How do you make sushi at home?

How do you make sushi at home?

What part of sushi do you imagine is so complicated that you can't prepare it at home?

Buy ingredients. Make rice. Prep other ingredients. Construct roll on sushi mat. Roll. Slice. Eat.

That's really vague, I need a recipe.

None of that shit is sushi you fags.

>buy raw fish
>cut raw fish into small pieces
>cover seaweed with rice
>place raw fish on rice
>roll up seaweed
>cut into gay little rolls
>eat
>get intestinal parasites

There, done.

Sushi rice, cream cheese, some fucking fish, etc. Quantity is up to personal taste.

>buying fish that isn't fresh

>me in the bottom left

>cream cheese
Kill yourself.

>girl wearing a napkin on her head is giving me a patronizing look
>her fat friend want's to fuck me
>guy can't even afford a belt

>fresh fish doesn't contain any parasites

Are you retarded? Where do you think the parasites in fish come from? Do you think they appear out of thin air when the fish starts to decompose?

Buy fish fresh so you know where it has been. You don't want factory farmed shit from China. Freeze for 7 days to kill any parasites. Thaw and make sushi.

>hubby
>lush
>phil mews

It's 2017

too much ass

> C U R R E N T Y E A R

> C U R R E N T T I M E

Alton Brown did an episode of Good Eats about making sushi. I know it's on netflix, but I'm not sure where else. It's really quite good.

> H A H A H A H A H A H

Are you gay fag?

>cream cheese

Ikr. Genuinely one of the worst things I've seen recommended on Veeky Forums.

I know, go feta or go home.

Oh shit, he's got a knife!

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oh boy...