapple on pizza
You niggers haven't LIVED until you've had pineapple on pizza.

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That filename lol

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This looks really good but the sauce is making me shake my head.

This is perfect tartar, who the fuck would get triggered by this?

>French Cuisine
>"Hey guys, lets see if these yuppie idiots'll actually eat raw meat!"

A meme food if I ever saw one.

That looks good you piece of shit

>like a bait thread
>but NOT a bait thread

THIS IS AWESOME

I'm an Italian and never understood the hate for fusion food, I guess its because we are so stuck with cucina povera and cuchiaio della mamma.

This on the other hand

Don't knock boneless wings, they have their purpose...

But only if they're the same price per "wing" as wings. Per single unit, a "boneless wing" is usually about the size of 2-3 chicken nuggets, and contains more overall meat than a wing (an "elbow" or whatever you call the not-mini-drumsticks, since the mini-drums have even less meat). You miss out on extra skin/breading/surface area for sauce, but you get the benefit of be able to eat them with a fork, for better dipping ability and not requiring the washing/wiping of hands, for more efficient consumption. Also, if you're a faggot that can't eat every molecule of meat off of every bone and ligament of wings, "wungs" as I shall now call them, do not leave a single trace of evidence toward their existence afterward.

Actually, even if they're the same price by weight, you're still probably better off getting the wungs. Wings have the bones and ligaments and mini drums (which are a little meat on a lot of bone and joint) that make up for their weight. You're paying for bones! BONES! Even though bird bones are very light, they're still a percentage of the overall weight.

But I would never outright choose them over wings entirely. I love that god damn crispy skin on wings, and wungs are sometimes just processed slurry. If anything, I'd order both.

It's the first big step towards sex bots.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.

This reminds me of a horrifying picture I saw of a slab of meat that somebody was cooking, but when they cut it in half a shit ton of pus started leaking out of the center.

raw ground meat is also present in spanish cuisine.

Thanks user, that is what I needed to get triggered.

Sorry I made a mistake, they weren't cooking it. It was raw. I imagine cooked pus would be way worse, but I don't even know what that would look like.

My man. Its all about the mustard when it comes to hotdogs.

This is actually one of my favourites really. But its probably all down to the tartar sauce and how the bun is so fluffy and warm. It feels good inside

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Apple pie was an English meme that Americans took too far.

I wanna suck the mist off them apples.

This is a barbecue

God damn I love apple pie
I've never seen a pastry or pie from the UK that didn't contain meat

This is a chicken burger

>wings
>can't eat with a fork because of the fucking bone
>need to physically touch them with your actual hands
>while they're covered in sticky sauce
>stickiness which you can't fully lick off or otherwise remove at the table even with napkins
Have fun eating with sticky silverware like a five year old you fucking degenerate

Is a webm cheating?

Nooo why is he doing that

Why

>cheese pizza
>vegan

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dear lord jesus christ

>raw on the edges

If you substitute diced mushroom for meat and then add a bunch of sliced mushrooms on top you can get a GOAT vegan chili, I make it sometimes because it costs fuck all. Don't forget to use extra oil to compensate for the loss of fat

Stop replying to your threads you illiterate fucK.

It's not my thread you fucking alcoholic

Easy

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R-R-R Rhrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

amazing hat is it made of ?
wires trough actual meat, controlled by an adapting electric signals to make it move, why havent the nerve cells died?

There's a lot of fruit pie around Christmas in Bongistan

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