Join me for dinner, user?

Join me for dinner, user?

There's both meatballs and sausage.

Gender and age, please!

Please be in London

Jesus. Want some pasta with your sauce?

fuckin lmao

You are supposed to take the butter out of the wrapper first

>needing bread with a pile of pasta

This is why you're fat.

>Ugh... that weird guy that plays with his food while taking pics of it and giggles while browsing his iphone for 3 hours is back...

That bread looks incredibly lifeless

If you don't hurry, user, I'll eat all the meatballs.

do americans really eat this?

as sad and pathetic as this meal is... that meatball actually looks okay

How about this sausage?

what chain is this

Is it a chain? It doesn't look like Fazoli's or Olive Garden

oh jesus christ just stfu for once seriously

Plain sauce? Seriously? Put some of that powdered cheese on it.

Why doe people serve red pasta sauce plain without things like cheese and parsely flakes? It's hideous.

asl?

Fazoli's

This is diner food.

A lot of fast food places serve breakfast now

There's absolutely nothing refined about this, but I bet it would be a welcome sight after a long, hard day.

Yo, dawg, I heard you like wheat. So I put bread with the pasta so you can eat wheat while you eat wheat.

I'd get down on this. But I'm a simple man. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Looks like flyover diner garbage trying to make what they think Italian food is based solely on the Sporanos and the old Super Mario cartoon.

>2017
>yo dawg memes
What did he mean by this?

>Not dumping that entire jar of red pepper and cheese onto your pasta
>No side of fresh spinach and arugula garden salad with peperoncini
>No glass of red wine
>No olive oil for dipping the bread
>Not ordering capellini instead of fuckboy-tier ziti

>policing meme usage
Just end it already. It's not like your loved ones would be surprised

Fazolis is worse than Pizza hut tier

I-if you'll h-have me, user-sempai

It's not like I w-wanted to have a m-meal with you or anything, baka!

I like to think the pasta is un-stirred, causing it to look over sauced??

>powdered cheese

EXCUSE ME MISS, MAY I HAVE YOUR FINEST POWDERED CHEESE AND ANY PARSLEY FLAKES YOU HAVE THIS SHIT IS HIDIOUS

Capellini is literally just spaghetti u little shit

kek you fucking succhiacazzi capellini is angel hair, ultra thin, much thinner than spaghetti get your shit together.

Which would you rather have, the meatball or the sausage?

>not being able to tell the difference between ziti and penne

You lose.

I'd like to have your sausage, op

Why the fuck did you bring a gun and snob to our date at Applebees, user?!?!

Those are penne rigate you fucking imbecile

What kind of diner serves penne?

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Thanks, no, I am done with romance.

for fuck's sake, people, stir your fucking pasta.