>Don Gorske is an American world record holder and "Big Mac enthusiast". He is best known for having eaten over 29,000 Big Mac hamburgers from the U.S. fast food chain McDonald's in his lifetime
Why is there so little worship of this guy here Veeky Forums? He's literally /ourguy/ and Veeky Forums personified.
Josiah Wood
he's not eating the McChicken
Eli Phillips
how do they keep track? do they keep track of all the customer's burger stats somehow?
smells fishy... seems like a publicity stunt cooked up by mcdonalds
Jacob Lee
>eating McShit >/ourguy/ pick one and only one
Jeremiah Howard
Why should there be?
This is a food and cooking board.
Jayden Reyes
Having that hat too. What a pathetic human being.
Zachary Johnson
Looks like a child sex offender.
Tyler Clark
Fuck off Ronald
Zachary Collins
b-but mcdonalds makes u fat
Jackson Cook
he sends stool specimens every day to mcdonalds lab at area 51
Thomas Bailey
Wonder if he counts the Mac Jr. as a fraction in his tally
Evan Powell
how is this guy not dead from cancer in every organ
Lincoln Perry
he's still alive? he looks like john lennon
Luke Richardson
Mac jr. is pretty much the same as a regular Big Mac. It uses a bigger patty and bun. It only has like 1g less fat and 50 fewer calories, just less carbs because no middle bun.
Logan Morales
why would he be? it's just a big mac you fucking pussy
Luke Butler
He was the guy featured in Supersize Me? [spoiler]fuck, can't believe he's still alive[/spoiler]
Nicholas Sullivan
>several mcd's posts on here daily >not /ourguy/
Newfag.
Jeremiah Reed
fpbp
Ryan Jones
>he thinks the mickey d's posters are actual posters and not just paid shills You'd be right to think that! Don't forget to head on down to your local McDonalds for a piping hot McChicken (TM) served with an ice cold Coca-Cola!
Hudson Powell
The very same. I'm sorta curious if the Macs make him mummified or something because of his regular consumption of them, like Keith Richards and all the drugs he did.
Andrew Cooper
At least 3 a day he's said. I imagine that if we all get nuked he'll be trucking along hundreds of years later due to being tempered (like eggs) to horrible, disgusting, dangerous environments and conditions
Dylan Watson
Only faggots eat McChickens.
Xavier Hall
why is john lennon wearing a burger hat?
Anthony Adams
When I was on my highschool's football team the fattest, niggest nigger on the team ate about 10 mcchickens and 7 mcdoubles in one sitting.
It was a sight to behold.
Nicholas Cox
Did he wash it down with a nice shaft full of semen?
Juan Foster
he's not gay. just incredibly overweight
Jaxson Allen
>publicity stunt >for over 20 years.
Levi Young
He is the burgman Coo coo kachoo
Jeremiah Moore
the real John is dead
Nolan Russell
The fastfood discussion is a minority of the board and horrendously boring
Joshua Hall
I for one am not surprised the man eats the only acceptable food from mcdonalds over and over again.
Robert Gomez
you'd think he would've chosen a better sandwich
Jaxson Sullivan
i just had a big mac meal myself i still have to buy grocerys for the week and i have no idea what to get, im so freaking tired
Chase Reed
He keeps every receipt.
Joshua Long
Supersize me was a massive sham
Leo Cox
I do get really sick when I eat mcchickens and such now, and that faggot has nothing to do with it, McDonald's just serves really bad food now. They were great til 2010 or so.
Chase Cruz
Maybe your constitution just kicked the bucket. Either way, supersize me was demonstrably fake, he straight up lied about what he ate
Leo Cook
bump
Thomas Bell
Correct answer.
Connor Price
it's a majority at this point, it's spread like cancer