Is FiveGuys the biggest meme in fast food?

They charge by the slice and {{{{ means 4 slices so about tree fiddy.

>Five Memes scoops grease-dripping fries directly into bag for some reason
>Soaks through on the drive home
>Shirt covered in grease, ruined

Well a few years ago the fries were 2 something for the same amount, which is why everyone loved them.

What the fuck is up with the prices? How can they charge that much when places like chilis, applebees, and red robin cost less and have bigger burgers. These look god awful too.

they can because they can, nobody is calling them out for it
it's all profit margins

all meme burgers are the same, shake shack I got a burger, fries, bottle of water for $15

You are a cuck that doesn't know how to order.

((((bacon))))

oy vey

>((((bacon))))

Praise kek.

They're overpriced, but you're a fat fuck if you think their portions arent enough.

>needing fries and a big soda with your calorie dense sandwhich
Uh oh, tubby over here is upset that he cant grow his fifth chin at a reasonable price. Here's a tip, lard ass. Ditch the fucking fries and the shitty soda. Get a water cup. Actually fill it with water.

Fat people being surprised that their giant meals cost a lot of money are more retarded than those stupid 4 dollar fries.

I get better burgers from the fucking curling rink I play at

This. The key is to get the "little" items. A little fry is all you need since they fill the bag up anyway.
A little cheeseburger is just a regular 1 patty burger instead of the double. Also the reason they are so expensive is because of all the "free" toppings they give you so take advantage of that shit and load it up with everything. It's pointless to go there and just get a plain burger with mayo or something.
Yeah their drinks are overpriced to hell but I always just get a water when I go there.

>Order water
>Fill it with something else what are they gonna do jump the counter and tackle me and call the police??

LOCK ME UP

anyone here try moo-yah? that shit is fucking amazing

>what are they gonna do jump the counter and tackle me and call the police??
Yes
usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/04/21/newser-man-charged-felony-after-filling-mcdonalds-water-cup-soda/83331670/

It's not the biggest meme, but it's still a waste of money. They cook their burgers twice well done. It's awful.

It was only a felony robbery for hitting the guy with his car. Also the manager broke the law because they are not legally allowed to hold a person there. This is like getting struck by lighting. You'd have to have a manager see it happen, care enough to make a scene in the first place, and be crazy enough to pursue you.

>1 fry

What the fuck is wrong with americans

Legendary business model

>No branding on bags
>Buy ugly red and white tiles no one wants on the cheap
>Use the potato and peanut bags as fucking decor
>Reviews are wall paintings
>Charge high and be generous to make people feel like their getting a good deal.
>Expand stores like a virus on the massive savings.
>Serve good food.

>not eating smashburger
plebs

> live in Bay Area
> everything is fucking expensive
> five guys prices are the same as anywhere
> five guys is a pretty good deal for me

Just get wendy's you dummy (if you're in Canada, otherwise disregard), it's very nearly 5 guys quality at almost half the price

>not making much better tasting turkey burgers at home with fries done in bacon fat for a quarter of the price
it's like you want to be poor

Where the fuck do you live? I can go with another person, two burgers, two drinks, and a large fry, and it costs maybe 2 dollars more.

>turkey burgers
Yeah I think I would rather kill myself.

>tfw the Five Guys in downtown Toronto uses american processed cheese instead of actual cheese

>is Five Guys an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means?

>(((bacon)))

what the fuck did they mean by this?

it's a big fry.

bring you own cheese you nigger

For you

i racially identify as someone who doesn't have cheese asshole

>American isn't a race.

Its mostly the fries. An 8 pound bag of potatoes and a quart of oil in my town costs $3.60 but they buy in bulk and wholesale so it's even cheaper for them. The burger itself is a big enough meal for a normal person but people feel like they need to have fries with it and it costs them barely anything. Same thing with the soda. They are Jewing you hard on those two items

The milkshakes are expensive but they are made with 100% actual dairy products, not like how other fast food joints use barely enough milk to have it technically be a milkshake (looking at you McDicks)

They use quality ingredients and have to keep all of those toppings fresh and on hand so there ends up being a significant amount of wastage in that department

To put it in perspective a big mac and a little cheeseburger (with no toppings) are both 540 calories. Where I live a big mac costs $4 and a little cheeseburger costs $5.60. I would gladly pay an extra $1.60 for a quality burger with all the extra toppings I want over the big mac

I eat at this place like once or twice a year. Their food tastes good. It's like $14 or something for the burger, fries and a drink. I can afford under $30 a year for fast food. I like them. If I ate fast food daily then no, it wouldn't be feasible in any way. That would be like $5,096 a year. But once or twice a year, it works and it's good.

>Smashburger

Mah nig yes
I love their special burgers like black and Bleu and the avocado one

The two times i went to five guys I had huge lines , small burger and a 15$ bill .

I would rather go to red Robin . At least at red Robin I can get a beer , decent size burger , unlimited ok fries for the same price .

Also
>gets away with not being "fast food" since they don't have a drive thru

They're alright
Wish they would add some more non-tradional toppings.
Namely a fried egg
Their fries are pretty good and they've very generous with them

My usual order is a little hamburger with everything, small cajun fries and water and it's more than enough to fill me up. It used to cost around $7, but it's a little over $9 now.

A double patty burger, or any of their regular burgers, and the medium/large fries is enough food for two meals.

Went there once, never again.
Single cheeseburger which was the size of an A&W burger, and a medium fries cost me 13.50. And that was 6 years ago. Probably 20 bucks now (canadian).
If I'm going to pay that much for a fucking burger, I'll just go to a bar which has larger and better tasting burgers, and I can have a beer and watch the game too. Most overrated food place ever.

> {{{{ BACON }}}}

What did ((( they ))) mean by {{{{ that }}}} ?

>large drink

there is no reason for this, especially in a free refill restaurant