Welcome to the Veeky Forums challenge: Monthly edition!

>no cayenne option

welp, i'm out

One should think cayanne faaaaalls in the 'chiiilli' category Chef.

Veeky Forums Challange 3/2017 results.

Place=Dish - Name
- P(resentation):-O(riginality):-A(ppeal):-C(hallange Goals):=T(otal)

1st=Steamed egg - asdf
- P:4/5-O:3.56/5-A:3.39/5-C:4.67/5---T:15.61/20
2nd=Egg yolk ravioli with tomato sauce and zested parmesan and salt cured egg yolk. - Toothpick !ar04b2AUa2
- P:3.22/5-O:3.67/5-A:3.56/5-C:4.22/5---T:14.67/20
3rd=Egg Hash Cup with Bacon, Goat Cheese, Spinach and Red Bell. -Nack
- P:3.33/5-O:3.67/5-A:3.22/5-C:4.11/5---T:14.33/20
4th=Puff pastry round with strips of a sous vide rib eye steak, on top of that is a poached egg covered in béarnaise sauce - byz !qmwDv.Rl4Q
- P:3.44/5-O:3.39/5-A:3.78/5-C:3.33/5---T:13.94/20
5th=Fettuccine carbonara with homemade noodles. - eyepatch
- P:3.22/5-O:2.78/5-A:3.67/5-C:4.11/5---T:13.78/20
6th=Flyover devilled eggs - flyover user
- P:3.11/5-O:2.22/5-A:3.56/5-C:4.56/5---T:13.44/207th=Rice and Chinese bbq tri-tip steak (char siu) -Racer X
- P:2.83/5-O:2.78/5-A:4.22/5-C:3.56/5---T:13.39/20

(OP)
Veeky Forums Challange 3/2017 results.

Place=Dish - Name
- P(resentation):-O(riginality):-A(ppeal):-C(hallange Goals):=T(otal)

8th=Omurice! Chicken fried rice with demi-glace sauce and butter topped with a soft omelette and more demi-glace poured on top. - Dice
- P:3.28/5-O:2.61/5-A:2.89/5-C:4/5---T:12.78/20
9th=Green Curry Omelet, with shrimp, tomato, cucumber, & cilantro, served with nam pla prik. - spice jar
- P:2.39/5-O:3.33/5-A:2.67/5-C:4.11/5---T:12.5/20
10th=Eggs 3 ways: Leek flavored aspic with caviar and suspended poached yolk (yolk broke during presentation); steamed whites, mushroom, caviar, sour cream and dill. - Fleek
- P:2.06/5-O:4.11/5-A:1.78/5-C:4.22/5---T:12.17/20
11th=Elite breakfast of 5 eggs scrambled, 3 frozen hashbrowns, 1 Thomas Bagel Thin (buttered) - Ya Dingus
- P:2.33/5-O:1.11/5-A:2.56/5-C:3.44/5---T:9.44/20
12th=Upside down bread pudding with poppy seeds and toffee apple. - Webmfag
- P:1.89/5-O:2.56/5-A:2.33/5-C:2.44/5---T:9.11/20
13th=Sauteed cabbage and onion with tomatoes and pinto beans scrambled together with an egg. garnished with a bratwurst and homemade hot sauce - White Castle
- P:1.22/5-O:2/5-A:1.83/5-C:3.22/5---T:8.72/20
14th=Chicken quesadilla, containing pepperjack cheese, chicken, bell peppers, and shiitake mushrooms. - Hello Kitty
- P:1/5-O:1.89/5-A:1.18/5-C:0.83/5---T:5.39/20

5 Spice? Fair enough.

Mnice, rolling

If I reroll do I have to keep my reroll?
Garlic is kind of boring but I don't want to reroll into, say, ginger and be stuck with it

rolling

roll for worst spice

Rollin

agh

Rolling for vanilla or cinnamon... come on...

link to old threads? i want to read each review

rolling for spice

Vote thread

By the way, follow up on the steamed egg as I made it the other weekend without a steamer.

I placed the bowls of steamed egg with cling film on top in a pot with an inch or two of water, and put the pot lid on. It took forever to set the eggs for some reason but they did eventually set but after a half hour or so rather than less than ten minutes. Could have just been a coincidence. I was also cooking with a very frustrating electric stove and it was difficult to get the heat right so I may have simply used too low a heat which is why it took so long.

Just throwing this out there, but shouldn't people be rolling with a trip/identifier, or at the very least their name?

Agreed
My roll. Ginger it is.

Spice jar rolling for anything other than vanilla or cinnamon.

>no 7 spice option ;_;

>garlic

"Literally" vanilla.

Imma reroll, and if I don't like what I get, I'll choose what I got in the last thread.

>Imma reroll

Who cares? Nobody even knows who you are. You'll just keep doing that until you get what you want.

Stop spamming the board with new threads you autistic redditors.

That would be keeping in the spirit of sportsmanship, yes. I'm sure you'll figure out something cool

Electric stoves are the hand of the devil

I just read this in Satan from family guys voice xD

Yeah that would be better for preventing cheating. They would be cheating on a prizeless cooking challenge on an oriental digital art sharing forum however and I want to believe in the spirit of sportsmanship

>Borneo !!K2UbCid3PAf

This is reddit.

Sage

Ummmm how is this "Reddit" exactly? And furthermore what is wrong with using Reddit?
Just because we use names, have a community with a up/down voting system, tell awesome puns and are friendly doesn't make us Redditors.

On a side note I actually started using Reddit before Veeky Forums was a thing; I still use r/cooking to this day but I don't see it as an insult. Reddit is an informative, intelligent hive of gifted individuals so if you want to call me a Redditor then fine. I'll take it as a compliment ;)

...

>being so naive and admitting you're a homo redditor

Christ, you redditors really are self-absorbed little cunts.

You just fell for an obvious troll, numbnuts. Get over your reddit obsession or get out.

>I trol u XD

Right...

Looks like someone doesn't know how tripcodes work. How new are you?

I never said anything about tripcodes, champ. I'm simply pointing out this is a reddit thread. I don't care who posts.

So you

I'm not trololololing I'm just using this name as a mantle to prove my point.

I'm interested too, now. How is this "reddit"? What does that even mean? Is there some kind of reddit essence that infects people who click reddit links? I understand sort of where you're coming from, the whole upvote system is just begging for attention whoring, but it's not all that different from (You)s here. Define "reddit" for me. What makes something "reddit"?

Anyone with reddit cookies in their browser history should be perma-banned.

Reddit is for faggots, but they're nothing compared to these faglords.
Take a counter-sage and choke on it.

t. Average Redditor
Every single mouthbreather that circle jerks in these """""contest""""" threads are faggots that would be more at home on r/cooking than Veeky Forums, You cancerous tripfags are in denial.

What is it that you hate about the contest?
Hard mode: without using the word "reddit".

But what makes this reddit? What does that mean? You didn't answer my question. I generally stay away from reddit because I personally find the whole concept of it distasteful, but it feels wrong to treat it like a big homogenous blob just because you don't like it. It's like how Veeky Forums has a bunch of different boards; some of them are nothing like each other. People on Veeky Forums generally get mad when you try to reduce it to a single character archetype like people do with reddit. You'll find a similar thing on a bunch of sites, including Veeky Forums: the big parts suck, go for the low traffic areas.

See, I don't understand this. What makes it bad? You say that the contest thread is "reddit", therefore it's bad. However you can't seem to articulate WHY being "reddit" makes it bad.

Let us see what I get.

Everyone involved in it, how it is extremely poorly structured, the way you underage faggots talk, the nasty shit you "cook" and try to pass off as food, the attention whoring tripcodes/namefagging, the excessive number of threads that get made when not one has reached bump limit. What's not to hate?

Rolling for Rosemary, cos I can't fucking get rid of the stuff.

No one cares fag.

Also rolling/GET threads are against the rules outside of /b/

>The theme of April is..... Roll a Spice!
This is in direct violation of Global Rule 3:
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>post number GETs

Call the cops

Kill yourself you dog-faced gook slut

You still have a thread that hasn't even reached 200 posts. Can you fuck off already?

>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>racism
Good job retard, get fucked.

>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>Average Faggot
>flames,Trolls
Good job, kill yourself too you flaming faggot.

>it's okay if I break the rules xD
That's not how this works sweetie.

> how it is extremely poorly structured
How so?

> the way you underage faggots talk
You have no way of knowing if they're underage.

>the nasty shit you "cook" and try to pass off as food
This is mostly subjective, but I might understand where you're coming from better if you gave a few examples.

> the attention whoring tripcodes/namefagging
Is name/tripfagging inherently attention whoring? I don't think so, especially in this case. I really hate it when people use them as usernames, but the original intent was something else. Tripcodes are supposed to be used as per-thread identification where it's relevant. They're intended to be discarded after they're no longer needed. In the case of a contest like this, they're really the only way to ensure that different submissions can be told apart, so people can actually take credit for winning the contest. Without the names, I feel it defeats the whole point of having a contest.

Names on this site are an optional tool, and used right they're fine. Problem is, it seems very few people understand how to use them right.

>the excessive number of threads that get made when not one has reached bump limit
Now this I can agree with. Borneo, why to you do this?

>>the excessive number of threads that get made when not one has reached bump limit
>Now this I can agree with. Borneo, why to you do this?
I think I can chime in on this point.
Different threads for different purposes. The previous thread was still for voting, but the voting is over. This thread is preparing for this month's challenge.

Don't make a new thread until one is finished, this should be treated like a general instead of you autistic faggots making a new thread for every single thing. NO ONE cares except a half dozen tripfags. If you can't even manage to get ONE fucking thread to bump limit stop pretending like this is a "/ck" contest, it's just a circlejerk/chatroom for autists.

What's ironic is that the people that scream redditor probably post Veeky Forums memes on facebook.

>150 threads
>2 threads make you sad
So, which shit thread did you start?

The only reason there are two threads is because of /cock/ and all the threads yesterday 404ing right away. /cock/ always confuses faggots.

>2 threads
>not dozens that fall off the board constantly
Not this one or the other 100 that you fags feel the need to repost.

The reason there are two threads is because an attention seeking chink couldn't wait to post another one even though the "voting thread" ended after 150 replies.

rolling for a god-tier breakfast spice.

>avgfag
numbaz pls.

Fair enough.
Good luck with your next entry.

>cooking contest
>judges can't taste the food
You have to be a special kind of retard to participate in this shit.

>implying that by seeing how a dish is made you can't deduce its quality
This is why I skip the "judging" portion of any cooking show I watch. It easy to tell by the process, if you've used the ingredients before, whether or not the dish is good

ROLLAN

>Now this I can agree with. Borneo, why to you do this?
There are two different threads for two different purposes. Read the OP posts.

Thanx m8 & thank you for taking the time to crunch the rate to #M/CK/G without collecting a dime.

You don't need 2 if you can't even finish 1. Your toothbrush and your vibrator serve two different purposes too but you don't use them at the same time in the same hole you dumb cunt.

And yet here you are spewing shit out of your mouth when you should just use your ass.

Different purposes need different threads.

REDDIT

I'm not talking, I'm typing you retarded faggot.
If you can't finish 1 thread, at all, you shouldn't be making more than 1, ever. I don't know how much more simply this can be put.

Put your trip back on, sweetie. I'm sure you love the attention.

>sweetie

I love her....

>On a side note I actually started using Reddit before Veeky Forums was a thing;
Is this bait? Are all tripfags this fucking stupid?
>Reddit founded 2005
>Veeky Forums founded 2003
I just got memed on didn't I

babby cant understand metaphors?
Did your carbonara shitpost thread get bumped off the board by this one?

There's no point in "finishing" a thread that accomplished it's purpose. Hence why there's a new one.

Go back to your containment thread and stay there you fucking mongoloid.

Rolling

There's no point in making any thread if you're going to have a handful of people involved okay sweetie?

Speaking of that you need to stay in your containment thread (this one) before you get your reddit shitposts all over the place.

Kill yourself, babycakes.

>wah wah wah muh reddit!

Triggered autism.

I'm sorry you're such a miserable joyless cunt. Perhaps you shouldn't spent every waking moment of your life on Veeky Forums.

Rollin'

Garlic? Garlic.

Rolling for anything but Vanilla... I am but a humble poorfag.

Rollin' for a trollin'

Yes because all ingredients are always exactly the same with no variation in taste or quality, as is all cookware, ovens, climate and method. Apparently you have tested every single cooking method, time and recipe of every single user using their exact ingredients (despite never having actually done any of that.) You know how I can tell you know nothing about cooking? Because you know nothing about cooking. This isn't a cooking contest, idiot. It's a picture of food contest.

No guarantees Ill follow through but roll anyways.

reroll. dont feel like spending that much an a spice.

>reroll
If you're going to do that then why are you even rolling just pick the one you want you stupid nigger holy christ.

kek

rolling

roll

Why exactly isnt there a point in making a thread because the number of people participating is lower than some arbitrary threshold you pulled out of your ass.

Just hide the thread if it triggers your autism this much.

Keep rollin' that die