Just bought 4 of these to prepare dinner

I eagerly await the results.

youtu.be/J0zySGE82HY
Good luck

Rest in piss

Don't forget to give those a nice sea salt sear.

Unfortunately red wine and shallots are off the table, but we have the makings of some decent hoisin beef

bruh I'd make beef and noodles outta that
feed a small mexican family for 3 days and 2 nights

is it really worth sacrificing your life just to make a mildly amusing thread on Veeky Forums?

Wait , how much did you spend on these?

Literally aborted fetuses

Hey good idea. We will.

in response to the 'you're going to die' implication: yeah probably

In America, these steaks are sold in dollar stores, so OP spent around $4 on those.

yes

mothers aren't going to regret their decisions like we are

Post faster OP

from here they almost look like they were intended to be eaten

whats everyone listening to tonight

criminy that was quick

i tried to find good lighting. doesnt exist. not for these pieces of gore.

Don't forget to let it rest and cut against the grain
Kek

forgot the pic

This fucken thread. Never change Veeky Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=wDQFOX99WbY

You're a brave man OP

you suck at searing

thx bro

we aint done yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks

Napoleon dynamite tier

Those looks disgusting

This should only ever be used for emergency tacos

>we aint done yet
They already look quite terrifying and I am quite concerned about what is going happen next.

youtu.be/85AB1p6wpaY

(still not done, we've got plans)

>smells like seafood
>maybe my pan isn't clean
lol'd hard

frozen veggies from dollar store

>freezer burn
>imminent death confirmed

tried a tiny piece. I can taste the regret.

garlic, onion, hoisin, a little sesame oil

gonna try dipping them in here and then frying them for a bit

try and describe the taste for those of us who don't have the luxury of living in a country where we can buy this epitomising first world cuisine

saltier than god's cum

Still don't get the joke?

no joke theyre actually a little better now

not edible for anyone with standards higher than your dog's but yeah better than tasting like butthole is still better

let's see if we can't do one more thing to make this at least KIND of appetizing.

sorry, I mean to tell YOU that they were saltier than your dad's ballsack after our vacation to Panama

Did you at least dip it in ketchup?

what's to get

I just want to know how user would have described the taste and now I know

put a single slice of american cheese on one of them

why? why not.

Why would he ruin a garbage tier steak with a shit condiment like that

what are these, fries?

it almost looks like a face aw

well gents time to #die

Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

Not bad, hope the parasites are worth it

Chinese restaurants do this.. mind blown.

So here's the rundown:
Salty, but it's our fault really
Grade Z beef
the potstickers we made on the side (also dollar store) were pretty good
un-fucking-eatable frozen veggies

still TECHNICALLY better than the worst chinese place i ever went to.

i'm actually kind of tempted to try it again, see if we can't do better.

what and waste $4 of perfectly good trash-muscle

why is the camera pointed at her face for a cooking vi- oh yeah, it's a woman

It's literally her just talking in the beginning, nothing is being cooked, and she happens to be really eloquent and well-spoken. Stop sperging out over a non issue.

I'm as much of a "woman hating autist" as the next guy but you're a moron.

Mah niggas. I fall under the woman hating autist umbrella but came here to speak up.

did you watch the video? find me another cooking video where it cuts between the food and a chest and up view of the person's face talking. no one else would frame a camera like they're doing a makeup tutorial for a cooking show

>white-knighting to other anonymous people

S A D

Lel

Maybe I just want my own shitting on a particular class to mean something? The reason why any criticism of women or a woman is immediately associated with "le woman hating autist" is because some of you spergs actually ARE women hating autists that look for stuff to point out. The boy who cried cunt one too many times.

Shut up loser

Please kick me in the balls

>unironically using "whiteknight"
Faggot you can continue to hate women all you want, but there are far worse and substantial things to warrant your hate for them. This is so inoffensive and a terrible example.

Those actually don't look half bad. If only you used a proper pan and seared them correctly.

>Thinks the dollar store Grade Z beef looks not "half bad"
>Giving advice on how to cook them

Your opinion is worthless.

>unironically using a carcinogen Teflan pan