Milk Thread

Got Milk?

Powdered.

Mommy still lets me get it straight from the tit sometimes if I'm a good boy

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>drink ~1 gallon a day
Why aren't I dead yet

I live on a farm. We always got milk, straight from the source.

for me, it is chocolate milk

Yep.

you are
this is purgatory

Who the fuck drinks that much, anyway?

Nice, you should get the califia brand. Drinking actual milk outside the age of 12 is retarded.

>Drinking actual milk outside the age of 12 is retarded.

Much better to drink a bunch of additive-laden plantwater, right?

Meh they have additives but they're mostly vitamins, the only one that was bad was carageenan, and they've now gotten rid of it. I also don't drink it every day.

Their website lists carageenan as an ingredient still. Not to mention other preservatives and texturing agents.

onion milk

i fucking hate californians

>additive-laden plantwater
Yeah man, those evil additives will getcha

>Got Milk?
Didn't you get the memo? Milk is racist now.

Not from California

yeah that's not vegan
no go for me sorry

enjoy your pus, op

Enjoy your infested, bacterially-processed plant product
>tfw you can make anything sound gross by describing it in sufficiently reductionist terms
>tfw this is an argument for veganism

Humans areny meant too drink milk it is vary bad for you thats why people like me have evolved past being able too digest it

>tfw recently became lactose intolerant
THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'M WHITE

I fucking love milk.

>drink a liter of milk every other day
is this a problem? I was always under the impression milk was good for you. Is it just lactose intolerant people being jealous?

that and sodababbies addicted to their corn syrup

dubs confirm

Ive never understood how some people can practically live off soda or even fruit juice.

>my european face when american milk is disgusting and would be illegal to sell in my country

>drinking milk makes you more likely to get stabbed
What's the reason behind the hip fractures tho? Can I make hip gains so great my hips fall apart from milk?

Sorry to to say this, user, but I think you have Asian genes in you.

why would you do this to me

What's the tastiest milk of all time? I want to get back into milk drinking but I don't want to waste my time on entry level milk types.

kys

no percentage lower than whole milk otherwise i reee

No this is snek

Goat milk for the win.

Maaaaaaaugh

Not this shit again. I already know that everything can kill me so I don't really care.

Had milk.
Drank milk.

milk + aspartame + vanilla extract = heaven.

Aspartame?

>Drink 7 glasses of milk and you die instantly
rad

>Post made up milk "facts" in milk thread
>gautanteed replies