>go to U.K. for three weeks, visit friends who are working abroad >spend some money to catch a soccer match >great atmosphere in the pub, tons of singing en route to the match >get inside, want to get some concessions before the game starts >wait in line and see people order pic related >it's a warm, meat flavored drink
MFW bongs order cups of gravy as a concession.
March 25, 2017 - 03:38
It's not gravy, just gravy flavoured. Basically hot water and a stock cube lol. It's tasty af and nothing better than a nice pie and bovril while screaming abuse at a referee.
March 25, 2017 - 03:59
How is it not gravy? What would you have to add for it to be gravy?
March 25, 2017 - 04:03
>Bovril can be made into a drink by diluting with hot water, or less commonly, with milk. >with milk >milk >milk gravy drink
March 25, 2017 - 04:04
Get a dictionary and work it out for yourself, retard-user.
March 25, 2017 - 04:06
Poor tasteless fag who has never had real gravy. What a shame.
March 25, 2017 - 04:10
>Bisto Gravy Potato Starch, Maltodextrin, Palm Oil, Salt, Flavourings, Wheat Flour, Colour, Sugar, Flavour Enhancers, Emulsifier
>Bovril Not Gravy Beef Stock, Yeast Extract, Water, Salt, Colour, Corn Starch, Flavour Enhancers, Acid, Flavourings,
March 25, 2017 - 04:16
Bovril's fantastic when spread lightly on toast. t. Potatonigger with experience in the matter
March 25, 2017 - 06:03
you're drinking gravy you fucking inbred bong
your food is shit and your island sucks.
March 25, 2017 - 06:08
It's probably more like beef broth or bouillon.
March 25, 2017 - 06:09
So people drink a warm beef broth type thing when it's cold outside? Whoa. Crazy shit, man.
March 25, 2017 - 07:05
What is cream gravy?
New York does something similar.
March 25, 2017 - 07:07
Might that be what we call a Consomé in Spain?
March 25, 2017 - 07:13
Some people put Marmite in hot water too. No joke.
March 25, 2017 - 07:31
>invaded and colonised 3 times >inbred You're a bit simple, user.
March 25, 2017 - 07:33
>Some people I'm some people. Can't beat marmite or bovril soup with some crackerbread
March 25, 2017 - 07:35
Did you know when that stuff first came out, they tried to claim it was the electrically-distilled life essence of cows? Literally "bovine virility".
March 25, 2017 - 07:38
The vril in Bovril is also in reference to Vril, a miraculous energy from a wildly popular sci-fi novel of the period.
Imagine making a beverage today claiming that you hire real wizards to process cows with the Philosopher's Stone into a vitality enhancing potion.
March 25, 2017 - 07:56
>Imagine making a beverage today claiming that you hire real wizards to process cows with the Philosopher's Stone into a vitality enhancing potion.
March 25, 2017 - 08:01
They don't make any claims like that.
March 25, 2017 - 08:02
They don't need to, the fanboys & SIDF do it for them.
March 25, 2017 - 08:04
This is the equivalent of putting the ramen packet flavorings in water and drinking it without the noodles Fuck is wrong with you britbongs
March 25, 2017 - 08:05
Now go home and get your fucking Soylent box
March 25, 2017 - 08:09
it's pretty good undilluted as pasta sauce
March 25, 2017 - 08:10
Do you ever get tired of being a spastic?
March 25, 2017 - 08:26
I've never tried soylent. Why does this topic upset you so much?
March 25, 2017 - 08:27
Why do you care why I care so much?
March 25, 2017 - 08:29
Do you ever get tired of living in the most cucked country on the face of the earth? I sure would.
March 25, 2017 - 08:39
i never understood why people consider this a problem honestly, how many
March 25, 2017 - 08:43
What the fuck is wrong with that shithole island?
March 25, 2017 - 10:28
>one dog goes one way >the other dog goes the other way >and this guys like, whatta want with me?
March 25, 2017 - 10:52
O B E S E D B E S H A R T E D I A B E T E S
March 25, 2017 - 11:29
>bone broth It's fucking stock you bastards.
March 25, 2017 - 12:29
>not drinking broth as a savoury alternative to tea Faggot.
March 25, 2017 - 12:51
Not exactly, user. As you know, Bovril is only made from cowa. Consomé needs aditional ingredients. Think of it as a very strong metal caldo
March 25, 2017 - 15:54
>live in UK >have guests over >having a nice time >offer them refreshments >serve them gravy
March 25, 2017 - 23:56
It's a concentrated stock that is diluted into a broth when used.
March 26, 2017 - 00:50