Stop eating 21st century food

>cucked by a slave

I dont.

I only eat boiled beef pasty with mushroom ketchup and pemmikan soup with salt pork and sailor biscuits. For a summer treat ill have a churns worth of Parmesan cheese icecream all the myself. Speak for yourself.

100% that.

Just look at the guy. He's a fucking beta. Exactly the kind of person who lets Jamal fuck his wife. There's a reason this meme follows him around but not based Chef John.

He looks and talks like a pleasant person so he must be a cuck?
Yeah that's some nice logic.

Anyone who uses the word "yucky" is not masculine. That alone is enough to warrant rumors of being a cuck.

You need to take a break faм

Being a cuck doesn't invalidate the fact that he has an interesting channel and an admirable passion for history. I'll still continue to watch his stuff.

Townsend is a fucking top lad and you'll never be as comfy as him

>tfw you will never wrap yourself in a nice handmade quilt eating akara while your slave demetrius tends to your wife with his bbc

>e-eeeww yuck, no I don't think I'll kiss you my dear
>MMMMMmm, a nice fresh load? Yummy!

it would be hell for a normal person to be trapped inside this cuck's demented mind

You guys have some weird obsession with bbc.

>You guys
Nice projection you sick fuck.

I'm pretty sure wondering something is not projecting.

That wasn't a question you degenerate racist. Black people aren't fetish objects, they're human beings. Kill yourself

I really hope you are just baiting.

I really hope you kill yourself.

out of the frying pan and into the oven, just apologize or stop

This. It's a great channel but he's a huge cuck and he's always so desparate to shill his pudding cloths and reproduction cookware.

Ok let's imagine for a while that his post is genuine. How am I racist?

"Racist" is just a buzzword these days.

>h-how am I racist for fetishizing black people
Are you retarded? I mean, I know you're retarded but you are exceptionally retarded.

>don't forget to leave an ass kissing comment, tell all your ethnic friends about us and don't forget that we beeeeggrudgingly have set up a patreon so you can pay for this kwality khantent instead of us

he's better than Jack I guess

How did my post fetishize anything?
And even if I did how would that make me a racist? Wanting to fuck people of other races makes one a racist?

like... in theory, i think this guy is pretty cool. he's passionate about his little area of expertise and he puts a lot of work into it and it's a neat thing to learn about.

but, in practice, he makes me really, really uncomfortable.

he's just so fucking meek

>bbc
Kill yourself, you racist mental case.

>retarded
Reported for ableism

Why does being softspoken make one a cuck?

well it doesn't, not really. but i see that i'm not alone in sensing that he's somehow deeply unhappy with his lack of masculinity and that in turn makes me uncomfortable.

it's not that he's just soft-spoken, either. you can really see it goes deeper than that. there's no fire in his belly.

he just has an uncanny affect that creates discomfort.

what annoys me is that he's clearly not a very good cook. Unlike someone like Chef John, who is clearly a professional from simply looking at his hand moments, Townsend is clearly an amateur.

Fuck me, this is some next level projecting.

English isn't my first language but even I know projecting doesn't mean what you think that word does.

>English isn't my first language
Yes, I know. You make that extremely obvious.

he broke the cardinal rule of Veeky Forums in that he interacted with a black male without calling him a nigger, therefore he is a cuckold

His wife's daughter

He's just really mild mannered and it's funny to prey on that.
Nice try. This meme is older than those vids

She's hot though

>He's just really mild mannered and it's funny to prey on that.
>Hello everyone here is my successful youtube channel, my independent business and family
>y..yyy...youre a cc..ccc...cc..cuck

yea you sure showed him, how will he ever recover?

I really like him, I hope there's nothing to recover from. It's still really funny to imagine him as a cuck, it just fits. Stop being so touchy

Hey Jas Townsend, why don't you take a look at what a REAL MAN looks like, cuz I'm here to PREY ON YOU?

Why are you so upset on behalf of someone that probably couldn't give 2 shits?

>he's got a theatrics store and a youtube channel

if anything that just makes him more of a candidate for being a cuckold, stop, you're embarrassing yourself. If you don't want to see him get shit on go to reddit or actually talk about his food

this thread is garbage. thanks /pol/

might be more your speed, champ

>tfw you invented this meme and you actually really like his show

>a meme can be invented

I was the first to joke about him being a cuck on Veeky Forums. Don't really care if that qualifies, that was all I was trying to say

Ok, now we've established that you're fucking stupid we can leave it there.

If you keep being mean to me I can't guarantee your safety

here is grate receipt for porpeys.

Ffirmenty wit Porpeys. Take faire almondes, and wass them clean, and bray them in a morter, and drawe them wit water through a streynour into milk, and caste it in a vesse. And then take wete, and bray it in a morter, that al the hole ho be awey, and boil it in faire water til it be wel ybroke and boyled ynowe. And then take it from the fire, and caste thereto the milk and let boil. And whan it is yboyled ynowe, and thik, caste there-to Sugur, Saffron, and salt; and then take a porpeys, and chyne him as a Samon, And set him in faire water. And whan it is ynowe, baude it, and leche it in faire peces, and serve it fort with firmanty, and cast there-on hote water in the diss.

stupid but a good judge of character :^)

>Where does this cuck meme even come from? Because there was a black guy in two of his videos?

Black guy is a openly homosexual, Afrocentric-Jew (no, really).

His name is Michael Twitty and he has a book called The Cooking Gene: Tracing your roots. He is demanding Afro-Culinary Justice and is currently on his Southern Discomfort Tour.

He did the 23 and Me and found he is 60% African and 40% European.

He is engaged to his long time partner, a Norwegian-German Chef named Fritz.

If anyone is being cucked it is probably Jon's wife.

Don't forget Jon really likes to hang out in the woods with the big, bald, burly, bearded Kevin, more than likely they are re-creating some 18th century sodomy in that canvas tent after an evening drinking Rattle-Skull.

The meme is older than his videos with the bpack guy. It's just based on him being meek, which is a cuck stereotype

She will be hot as fuck in ten years. Even as a kid she has those bedroom eyes.

>re-creating some 18th century sodomy

>he's not a cuck, he's just homosexual

yeah, while I think there may be legitimacy to this theory but I would feel bad spreading that kind of rumor without grounds

>tfw you will be too old for her when she will be legal

She's legal in the 18th century

Way to fuck up any threads on the subject user. He does nothing but be a nice guy and you slander him to the point where all the Nu males in denial on Veeky Forums call cucks.

What a hand to be dealt. Gay, black, AND, Jewish? The only thing that could make it worse would be if he was retarded.

It's just a joke, bot gonna feel bad about that

I am increasingly concerned about my sexual escapades with my niece.

it would have happened eventually anyway, whether that guy is the real cuck ground zero or not you can't make videos the way james does without someone somewhere calling you out

STOP INSULTING HIM YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

...

Well he's black so..

>Except that Chef John is a proud cuck. He made a cuck joke in one of his recent videos.