Food porn

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last but definitely not least

Franklin's is hipster shit tier BBQ. Lockhart,TX or fuck your mother.

>Flies everywhere

FFS

The only sight of a shitkin make me gag, so a shitskin making food? *puke*

All of these are click bait tier bullshit

Should have known with the "food porn" reddit title

Sage

What is going on here? I have never seen this before

franklins is great but the line makes it not worth it

Reminds me of one I saw making guac with dice and shit.

Raclette

>the line makes it not worth it
Damn you weren't kiddin. Is it like that every day or just weekends/holidays?

why hasn't raclette taken off in the usa? too refined a cheese for the american palate?

that's probably a weekend since there aren't many people with chairs so a bunch of those are probably tourists or first timers who don't know any better

personally I think it's one of the best but Tejas has so many great BBQ joints it's pretty stupid to go to Franklin's more than a couple times

Correct. Although I'm sure some americans do do it, in fairness

>Americans love cheese in a can
>But couldn't tell you what the fuck is going on when real cheese is presented before them
no wonder everyone hate you, you cancerous walking heart attack

I stayed at the super 8 right around the corner from there. It had rats.

>scrapes off the delicious crust too
that's a man who knows what he's doing.

I was very happy with Micklethwait's when I visited, it's within the same league as Franklin's and is only a few blocks down the road.

what a godamn waste of chocolate

Thats like a days worth of calories in cheese.

That has to be Chef John from Food Wishes...

Surely they collect it at the bottom of the grate and reuse it?

Criminally underrated

Yeah well not if you're a swiss goat herder in the mountains desu

hannibal is such a good show for the Veeky Forums in me but it triggers the fuck out of the /k/ in me

Will actually cocks a semi-auto to show hannibal he means business, like everyone on the good side thinks it's 1950 and they're still allowed to legally shoot fleeing felons

All I wanted to do was contribute but no, all the ones I wanted to post have already been done

Very rare for stores to carry it in any usable size. Hell I even work in a special foods/imports store and even we don't have that shit.

the trashcan is the best part

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Sure is reddit in here

These stop motion videos always remind me of those old stop motion animations on TV like Mat & Pat and that just gives me a warm fuzzy nostalgic feeling.

Is this going to be cooked ?
if not what is it made of ?

Kys redditor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viennetta

>blood sausage on the plate
Vomited

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its amazing how much funnier snl was even 5 years ago, considering how shitty it was 5 years ago compared to 5 years earlier, and so on.

I find the shit repulsive to begin with but thought I'd mention the bible says that you are not to eat blood and I lol at euros and their tickets to hell.
Of course moses was fucking insane and the crucifixion was supposed to repeal his laws, but I personally like to think god will have no mercy for the Brits because of how disgusting this dish is, cooked or not it's still straight blood.

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>pretty hair
>jewish nose

Just kill me now.

Those are bees.

The things that make honey.

I'm fairly certain that's the diction of a Serb, user.

>Hippy hair
>pretty

>arugula and blood sausage
You'd NEED a pound of melted salty cheese put on that garbage to make it palatable

No, they're obviously not.

Flies are attracted to honey too, especially if you're cutting it outdoors.

I wanna taste honey comb

Me too

You aren't missing much. Get some bottle candy, take out the liquid and replace it with honey. Chew it.

i will never get the appeal of this shit

Pretty sure this one won an Oscar.

How did the drips become squares

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Figures that a tripfag would suggest eating wax-bottles whole. And honeycomb is a lot easier to obtain locally; hell, you can even find it in supermarkets depending on where you live.

Real honeycomb is rich, and the beeswax is delicate and crumbly like pastry. You won't regret trying it.

Grant Achatz explains it in mind of a chef on nexflix.

It has something to do with the material that the table cloth is made of, they stumbled on it by accident.

For the record, I hate Grant and his stupid restaurant and wish he had died of tongue cancer - but it seems the universe has other plans.

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surface tension and cohesion

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>rich people paying extra money to not eat off of a plate
i love how dumb rich people will waste money on the stupidest shit.

Smoke and a pancake.

But seriously nice show and all but that's gotta cost more than the entire bottle for that.

OBSESSED

shit would be so raw.
unless they cooked it like 95% before firing

>T. I've never seen a bee before, it's a fly right?

Some of these are real nice. Others have macarons stuck all over them.

>The bible says

Is there a site like this where American IP's are barred?

>It's okay when Europe does it!
This is one of the fattest, most disgusting things I've ever seen.

>Pancake cake

Do you even know what you're posting? It's ice cream.

I understand why bears love this so much now.

I think 2ch but you have to be jap

That was actually really cute

>Reminds you of the one EVERYONE saw

Because it's made by the same person. What a surprise.

That's people isn't it?

is that Jack? that shitbrain needs to learn how to cook a fucking steak. or anything for that matter.

It's fun to spend money :^)

What the fuck was the point of that?

Yup, pretty much any insect is attracted to the honey, but flies in particular try to rob hives often. They're not usually successful though.

I didn't recognize what this was from the thumbnail and I thought I was about to see some real upsetting shit somehow.

God almighty.

For the life of me I'll never understand how Europeans aren't at least as fat as us Americans, god bless 'em.

I have never had it but I still know you're wrong because purity nazis for every kind of food are by definition fucktards who hate enjoying things.

Post a pic of yourself right now, master race.

As amazing as this video obviously is, DON'T PIT AN AVOCADO LIKE THAT NIGGA.

This was really beautiful, idk why y'all so mad.

It's fake ya dummy.

That meat is literally burnt and unhealthy af with all those cancerous carcinogen.

There's nothing that doesn't cause cancer according to somebody. If I get cancer and die slowly, I'll accept it as long as I have a steak nearby. People live too long now anyway. It's literally killing us as a species.

Yeah but I ain't touching burnt bbq, I'll tell you that much. I have standards.

It's probably more the drastic decrease in infant mortality rates, actually. We need a one-child policy for the entire planet until we get down to a population of like 100 million. Then all those people can all live like kings without wrecking the whole goddamn earth.

Wow enjoy only eating good food whose supple flesh has not been molested by the open flame. I'll just be over here like a no-account pleb eating a paltry smoked brisket.

the 'chips' always get me

I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk out, not pay the bill and no tip.