Favorite cake?

there's no such thing as red velvet.

the best cake is ice cream cake.

Don't be a filthy muggle you ice cream loving fopdoodle

I've been on a massive shoo fly pie kick lately

It's basically cake in a pie shell

no, it's candy. i suppose you like turduckens too.

deny it. ice cream cake is the best and there's no such thing as red velvet cake.

black forest cake for me

bitch what

friendship cake

had it once and loved it, don't know where to buy it

Of course I'll deny that ice cream cake is the best, it is inferior. Because in the wizarding world, house elves don't have rights and red velvet cake rocks your world.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=glXgSSOKlls

don't talk to me about gay ass wizards n shit. red velvet cake doesn't even exist. there's no such fucking thing. let me put some cheesecake on your chocolate cake. fucking bleed in it. that's red velvet. it's like the velveteen rabbit, there's no such thing.

none of these other fucking cakes have ice cream, none of these other fucking cakes have crunchies. can't be beat.

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Sfoglio delle Madonie, a cake typical of sicilian mountains.
The dough is similar to a somewhat soft shortcrust pastry.
The filling, however, is special. It's prime ingredient is extremely fresh Tuma cheese, which is the first, barely salted form that will lead to pecorino cheese, reduced to a pulp with sugar, eggwhites (leftover from the dough), and generously flavoured with cinnamon and high quality chocolate.

A similar concept, but something that you can actually try/make, is Pastiera from Naples.
It calls for a weird ingredient, "orange flower water". It's not a meme, the flavour form this essence is incredible.

On a more modern take, I love setteveli, a complex cake composed of seven different layers of chocolate. It's hard to balance properly, but when it's properly made it's top notch modern cuisine.

It exists because I BELIEVE in it. I reject your null hypothesis. Ice cream cake isn't even cake you three nippled triwizard piss cup

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Also, you guys have good taste:

it's in the fucking name, what are you talking about ? ice cream cake. cake. see that? why would they all it ice cream CAKE if it wasn't cake? geesh. gimme a break.

red velvet? it's just food coloring, there's no difference! it's a ghost, a ghost cake, it's no thing, it's a hoax, it's like big foot. you couldn't tell the difference with a blind fold.

Its like porn in a cake

Ice cream cake is literally just a brick of ice cream with cold frosting and ground up candy bars. Red velvet cake is the only real cake. Accept it and stop being a cake atheist clockwise vagina

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS THAT LOOKS GOOD THO

German chocolate.

This is better with a simple icing than the powdered sugar they recommend.
food.com/recipe/german-apple-walnut-bundt-cake-423478

HOW GET

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pistachio cake

There's a group of little old church ladies that makes cakes every christmas, my grandmother always buys the 20 layer chocolate cake they make and it's inimitable.

The group is slowly dying out though and it makes me so sad that I'll never be able to make it the same way they do.

Nothing beats carrot cake.

My man

Victoria Jam Cake

Pan

Frankfurter Kranz and Donauwelle are better

For me it's the Hummingbird Cake.

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Ice cream cake contains cake you idiot

I like meat cake, is good.

Prove it, dingus

>italian cakes and pastries

no, you guys suck at this shit, everything is too sweet. and orange blossom water is horrible, the oils from orange rinds are way better. i like the combo of ricotta and candied fruits tho

Wwww...wwhat is that beauty called?

One of the best cakes I have had is from a local bakery, pic related.
Banana cake, dulce de leche, cinnamon cream cheese & malted milk crumbs.

red velvet isn't a thing

Why should I believe a stranger on the Internet

Wow I fucking despise cake and sweets but I think you've convinced me I may be wrong.

The best cake in existence

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Tres Leches, minus the pineapples. Fucking beaners.

It's called kladdkaka, a swedish mud cake.

Hahaha, well messcake or daubcake is a better translation

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why
WHY

That's a fine hurgin you got there. Not as sloppy as it normally is.

>hurgin? wtf?
>google..

what are you guys trying to pull off here?

Ah yes, the humble hurgin. One of England's finest dishes.

Raspberry swirl cheesecake, even though from a purely technical perspective cheesecake is actually a pie.

These look amazing. Big fan of Black Forest and carrot cake.

And of course, coconut cake. Godly Good Eats episode for a high quality project coconut cake.

youtube.com/watch?v=X4_DTw9XJ-k

>so many posts before the inevitable hurgin

I'm very proud of you all. The shitposting hasnt won yet.

Japan you used to have good taste, the heck is this mess.

>weird ingredient, "orange flower water"
it's considered weird? Pretty common in all books I have.

Orange blossom extract is weird to you?

Took this fucking long for somebody to post the right answer. Right on my dudes.

Cake thread? Cake thread.

>Sfoglio delle Madonie,
I hate that.

Fuck coconut
Fuck nuts.

The cake part is okay, but it's sandwiched between all that goddamn coconut.

Mind you, I like coconut cake. Coconut cake is fine but fucking shit clashes too much with chocolate.

O fug that looks good.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

I'd kill for sum of dat or a good sopapilla

peapickin of course

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perfect cake for a warm day in spring