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>Colorado: Shredded wheat

What a retarded fucking list.

>gator tail for florida
>gross
I don't understand, it's like the least offensive meat i've ever eaten

>hating on pork roll

>venison jerky
>ew chili with noodles
>omg they cut the pizza weird

And what fucking planet do you have to be from to consider Brunswick stew or Marshmallow fluff or a PBB&B sandwich unusual?

>Fair food

Some shit designed to make headlines and is maybe consumed once a year is considered amongst staple and regional foods?

The cringe is that whoever wrote this is a pretentious asshat, right? I get that Eskimo Ice Cream and Ambrosia Salad can be considered gross (or gross looking, at least), but a lot of the stuff on this list doesn't seem bad at all. I closed the tab once I got to my state(Michigan), and they suggested that venison jerky or whitefish dip is bad.

>Hamhocks

not a fan but I appreciate it, and isn't shredded wheat like major cereals by now?

>Cincinnati chili five-way

Like, really? that shit is the bomb and I'm not even from ohio

>And what fucking planet do you have to be from to consider Brunswick stew

That's unusual to anyone that isn't from the US south.

> Marshmallow fluff
That's unusual to anyone who's not white trash.

>>or a PBB&B sandwich unusual?
I suppose that many people probably heard about this due to the Elvis connection (which is how I learned about it), but I certainly wouldn't consider it normal everyday food.

Alabamafag here. Never heard of Ambrosia salad but this guy is retarded if he doesn't like Brunswick stew.

>buffalo fish ribs
>shredded wheat
>clam pizza
>alligator
>ham hocks
>spam musubi
>sturgeon caviar
>bierocks
>testicles
>coypu
>marshmallow fluff
>testicles x2
>grapenut ice cream
>carne adovada
>fried rattlesnake
>chitterlings
>literal cubes of meat
>peanutbutter and bacon banana sandwhich
>raw milk
>brunswick stew
>geoduck
>fried squirrel

epitome of devoid 40 year old blogger woman posts

"ew this meat isn't from a cow or pig"
"ew this meat is from an icky place"
"ew this is meat"
"ew gross calories food"
jesus fucking christ

>not liking spam musubi
what the fuck is wrong with this nigga

half of these are like " yeah this is actually a pretty good dish but it kinds looks weird maybe?"
like wtf how can anyone dislike carne adovada?

You can rest assured this list was written by someone with the palate of a California blonde.

My thoughts exactly. Spam musubi is delicious!

Some of these make sense to me, because they're unusual recipes, but
>gator tail

Why is that so disgusting? Alligators are farmed anyway. They're a large animal, chance are someone has tried their meat in the past.

>Nevada: Buffets
Did this woman think Buffets are only in Vegas? It's a pretty common thing hugely popular with cheapskates and families.

thx

Because it comes from an alligator. Some people are just that adverse to trying something different hence the "like oh my god eating alligators, soooo gross!" reaction.

deep fried alligator tail, tastes good desu.

>Why is that so disgusting?

Because the swarm of basement-dwelling autismos on this board think anything other than ketchup and tendies is disgusting.

>butter burger

I'm a britbong and if I or my mother growing up were making burgers we'd butter the buns

is that considered unthinkable or something in the states?

>Cincinnati chili
>Tomatoey

Did she bother to actually try any of these?

>Some people are just that adverse to trying something different hence the "like oh my god eating alligators, soooo gross!" reaction

I mean, damn, I'm a picky eater but even I've had crocodile before. It just seems strange that people flip out at the thought of eating anything reptilian. I mean, it's not bugs; they're not alive while you eat them.

Never heard of this.

Garbage pie, yes, which is pizza with every topping on the garde manger table.

>Arizona: Mesquite pods
Is this just seed pods or actual spiders? I can't tell.
>California: Goop
No image and search returns nothing.
>Colorado: Shredded wheat
Mass market cereal.
>Georgia: Ham hocks
Based on list I'd have gone with boiled peanuts.
>Idaho: Sturgeon eggs
>If you don’t want to splurge on French caviar
Isn't the best and original caviar from sturgeon in eastern europe??
>Nevada: All-you-can-eat buffet plates, courtesy of casinos
I guess the deadline was approaching.
>South Dakota: Chislic
Sounds tasty.
>Texas: Deep-fried butter
Meme fair food that's played out by now.
>Utah: Jell-O Salad
Isn't this just 60s housewife stuff?

THIS

It's some little bitch perpetuating hate for the left. I say this as a leftist.

With Michigan, it's problem being they eat too much meat, like venison is yucky to the author or something.

Fuck this and use the archive link.

>spam musubi
>chicken dumplings
>sturgeon eggs
>simple meat sandwiches
>shredded wheat and grape nuts
>claiming we eat weirdo ice cream in Oregon because of one hipster Portland shitshow
>a nondescript stew
>street tacos
And here's the best one
>breakfast

What the FUCK is this?

I've never heard of this and I actually kind of want to eat it now
it also has the silliest name I've heard in a while, sounds like a made up animal

>With Michigan, it's problem being they eat too much meat, like venison is yucky to the author or something.

Yeah, this one seemed off.

The complaint was that people catch their own food. What the fuck is that about? I get why some people are against hunting as pure sport but why get grossed out with it for food when you're (from my reading of the article) someone who still eats meat yourself?

>sturgeon eggs
isnt this literally caviar

FISH EGGS??? YUCK!!!!!!
don't tell me you also eat invertebrates you sick fuck

>Vegas buffets
>gross

Over the line!

What does left or right-wing politics have to do with shredded wheat?

Based on the comment about Brunswick stew, alligator, etc, I think this bitch is one of those suburban idiots that thinks meat in the supermarket just magically appears there without coming from an animal.

I've never tried any of these since I'm a Eurofag, but most of them seem just fine. A little unusual or low-class maybe, but that doesn't mean they're "gross".

I've never heard of stuffed ham, but it doesn't seem bad at all.
t. Marylander

Wait, scratch that. I have actually eaten one thing on this list: Marshmallow Fluff. They sell that over here as well.

It's basically just sugary garbage, but on a sandwich with some peanut butter it's pretty taste. Not sure how that qualifies as gross.

you just know she's a stuck-up higher middle-class liberal bitch, you know the type
>finds racism unthinkable but is actually unconsciously afraid of blacks
>identifies as a feminist but has no idea what that actually means
>stout hillary supporter, bernie was "too extreme"
>extremely safe and boring taste in everything
>afraid to try anything new
>snobbish, tries to be artsy
>big fan of modern art as long as it's critically acclaimed and not too modern or distasteful
>not a fan of those nasty "working class" types
>doesn't have the balls to be actually left-wing

>cinci chili 5 way

We call it chili mac everywhere that isn't that or other restaurants.

>tomatoey flavors don't pair well with pasta

Holy fuck you can taste retardation

also
>topped with the contents of nachos

shredded cheese? if im too lazy to melt the cheese I'll just use parmesan

>Tomatoey flavors of chili don't go on spaghetti
Are you fucking kidding me? Yes they do.

Basically my thoughts, along with yeah, there are awful things in here but fuck. Also the St. Louis-style pizza sounds fucking delicious.

You made me mad by reading that. I hate these people. One of my roommates is one and I'm glad she's moving out.

>mesquite pods
>spiders

I didn't understand that part at all.

>MAKING FUN OF PORK ROLL

FUCK YOU I'M NOT EVEN FROM JERSEY

Best thing they could shit on from Virginia is Brunswick Stew, seriously nigga.

Lives in NY,NY, author of such gems as:

>The not so beautiful truth about 'beautiful'
theodysseyonline.com/the-not-so-beautiful-truth-about-beautiful

>Beware weight watchers: the point based scam
theodysseyonline.com/beware-weight-watchers-point-based-scam

>Changing your name after marriage: should you or shouldn't you?
fashionbeans.com/content/changing-your-name-after-marriage-should-you-or-shouldnt-you

Why should I be ashamed to live in a flyover? You can keep that shit for yourselves.

Nothing wrong with being picky but I'm willing to bet you make some effort to try new things to see if they'll fit your palate.. The bitch who wrote this article has probably NEVER eaten rocky mountain oysters or even touched buffalo fish. Her only observational basis for calling them gross is "EWWW that's different!"

all places have their scum. in a way rednecks are more homely than people like this since at least they're universally disregarded by everyone else

The article says gross, not weird. If it said weird I would concede that people are overreacting.

I can understand being squeamish about livermush since I'm not a fan of it myself, but shit people have been eating offal for a long ass time.

no not at all. I might go so far as to say most restaurants you get a burger from butter their buns.

Where's the 'go 'za?

>Washington: Geoduck

What a bunch of pussies. Just because geoduck looks like a huge flaccid cock do mean it doesn't taste delicious.

If the bun is toasted 90% chance it's buttered. They may use whirl, but places usually butter and toast on a flat top. Some places may just thrown em in the salamander tho.

Only the koolickles and the Louisiana pizza genuinely disgusted me

The rest of it is literally "ewww this isn't tendies"

OP here. glad to see most of this list pissed everyone else off too.

the eskimo ice cream thing and maybe one or two others seemed awful but I'm pretty sure those are gimmicky bullshit dishes anyway. I still don't understand the basket of mesquito spider sticks or whatever the fuck.

>Shredded wheat

Are you fucking kidding me?

>akutaq
>gimmick

When you live in the empty north eating dried fish and nose-to-tail raw meat off of the floor, novelty is a welcome reprieve.

These are the people who drink literal poison because it's the only thing resembling tea that grows up there:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_tea

>mesquite spiders
>google gives nothing about spiders
What the fuck is she talking about? Did she lapse into a waking nightmare while writing?

poison shmoison. suck it up fuckboi.

But the only way to get Labrador tea this far south is in Ungava gin, and that swill tastes vile.

I lived in Alaska for 7 years and have tried Eskimo ice cream (akutaq) on many occasions. It's not all that bad, people just lose their shit when they hear they're eating animal fat.

Every Yu'pik family has their own recipe and they all bicker over what tallow or berry concoction is the best. It's cute watching two Eskimo friends get into a heated argument over it.

In my honest opinion fireweed, red currant and blueberry akutaq with reindeer tallow is based. Tallow coming from ocean animals tastes shitty but plenty of natives agree.

this entire thing is so fucking bad

>the image for deep fried butter is an obvious photoshop
fuck off

She just stole the post from Thrillest and changed the worded/paraphrased them and swapped some photos.
In the case of mesquite pods they were already stretching to make them sound gross and she left out all the clarifications about them not being actual spiders.
>While taking in the stark beauty of the Arizona desert, you might notice some of the vegetation appears to have 8in-long, chartreuse-colored spiders crawling out of its branches. Chill. Not only are these lil' wormy monsters harmless legumes, they're actually edible. And, more importantly, they (especially the honey-mesquite variety) taste like organic Skittles. You can pop them right off the branch and eat the pods like jumbo green beans, or mash them into a fine powder to make flour, jelly, or even cocktails. See, Skittles do grow from trees. They're just a little uglier. The only catch is the alien that eventually hatches inside your stomach if you eat more than three.

Do people really get paid to do this?

It's not even an Ohio thing. Literally only people from Cincinnati eat that. Cincinnati isn't really part of Ohio.

Yes.
Advertisers pay based on page hits, so the writer's job is to provoke as many pageviews as possible, quality be damned.
It's called clickbait.

At least they'll be replaced by a neural net soon.

That would be a good article, though.

50 foods that I saw on wikipedia some of which probably don't actually exist, but I'm on a lot of pain killers right now and can't tell the difference between dreams and reality.

#3 Spider Beans - It is a spider but it is also a bean, you have to swallow it fast or else it will crawl out of your mouth and eat your eyes.

>West Virginia
>fried squirrel
Okay, that's not even disgusting.

Shit, they could have said squirrel brains. Those are disgusting but apparently delicious, the meat is just gamey like rabbit. Is rabbit disgusting?

>when your only job is to steal articles from other websites, but the deadline is in an hour so you can't be bothered to read everything

At least they paraphrased.

Some of these "articles" literally just copy and paste from popular tumblr posts.

My favorite are those ""articles"" that are just a list of Reddit posts accompanied by the first image they saw from a semi-relevant Google image search.

wat? no it's not. where do you live where you haven't heard of chili mac

>one of them is just stew
what the fuck man. The way it's worded makes it seem like the mixing of meat and vegetables is gag-worthy.

They should've gone with italian food.
Source: onlyinyourstate.com/west-virginia/wv-foods/

>italian food is only in West Virginia
hahaha
real talk though I've lived here for 22 years and I've never even heard of ramps. I grew up with the Tudor's Biscuit heir, he'd always give out free biscuits but this is absolutely not the only state that eats them. Apple butter on biscuits is legit top tier though

>this article has 582,000+ likes of Facebook
Jesus take the wheel. Okay, here we go:

>Alabama: Ambrosia salad
Can be too sweet for some, but generally good stuff, especially for kids.

>Alaska: Akutaq (Eskimo Ice Cream)
Almost the only one that sounds gross.

>Arizona: Mesquite pods
This bitch is literally retarded.

>Arkansas: Buffalo ribs
The twist is it's fish. How terrifying.

>California: Goop
Does not exist, as near as I can tell.

>Colorado: Shredded wheat
The closest this comes to "gross" is being kind of bland.

>Connecticut: New Haven clam pie
>Delaware: Slippery dumplings
Both of these sound legit tasty.

>Florida: Gator tail
Now to me this actually IS gross: it tasted like chicken that had been scraped along the inside of a used aquarium. But hey, to each their own.

>Georgia: Ham hocks
>Hawaii: SPAM musubi
Pig is never not good.

>Idaho: Sturgeon eggs
Literal caviar.

>Illinois: Gravy bread
>Indiana: Brain sandwich
>Iowa: Loose meat
I wouldn't pay to eat these, but I'd try them if a friend brought or made some.

>Kansas: Bierocks
Sounds good, actually.

>Kentucky: Lamb fries
>Louisiana: Nutria
>Maine: Tomalley
More in the I'd-try-if-free pile.

>Maryland: Stuffed ham
Seems weird to put your sides in your meat, but whatever.

>Massachusetts: Marshmallow Fluff
Other than being too sweet for some, it's tasty. Unhealthy as fuck, but tasty.

>Michigan: Something your neighbor “took care of”
Not even a dish. This bitch is just whining about hunting.

>Minnesota: Pickle dog
Food of choice for Atkinsfags.

>Mississippi: Koolickle
I'm gonna make some just to try them.

>Missouri: St. Louis-style pizza
Sounds delicious, bitch is insane.

>Montana: Rocky Mountain oysters
It has to be cheating to include the same dish twice.

>Nebraska: Hot beef sundae
"[M]ight look a bit disturbing[,]" if you're both a vegan and a colossal pussy.

>Nevada: All-you-can-eat buffet plates, courtesy of casinos
Again, not an actual dish. Sure, some casino buffets are shit, but some aren't. See me after class.

>New Hampshire: Grape-Nuts ice cream
Apparently it's gross to combine an okay food and a tasty food in a way that adds flavor to the former and texture to the latter. Who knew?

>New Jersey: Pork roll
>New Mexico: Carne adovada
Both sound tasty as fuck.

>New York: Garbage plate
Typical big-city bitch insulting the rest of the state. Los Angeles has less contempt for its state than the Rotten Apple does.

>North Carolina: Livermush
Sounds tasty.

>North Dakota: Lutefisk
Finally, another one that actually sounds gross! Sure justifies all those likes, right?!

>Ohio: Cincinnati chili five-way
"[T]he tomatoey flavors of it don’t really go well with pasta." Can we get her put in a mental hospital yet?

>Oklahoma: Fried rattlesnake
>Oregon: Eyebrow-raising ice cream
>Pennsylvania: Scrapple
OMG THESE AREN'T EXACTLY WHAT I'M USED TO WAH WAAAAAAAAAH

>Rhode Island: Chop suey sandwich
Sounds like white trash food personified, but it's probably tasty.

>South Carolina: Chitterlings
An ex of mine called these "shitlin's", so allegedly they're pretty nasty. They sound fine, though.

>South Dakota: Chislic
Literally just fried meat. What's this bitch's deal?

>Tennessee: The Fat Elvis
Must make and try; sounds interesting.

>Texas: Deep-fried butter
Fair food is hardly a regional staple, and what the fuck is with that shitty shoop?

>Utah: Jell-O Salad
LET'S~ DO~ THE TIME~ WARP~ AGAIN~~~~~~~~!

>Vermont: Raw milk
>Virginia: Brunswick stew
>Washington: Geoduck
Perfectly fine food and drink.

>Washington, DC: U Street Taco
Sounds like God-tier drunk food, if you're hungry enough to put it all away.

>West Virginia: Fried squirrel
Squirrel meat did nothing wrong.

>Wisconsin: Butter burger
Legit tasty.

>Wyoming: Chuckwagon breakfast
Good thing this list was alphabetical, because who the fuck bitches about fucking breakfast?

OP here. from st. louis.

St. Louis style pizza is delicious if they don't fuck it up. the crust has to actually get crispy, if it's limp its awful, almost always should have provolone cheese, which is processed as fuck actually, but it's so damn good on pizza

forgot pic

thanks for your efforts

Connecticut here, it's delicious. If you disagree you are objectively wrong.

Geoduck is actually like clam, it's just penis shaped.

>Hating on carne adovada
I'll cap a bitch. People love it when I bring that shit to work

I've lived in minnesota 22 years and I've never heard of a pickle dog

here's a good vid on st. louis style pizza senpaitachi.

youtube.com/watch?v=G0QocOgW1MA

on second thought, fuck that video

>scrolls down to texas
>deep-fried butter
No. No one eats that in texas. No one eats that, period. What in the Holy fuck

I've seen it sold at a stall at the TX state fair.

Fair food isn't local food. It's fair food. You can find deep fried "x" at any one of them across the country.