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vegetarians still eat fish/seafood you dumb cunt
vegans dont eat shit but grass tho

>vegetarians still eat fish/seafood you dumb cunt
No, that would make them pescetarian.
Vegetarians don't eat meat, but they will eat animal products such as eggs, milk, cheese, jello, etc.

Vegetarians dont eat animals
Vegans dont eat animals + animal products
dumbo

if you all think about it, everything that gets eaten was alive at some point . that's why I don't understand vegans/ vegetarians.

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plants cant suffer

You're retarded

kingassripper for ya

Yeah they can, I transplanted 50 tomato sprouts today and they were fucking pissed.
Looks like they all survived though.

>being retarded
All that meat is going to your brain, faggots.

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super autist detected.

Where do I buy cute little 1oz baby steaks like that?

Dollar Tree....?

I don't know a lot about this but that fish is dead as fuck right? This is just leftover electrical impulses in the muscles or something like that, right? Can someone explain a little more in depth?

So on a good day you would skip out on the bill but give a tip?

im ded

you have to go straight to the breeders
usually they consider selling baby steaks to be wasteful, but if know the breeder, you can usually slip them a few medallions extra and make it happen

imagine the dump she took?

i'd love to be hiding in the shower while she was dropping that huge log

Japanese detected. Arm the nuke, Johnson.

I hold onto a few and ask to have some made on /wsg/ on occasion

Here are a couple

yes

Doh

>Surly dutchess of the comal

Doh o.0

She will likely make the finest of wives and an unbelievable mother

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That guy is cute. Sauce?

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I have 365 webms and nearly 600 gifs

Ill share another couple

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Feed me

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O.0

this really doesn't benefit from being a gif

Here we go again

user what are you doing...

^^

Tahts it for now

my 5 year old nephew would be a huge hit at this place

Some folks never grow up its a western thing its weird. Folks in their 60s still living at home w/ parent's
Happening in this western culture and its overlooked by nearly all

Yeah your nephew might just be able to make a living out of something like this

>muh CNS bias
Your privilege is showing.
Literally. Meat played a key role in human brain development.

How the fuck do you eat shit like this

I smiled when he put that tiny hat on the cake.

>how the fuck do you eat shit like this

Ezpz.
Berry carefully.

No. Sadly, the detached head can still receive pain impulses via the aether.

>batoning

>newtonian detected

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take your index finger and just swirl it around on the table.

MMMmmMM finger licking good!

but seriously, thats what i would do if i went to a place like this.

The "electrical impulses" are the result of self-propagating ion transfer along neurons, which otherwise maintain a constant electrical potential difference across their membranes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_potential
When you add salt you change the potential difference in a region and artificially create these signals, which lead to muscle contractions absent any actual brain activity. Compare how potassium deficiency can cause seizures and so on.

>i'm a vegetarian because the lifeless body of a recently killed fish spasms around in a way that can look disturbing if you naively ascribe it consciousness without understanding the first thing about what's actually going on
>I understand the world by anthropomorphizing absolutely everything because that's totally a useful heuristic
I bet you're the type to yell at and hit your computer when the internet stops working

That's some fresh food. I wonder what kind of systems still operate in veg when they're killed.

picky eaters damn stop that drama show jesus fuck

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M&S have some pretty top notch produce really.
Maybe a bit overpriced

>here's your cancer in a glass, sir

Where is the food?

That is the food, you eat with your eyes for that kind of dish.

bon appetite

that much waste on the potato wtf

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Why does this retard even bother?

Howtobasic is the most unfunny crap imaginable. It's like watching Adam Sandler star in Seinfeld while ISIS blowtorches your balls off.

how did this shit even get popular? its not funny at all

Kay is what happens when the inept are not harshly enough discouraged

I have questions.....

normies have a shit sense of humor, what else is new

XD so random! Haha! the chicken is in the bathroom! haha that's not how you cook a chicken at all hahaha!

how is she not dead, this chick eats like 100 of everything.

i bet this guy makes the most amazing autistic noises while he does this and then edits them out
Does anyone else think this

You people are deluded about autists and their cooking habits.
I can outdo anything you can cook with little to no effort and I do so as often as I can afford it.
You guys are the ones googling how to cook steak and referring to your Betty crocker cookbooks every step.

did they teach you all that at in the special ed classes?

you go buddy, get 'r done your own spergy way

>literally watching videos about how to cook
>attacks an entire group with a birth given social disorder
>autists can't cook and make funny noises when they do
>continues watching videos about how to cook

F U C K I N G W A N K E R Y

You're an absolute faggot, op. There's nothing interesting about smearing a retarded ugly design directly on a table.

I guess you're not one of those smart autists, huh?

oh well at least you can cook ;)

>thinking animals experience pain is "anthropomorphizing" them

Even though that fish probably wasn't even alive and was just twitching out leftover nerve impulses, you should still kill yourself.

>I bet you're the type to yell at and hit your computer when the internet stops working

There are people that don't do this?

I hope he caught salmonella after making that stupid video

she has some disease that prevents her from entirely digesting the food she eats, all of that immediately ran through her

poor girl....

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>How does she get out?

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i'm really not a fan of this burnt meat/spice