What do you think of this burger, Veeky Forums?

What do you think of this burger, Veeky Forums?

The lettuce and tomato look a bit suspect (tomato might be on the old side, or was cut with a dull blade) but the rest of it looks fine, if a bit dry.

6.5/10, would eat if hungry.

Connecticut's a flyover shithole.

Are you trying to piss everyone off?

>cut with a dull blade

Because it's working.
I'm mad now fuck you.

You should really book time to optician and to nearest anger management course.

OP, looks pretty good, switch the jalapenos to pickles it would disappear from my plate in instant.

It's just a random image I found in google. I can't really change anything.

>tomatoes cut with a dull blade
>they're still tomatoes

Yeah you did it this time defending the tripfag you fucker.

No. Are you completely overreacting? Yes.

I hate burgers where the toppings are stacked so high. Half way through and it's falling apart.

>Cutting tomatoes with dull knife

You really hate yourself that much?

Non issue.
I have no dull knife.

Good. Slicing your wrists with it should be nice and painless.

Fairfield County is for patricians, peasant.

>USA
>patrician
Nope.
Go snort some more HFCS, sharty.

That money in your pocket. That's mine. I'm just letting you borrow it.

I eat it for a dollar.

Too much toppings, not enough burg.

Other than that it looks fine.

>Tomato slice almost as thick as the fucking patty
Into the trash it goes

tripfags are cancer

do yourself a favor: don't respond to them

Looks really tasty.
But my OCD would demand that I take it apart and straighten out that wad of bacon(and probably the rest of the toppings too) so that I would get some in every bite instead of not having any on the edges and then having a big mouthful in the center that crumbles to bits and falls out everywhere/smashes my cheese around/rips a hole in my tomato.

...

agree with the tripfag, salad looks rotten and tomato sad af. meat doesnt look very juicy, bread badly buttered, lacks sauce. 4/10 would be sad if i payed money for it

The thick tomato slice is what I like about it, not the paper thin, laser sliced fast food crap.

I think I could eat it. If i was starwing

Other than the baby-shit mustard and presumably American cheese that looks edible. Not sure about quality of meat.

6/10 presentation. Would order a second if that patty doesn't taste as suspect as it looks.

i think you spent $15 on a meme.

You eat when you're not hungry?

Fat ass

Get rid of the bacon, it doesn't belong on a burger.

You are correct sir.

You guys gonna start a little cult now? A little clique? Got some kind of agenda?

>baby-shit mustard

Yellow mustard is perfectly acceptable on a burger.

I should have specified: would eat if especially hungry.

take the salad and bacon off and it will be perfect

looks a bit dry and i am not a bacon person.

Looks like a 6 dollar burger, would buy.

Get some fucking sunshine you shut in. Your skin is so pale I thought you were wearing a surgical glove.

I wish my alcoholic lifestyle was half as romantic as this movie.

what the hell is under the patty
is that ginger

burger composition from top down looks like
bun
mustard
pickle
lettuce
tomato
bacon
american cheese
5 oz beef patty
sauteed onion
(possible 1000 island)
bun

pic not related my work

>they still eat pleburgers
>not based po'tricianboys

Looks like shit.
C-, barely passing only because the bacon looks crispy and crunchy and the texture is nice in a burger.
Other than that, stop using 2 week old vegetables you found in the back of the fridge and you forgot to eat, and get actual good buns.

>Eating a tomato out of season

Enjoy your insipid soggy cardboard, plebe. 0/10.