Well Veeky Forums, why havent you become Vegan yet?

Well Veeky Forums, why havent you become Vegan yet?

is that fucking green tea with milk

>salted cement with some cum tea to wash it down

*vanilla soy milk and stevia, you cretin

why don't you just read what's written right under the pic?

I thought vegans werent allowed to drink Because it was the food of the plants????

>This... bowl consisted of...a few hemp...

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the day I wake up 'craving' shit like this I'll just kill myself desu

>actually having to sweeten your green tea with both vanilla milk and stevia
my fucking god
at least she (I hope to god it's a she) used twinings and not some organic japanese matcha
blood hell

They are allowed to drink cave water because plants don't grow in caves.

That smoothie bowl is fugly but probably tastes good.

That's Mossist.

>bag 'green' tea
>with milk

This is all just a meme...a meme life...avoid...

looks like sweet-bitter cement mix

Matcha is great. As long as you don't get shitty quality matcha.

Everything is a meme

Not a single quality post in this thread.

Why do vegans trigger Veeky Forums so much? if you want to eat animals you can do it but don't pretend that you are in the right for it

>do retarded shit
>get made fun of
>UGH YOU'RE S-SO TRIGGERED
classic vegan

If you put milk in tea, you're a piece of shit. Only thing any tea needs is a spoonful of honey. Like the bees intended.

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why is it retarded?

This. Any smoothie with spinach in it is going to look like shit unless you only use yellow fruits, but it's just the colour. Blueberries and spinach guarantees a shitty look, but it tastes just fine.

Because the best baked goods almost always require butter, eggs, or both.

Also, egg whites are great.

There is nothing wrong with eating animals.

So I wonder what will kill me first, a 30+ year history of eating eggs for breakfast every morning or my alcoholism.

>a smoothie bowl

>dumping a smoothie into a bowl and pretending it's not a beverage because you already have a beverage to drink

I tried it with coworkers for a month a couple different times for the challenge. Both times I was the only one to make it the whole month.

As a chef, I relied on my education, experience, and love of food to get me through, but at times it was difficult.

I could do it if, say, a doctor told me I had to. But I don't see the point in depriving myself of things that I love: meat, eggs, cheese, cream in my coffee. It's not a lifestyle for me.

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Looks somewhat like mortar. Would not eat

I've made similar smoothies. They taste great despite being cement grey.

kek

If I needed you could cut out meat.

But no dairy, no cheese? Nah fuck that.

>A 1992 study from Argentina says 1.5 eggs per week quintuples my chances of colon cancer.

I can't believe I hadn't heard this before!! Thanks, user! I will stop eating eggs now.

most vegans still eat cock

let me guess, the doctor was indian

Think of OP, and OPs like him as those guys standing out on a street asking strangers why they haven't accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior.

And just walk on by.

You're asking the ethnicity of his hypothetical doctor?

Because I love myself

>People who ate the most of something were less healthy, according to some Chinese guys

Hold on did you pour cement in a bowl and call it a smoothie bowl? Why not cementa-bowl?

>a group of people all concerned about their health
>a group of people who do not uniformly care about their health

My sides

would you rather eat that, or joe rogans egg sandwich?

Rogan's egg sandwich doesn't look bad to me at all.

>dude correlation = causation lmao