Whats the largest meal you snuck into a movie theater?

Whats the largest meal you snuck into a movie theater?

my gf

A Subway footlong, meatball on italian herb and cheese.
It was stuffed down the back of my pants and stunk to high hell, was super obvious what I was doing.

I smuggled in crabs legs with hot butter

It was my birthday and a friend forced me to watched a movie with her, I just wanted to eat spaghetti so I brought it into the theater in a ziplock bag.

During the winter when everyone has really bulky coats on with lots of pockets, we snuck in burgers, rolls, mustard/ketchup, and a george foreman grill. There weren't any plugs in the theater so we had to cook it in the bathroom.

his teeth look sharp and scary

>Friend works at movie theater, sucked at being ticket clerk so he's basically a glorified janitor.
>Gets discount tickets though, so we go there pretty often.
>Transformers is coming out same weekend as his Birthday, we all talk to owner of theater (Keep in mind, place is small as fuck, only 4 screens) into letting us rent out theater to friends for release party and Anons birthday! He likes the idea, because attendance is down lately.
>Sells us 80 tickets at $2/piece for Midnight birthday party, day of release, as long as everyone gets concessions he makes his money back
>Brilliant Idea, Get 20 HotNReadys and sneak them in backdoor. He's still making money on Sodas and Candy right?
>Friend invites Cool Kid group, 20 total, tells them it's going to be huge party, he's a lying faggot though
>"Pizza, Beer, and Transformers! You guys have to come!"
>They agree, and show up right after previews, no one but us 5 dorks there. We're psyched we get to hang out with the cool kids though!
Fucking wrong.
>Alpha Chad starts complaining loudly about movie, saying theater sucks, and throws slice of pizza at screen, his slut girlfriend laughs
>Everyone starts throwing food, no one bought drinks or candy though, just the pizza user bought.
>Jeering, laughter, people kicking seats as hard as possible, break a couple chairs
>Whole fucking pizza hurled at screen
>Owner comes in to see commotion, nearly dies right there. user in tears, loses his job on spot, chadlings run before cops called.
>Theater closes down 2 months later.

$5 taco bell case with the drink in a trenchcoat. Surprisingly well conceilled, I put my hands in my pockets to make it look less like they were over stuffed with things. The drink didn't spill but the risk wasn't worth it.

>on tour
>decide to go see The Dark Knight midnight showing during night off
>bring some roadies too
>send roadie to get us some all pints to accompany our sodas
>fucking roadie comes back with fifths
>already late and no smaller bottles lying around
>mfw two roadies are walking like they dumped ass through theater lobby because they each have a fifth of rum stuffed down their pants