SWEDISH FISH??

........ FUCK!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!

depression

The blood of raped and murdered swedish people

Sven's tears.

BBC

red sour patch kid, minus the sour powder

The media outlet?

The blood of virgin Swedes freshly brewed by Arabs and Somalians youth gangs.

The kind that steals your TV and your shoes on the way out.

Definetely red.

Swedish fish flavor

Seriously they just mix a bunch of shit together, there is no dominant flavor to describe it with

artificial cherry with a whiff of cinnamon

thx op

>RED swedish fish

You're implying there are other flavors, and like the Matrix sequels, there aren't.

Lipstick and rubber eraser

white guilt

I really hate how those things stick to your teeth. The taste just doesn't justify that.

there are different colors which have different flavors

LIKE THE MATRIX SEQUELS, THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST

Somalian jizz and HRT pills

Berry + Lemon apparently. This gum actually tastes exactly like the candy.

At airport before boarding

>pick up some sweets for the ride

>have memory of Swedish fish being sour and have craving for tartness so buy some

>some time after take off open them up and realize I fucked up

>cry the silent tears of a broken fat man

The superior herring

reminds me

>about 2 years ago
>wake up in the middle of the night, decide to get a cup of tea
>start walking to kitchen, go to pass through living room
>i shit you not a little niglet is mid unplugging my television and wearing my fucking winter jacket
>look at him, he looks at me
>tell him to just put the tv down and come sit in the kitchen with me
>he suprisingly agrees
>begin questioning him as to why he's doing this, said if he tells me i'll let him go
>tells me his father makes him do it, usually when he gets drunk
>chat with kid some more
>tells me where he's from, whole sob story
>eventually let him off the hook, give him 20 dollars and show him out
>soon as he's gone, call the police and tell them all of this

last i heard the parents lost custody kek

You fucking trash... You subhuman... That kid literally needed the TV more than you did and you called the cops on him after giving him a false sense of security? What the fuck is wrong with you Yanks? Surprised you didn't shoot him on the spot.

He should have.

Are you retarded? His parents were extremely abusive, he did him a favor.

>just give criminals what they want, they probably need it more than you
>don't tell the police that a kids abusive parents force him to steal shit, that could hurt his feefees ;(

What a stupid woman. Please leave.

>don't tell police
>kid steals again because of abusive parents, gets caught and gets in shit
>tell police
>parents lose custody and kid gets taken away by cps

really makes me think...

ya don know it, mon? green is for da beauty, yellow is for da goald, red is for da spilled rastah blood, seen?

It's red Sour Patch Kids flavor.

I will never understand why someone would voluntarily eat sour sweets.

>tfw no tv license