Post cooking red flags for girls

post cooking red flags for girls
>she only orders a salad

>she brags about how her family says she makes the best Hamburger Helper

>she's vegan
Or
>on a paleo diet

That's a relationship-ender right there.

>What's aioli?

>Her claim to fame is tuna wiggle

What the fuck is a tuna wiggle?

Is that Natascha McElhone?

she looks like OP pic

>she only orders a salad
legitimate if she's not hungry. preachy vegans/"ceasar salad grills" can fuck right off.
>she dislikes garlic
that one is a relationship killer in my book

A tuna casserole made of shame.

Anybody with a church-going mom/granny has eaten this unholy abomination

Tuna and peas

>cooking red flags
>restaurant order

I don't understand

>has more than two allergies
>fakes having allergies to servers to avoid ingredients she dislikes
>is unwilling to try anything new
>follows a weird hippy diet
>has a religion-based diet (kosher, halal, etc.)
>doesn't cook from scratch
>dislikes a specific ethnicity's cooking
>takes offense to criticism
>spends too much time worrying about organics/GMOs/free trade/etc.
>puts ranch dressing on anything other than salads & buffalo wings
>dislikes mushrooms, olives, onions, and peppers as pizza toppings
>treats waitstaff like shit
>makes a big deal about tipping (doesn't matter whether she's for or against it, let people do what they want)

For pooping, silly.

>he can't cook

What else is there, really?

i googled tuna wiggle and i wish i didn't

It's called Tuna Nuna Casserole, cucks.

doesn't like onions

>cooking
>orders

wat?

>she doesn't order the Mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich

UUUU

MEMEMEME

>Being so poor as to have to take your date to Maccas.
>Get a job, faggot.

>google it
>first recipe
>This recipe can be doubled.
>Melt butter or margarine in sauce pan over medium heat.
>Add flour & cook for 1 minute, (so you won't have flour taste).
>Add milk & stir until thickened.
>Add drained tuna, peas, salt & pepper.
>And WA-LA, it's done!
>Serve over buttered toast!
>THERESA.
>WA fucking LA
meme

>she asks for more than one substitution
Bitch just eat the goddamn pasta, this isn't build-a-snack.

>she "can't" cook

Won't try a new recipe because she's never tried it before and is afraid of failing
Buys fancy cookware because her "girlfriends" have it and never uses it
Requests breakfast in bed, gets it, and then you have change the sheets because she's so sloppy at eating
Chewing with mouth open

>chewing with mouth open
This. Loud and sloppy eaters that have no control over their mouths that cannot and will not breathe through their noses should be shot and killed instantly.

>she orders fast food when a home cooked meal is available

Enjoy being emotionally invested in a fatty in 2 years time.

means she cant cook, so she isnt wifey material.

>Take girl out for tendies
>Gets ranch dressing

Hope it was worth it, bitch.

>Orders steak well done

This

How drunk are you right now OP?

I fucking hate this shit, OP.

>Mcchicken
>not Crispy McBacon

>cooks beef or chicken past medium

Top kek

She won't eat my asshole for dessert.

>spending more than a few bucks on a woman
Grow some balls

>she asks for a bite of yours