Prove this wrong

prove this wrong

Last one should be black coffee.

Last one should be daddys morning wood

no

Last one should be semen.

>subjective bullshit
>proof

??

coffee, black, with a cigarette, marlboro, black
the perfect breakfast

a slice of toast, plain, is recommended if you are going without lunch

last one should be a brain

Brains are super high in cholesterol user.

I like to have bulletproof coffee with coconut and and pinch of Pink Himalayan Salt.

Cholesterol in the morning is great

not yours

I hate this meme.

Fuck you in the face.

Bacon, 2 eggs, hashed potatoes, cuppa milk, cuppa joe, and maybe sausage gravy on biscuits if fat/american

but you have that all the time user

Wow great post. I dont think anyone knew that this was subjective

You fucked up the order of this meme, the it's supposed to get continuously more absurd the further down you go.

Your wish is my command, user.

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>drinking second hand semen from a plastic container
>not drinking it warm right from the source
stay pleb

Last one should be a fifth of whiskey and a fish fillet with an optional cigarette.